ask me anything about jail...

[zanejohnson]

Originally posted by: hungfarover
over-under in days before OP starts using again.

nah..im glad to be past that...

i'll never use opiates again...i could have today if i wanted..i turned it down.

 

[zanejohnson]

Originally posted by: slsmnaz
And you've moved back to your gated community where no cops can touch you right? :roll:

yep, and im posting from the machine in my sig...on a 8mbps connection.

 

[alkemyst]

Originally posted by: daveymark
what sort of things did you discuss with your cellmates about how to break the law/where to get better drugs/how not to get caught next time

he couldn't do much discussing, his mouth was full.

 

[FoBoT]

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[PingSpike]

Do you learn to make a shiv out of a toothbrush? Also, what is the correct spelling of the word shiv?

 

[zanejohnson]

Originally posted by: alkemyst

Originally posted by: daveymark
what sort of things did you discuss with your cellmates about how to break the law/where to get better drugs/how not to get caught next time

he couldn't do much discussing, his mouth was full.

this was county jail....


my cellmates were all <21-22

 

[wheresmybacon]

Originally posted by: zanejohnson

Originally posted by: hungfarover
over-under in days before OP starts using again.

nah..im glad to be past that...

i'll never use opiates again...i could have today if i wanted..i turned it down.

Good man. Did you just go cold turkey or do they have any sort of detox services in there?

 

[Capt Caveman]

Originally posted by: zanejohnson

Originally posted by: Capt Caveman
Another make believe thread from you?

what makes you think im making this up?


it's 100% truth..

i was sentenced to 30 days... i got out in 21 for good behavior...

that was the longest 3 weeks of my life... i spent the last 6 days in seclusion, because i got a staph infection....well 3 staff infections...no TV, nothing but me and a tiny cell...i read like 7 books.

You admitted to making up the last thread that you were going to jail for breaking your probation.

And now you're saying that you did go to jail? Did something happen right after your last thread that got you in jail?

 

[AMCRambler]

How were the corrections officers? They beat up on the prisoners at all? How was the food? You had tv in there? In your cell? What kind of daily regiment was there, like had to wake up at 8, take a shower, breakfest at 9, clean yout cell for inspection, etc?

 

[GenHoth]

Originally posted by: yankeesfan
Did you get bulk beef?

 

[NuroMancer]

Originally posted by: zanejohnson

Originally posted by: slsmnaz
And you've moved back to your gated community where no cops can touch you right? :roll:

yep, and im posting from the machine in my sig...on a 8mbps connection.

And you had to point that out why?

 

[SacrosanctFiend]

Originally posted by: zanejohnson

Originally posted by: Capt Caveman
Another make believe thread from you?

what makes you think im making this up?


it's 100% truth..

i was sentenced to 30 days... i got out in 21 for good behavior...

that was the longest 3 weeks of my life... i spent the last 6 days in seclusion, because i got a staph infection....well 3 staff infections...no TV, nothing but me and a tiny cell...i read like 7 books.

This and This

 

[zanejohnson]

Originally posted by: hungfarover

Originally posted by: zanejohnson

Originally posted by: hungfarover
over-under in days before OP starts using again.

nah..im glad to be past that...

i'll never use opiates again...i could have today if i wanted..i turned it down.

Good man. Did you just go cold turkey or do they have any sort of detox services in there?

there idea of a detox service was the detox cell for 48 hours....it was total hell..

the first week i was there i had diahrea every 15 minutes, i was on the ground curled in a ball moaning for most of the time... the withdrawal is what caused the staph, weakened my immune system so much.. i lost about 20lbs.... after i regained my strength enough to feel ok i passed time by doing pushups/situps and trying to build some muslce..

 

[waggy]

Originally posted by: zanejohnson

Originally posted by: slsmnaz
And you've moved back to your gated community where no cops can touch you right? :roll:

yep, and im posting from the machine in my sig...on a 8mbps connection.

well since you only moved there so you can do drugs without fear of the cops you can now move into someplace cheaper and get your wife the medical attention she needs.

 

[zanejohnson]

Originally posted by: Capt Caveman

Originally posted by: zanejohnson

Originally posted by: Capt Caveman
Another make believe thread from you?

what makes you think im making this up?


it's 100% truth..

i was sentenced to 30 days... i got out in 21 for good behavior...

that was the longest 3 weeