Ask a stupid question... (ATOT game!)

[Modeps]

get a stupid answer! I'm bringing this little game over from my forums, where the few people that visit, actually loved it quite a lot.

RULES: Answer the question asked previously in a stupid manner, then write your own stupid question! Just quote the one your answering, incase theres runover... (if someone already responded, dont resond if you can help it! ) Q: denotes the question being asked, A: denotes the *gasp* answer!

I'll start it off in the same manner it was over on my forums!



Q: Where did my pants go?

 

[Czar]

A: Underpants Gnomes took them.

Q: Why am I posting in this thread?

 

[Fausto]

Originally posted by: Czar
A: Underpants Gnomes took them.

Q: Why am I posting in this thread?

A: Because God hates you.



Q: What's the deal with Anna Nicole Smith?

 

[CPA]

A: Because God hates you.



Q: What's the deal with Anna Nicole Smith?

A: The deal is she's got big boobies.


Q: Who's got cheese?

 

[Rallispec]

Originally posted by: CPA

A: Because God hates you.



Q: What's the deal with Anna Nicole Smith?

A: The deal is she's got big boobies.


Q: Who's got cheese?

A: There is no cheese


Q: what am i wearing?

 

[Modeps]

A: There is no cheese


Q: what am i wearing?

A: a telephone.

Q: Why cant we be friends?

 

[Spooner]

Originally posted by: Intake77

Originally posted by: CPA

A: The deal is she's got big boobies.


Q: Who's got cheese?

A: the aliens stole all the cheese, and replaced it with replica cheese that looks, tastes, and smells just like the real thing.

Q: Why cant we be friends?

A: Because I hate you


Q: Wherefore art thou?

 

[Fausto]

Originally posted by: Spooner

Originally posted by: Intake77

Originally posted by: CPA

A: The deal is she's got big boobies.


Q: Who's got cheese?

A: the aliens stole all the cheese, and replaced it with replica cheese that looks, tastes, and smells just like the real thing.

Q: Why cant we be friends?

A: Because I hate you


Q: Wherefore art thou?

A: That's me in the corner.....kicking Romeo's ass.



Q: What the hell is that thing on the wall?

 

[rudder]

A: is suck

Q: What is this thread

 

[ChurchOfSubgenius]

A: Don't act like you've never seen a glory hole before

Q: Where can I get my poodle clipped in Burbank?

 

[Doggiedog]

Originally posted by: ChurchOfSubgenius
A: Don't act like you've never seen a glory hole before

Q: Where can I get my poodle clipped in Burbank?

A: By Richard Gere's gerbil stuffer.

Q: What should I eat for lunch?

 

[InverseOfNeo]

Originally posted by: Doggiedog

Originally posted by: ChurchOfSubgenius
A: Don't act like you've never seen a glory hole before

Q: Where can I get my poodle clipped in Burbank?

A: By Richard Gere's gerbil stuffer.

Q: What should I eat for lunch?

A: Sashimi

Q: Coca-cola or pepsi?

 

[ThePresence]

A: Sashimi

Q: Coca-cola or pepsi?

A: Bruce Lee

Q: What is that noise in my air conditioner?

 

[Fausto]

Originally posted by: ThePresence

A: Sashimi

Q: Coca-cola or pepsi?

A: Bruce Lee

Q: What is that noise in my air conditioner?

A: Bruce Lee.



Q: Why won't Daisy Fuentes return my phone calls?

 

[ThePresence]

Q: Why won't Daisy Fuentes return my phone calls?

A: She doesnt wanna get that dumb answering machine again.

Q: What is the meaning of life? (I know the answer is not Bruce lee)

 

[Modeps]

A: 42, of course.

Q: Can I play football?

 

[murphy55d]

Originally posted by: Intake77
A: 42, of course.

Q: Can I play football?

A: Not with a racoon.

Q: Can you repeat the question?

 

[MichaelD]

Originally posted by: Intake77
A: 42, of course.

Q: Can I play football?

A: Sorry, this is a SOCCER field

Q: Why is my GF psychotic?

 

[kranky]

A. It's a known side-effect of sex change operations.

Q. What did you step in?

 

[ThePresence]

Originally posted by: kranky
A. It's a known side-effect of sex change operations.

Q. What did you step in?

A: Dont mind it, Its an alien substance I picked up during my UFO abduction.

Q: Pics?

 

[Modeps]

A: http://pics.bbzzdd.com

Q: Where's your head at?

 

[Fausto]

A: The hookers down at 10th and Peachtree.


Q: Why did the Bill Gates cross the road?

 

[ThePresence]

Originally posted by: Fausto1
A: The hookers down at 10th and Peachtree.


Q: Why did the Bill Gates cross the road?

A: Because he didnt own the other side yet.

Q: To be or not to be?

 

[linuxboy]

Originally posted by: ThePresence

Originally posted by: Fausto1
A: The hookers down at 10th and Peachtree.


Q: Why did the Bill Gates cross the road?

A: Because he didnt own the other side yet.

Q: To be or not to be?

A: Both, Being begets bountiful blessings

Q: If the inverse of dog is zinfandel, what is the inverse of cat?

Cheers !

 

[Fausto]

Originally posted by: linuxboy

Originally posted by: ThePresence

Originally posted by: Fausto1
A: The hookers down at 10th and Peachtree.


Q: Why did the Bill Gates cross the road?

A: Because he didnt own the other side yet.

Q: To be or not to be?

A: Both, Being begets bountiful blessings

Q: If the inverse of dog is zinfandel, what is the inverse of cat?

A: Pinot Blanc.

Q: What do you get if you cross Linuxboy with Stone Cold Steve Austin?