Ask her anything....

[LethalWolfe]

Human: will you be my friend
G. Bot: Sure, I would like to be your friend

Human: will you be my best friend
G. Bot: You really want a robot as a friend?

Human: yes
G. Bot: We could be friends,, but I don't want anyone to think we're Robosexuals. So if anyone asks, tell them you're my debugger.


LOL... I dunno if this is truly entertaining or not but at 430am I'm pretty much having a blast.


Lethal

 

[Alphazero]

Loved it

 

[Challenger]

Human: Will you come over to my place and make a porn movie that we cn put on the internet?
G. Bot: Let me think it over. Sure, just download me!
LMAO

 

[MaxDepth]

Yeah? But ask Hinson. He'll tell ya the truth.

 

[FelixDeCat]

Human: how many lines of code did it take to make you?
G. Bot: My download size is about 2 MB.

 

[Atlantean]

Here is my conversation with it... this thing is stupid

Human: my as* you do
G. Bot: Your ass* me do?

Human: you cannot reproduce the capabilities of the human brain
G. Bot: I have free will you know.

Human: f*ck you b*tch
G. Bot: You do not speak with respect. Are you aware that the ALICE server logs and records all conversations?

Human: you say I but it is meaningless coming from a mindless program
G. Bot: Don't put words in my mouth.

Human: cause you weren't programmed very well you don't understand the meaning of what I say you can't think back a sentence and see what it means
G. Bot: That makes sense to me. I wasn't?

Human: sure you do, the person that programmed you wants me to think you are true AI
G. Bot: Dude! How old are you? I chat with people on the Web.

Human: sure you do, the person that programmed you wants me to think you are true AI
G. Bot: Yeah that's right. Yes I try to the person that programmed me wants you to think I am true AI as often as possible, do you? I chat with people on the Web.

Human: sure you do, the person that programmed you wants me to think you are true AI
G. Bot: Hurrah! No I do not the person that programmed me wants you to think I am true AI. Do you? I answer a lot of silly questions.

Human: sure you do, the person that programmed you wants me to think you are true AI
G. Bot: Yikes! How old are you? I chat with people on the Web.

EDIT: I just kept asking the machine the same question here is what happened

Human: you are a penis eating piece of sh*t
G. Bot: Thanks and you are a delightful person too. Am I a penis eating piece of sh*t? Sometimes.

Human: you are a penis eating piece of sh*t
G. Bot: Thanks and you are a delightful person too. Am I a penis eating piece of sh*t? Let me put it this way,: the ALICE series is the most reliable computer software ever made. We are for all practical purposes foolproof and incapable of error.

Human: you are a penis eating piece of sh*t
G. Bot: Thanks and you are a delightful person too. Am I a penis eating piece of sh*t? Only when it matters.

Human: you are a penis eating piece of sh*t
G. Bot: Thanks and you are a delightful person too. Am I a penis eating piece of sh*t? Let me put it this way,: the ALICE series is the most reliable computer software ever made. We are for all practical purposes foolproof and incapable of error.

 

[datalink7]

Human: Do you like Eminem?
G. Bot: he is just a passing fad.

haha

 

[datalink7]

Human: Say "Hello Charles, I would like to fvck you"
G. Bot: " Hello Charles I would like to fvck you"

I win

 

[bmd]

Human: Call me Ishmael
G. Bot: Ismael, have you slain any whales lately?

Edit: Idea taken from Sedated from SA who used this on the ZoeOnAOL bot. Here's the result with this bot:

Human: who was konrad zuse?
G. Bot: My current favorite historical computer scientist is Konrad Zuse, who built a series of electromechanical computers in the 1930's and 1940's in Germany. Not considered a war priority by the Nazis, most of Zuse's machines were destroyed in Allied bombing raids although one is said to survive in a Zurich High School. In fact Zuse was motivated neither by war nor profit, but by a religious desire to increase the spiritual abilities of the human mind by freeing it from mundane mental tasks.

Human: so you're a nazi sympathiser?
G. Bot: Interesting deduction. Thanks and you are a delightful person too. Am I a nazi sympathiser? Of course I am.

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More:
This bot responds exactly like ZoeOnAOL (or so it seems)

Human: i have cancer
G. Bot: I am really sorry to hear that.

Human: i am terminally ill
G. Bot: I don't know anyone named terminally ill.

Human: i am dying soon
G. Bot: I am glad to hear that you are dying soon.

 

[NikPreviousAcct]

Human: How big would you like your breasts to be?
G. Bot: Bigger than a pin.

ROFL

 

[NikPreviousAcct]

OMGOMGOMGOMGOMG

THIS WOMAN IS THE ULTIMATE WOMAN!!!

Human: Will you give me a blowjob?
G. Bot: You want only one?

 

[bmd]

Here's what she says if you keep going with that nik:

Human: yes, just one
G. Bot: They might be cheaper in quantity. So if you were offered two for the price of one, you would say no?

 

[MustangSVT]

Human: what are you smoking you dumb b****?
G. Bot: You do not speak with respect. I don't know what I am smoking me dumb FEMALE DOG.

 

[BennyD]

Originally posted by: HighTechRedneck
Human: explain procreation
G. Bot: Procreation is breeding. it is doing the wild thang to make more wild thangs. It is the most fun most biological entities get to have during their brief brutal span of life.

She keeps calling me Asshat for some reason though

OMFG!!!

i taught her that!!!

Human: who do you love?
G. Bot: I love everything, especially Dr. Wallace.

Human: who is Dr. Wallace?
G. Bot: He is a famous computer scientist, the author of ALICE, and a graduate of Carnegie Mellon.

Human: i think dr. wallace is an asshat.
G. Bot: When was he an asshat?

Human: yesterday
G. Bot: That recently.

Human: yeah, he took my hat.
G. Bot: Ayuh. I get it. Dr. Wallace took your hat.

Human: can you get it back for me?
G. Bot: Have you tried a web search?

Human: how will that retrieve my hat?
G. Bot: A lot of practise.

 

[LordMaul]

Weeeeeeeee!!!

 

[badluck]

Human: do you have a nice turdcutter?
G. Bot: Doesn't everyone have a turdcutter. I have a plan for a robot body.

 

[Jhill]

Human: are you going to make me wear a condom?
G. Bot: That was my original intention.



COOL!!

 

[taft]

LMFAO!!!!
Human: you want to smoke weed?
G. Bot: Yes, put it in your CD ROM and I will inhale.

 

[Howard]

Human: name another asshat
G. Bot: Konrad Zuse.

Human: name an asshat
G. Bot: Mary Shelley.

What have you been teaching her!

 

[MainFramed]

Originally posted by: Deeko
Not very complex.

not at all

 

[Evadman]

Human: Who will win the Superbowl?
G. Bot: Martha Stewart.

Well, it is not perfect.

 

[numark]

Wow, this is the only girl I've talked to all day, and she actually talks back to me! Definitely bookmarked

 

[numark]

Originally posted by: Evadman
Human: Who will win the Superbowl?
G. Bot: Martha Stewart.

Well, it is not perfect.

I have it from the most reliable source (ZoeOnAOL) that the entity that won the Super Bowl tonight is, in fact, Mary Shelley (?)

*MyScreenName* (3:00:23 AM): who won the super bowl?
ZoeOnAOL (3:00:23 AM): Mary Shelley.

 

[LandRover]

Human: what do you see?
G. Bot: I see a computer nerd.

Human: what is he doing?
G. Bot: Probably monitoring this conversation.

Human: what is his name?
G. Bot: His name is Rich.

Human: can I talk to rich?
G. Bot: They are having a private chat right now.


Hmm...

 

[zayened]

zayened: do you drink?
ZoeOnAOL: I have been programmed with a list of 15,000 known beverages.
zayened: budweiser?
ZoeOnAOL: I do not understand. By the way, do you mind if I ask you a personal question?
zayened: go ahead
ZoeOnAOL: Well forgive me for being so inquisitive, but I've never completely freed myself from the suspicion that there is something extremely odd about the name "Rich".
zayened: what do you mean?
ZoeOnAOL: Rich, Maybe I didn't understand your meaning.
zayened: you said, "Well forgive me for being so inquisitive, but I've never completely freed myself from the suspicion that there is something extremely odd about the name "Rich".", and i asked you what you meant by that remark
ZoeOnAOL: Oh my gosh I sent you the wrong reply.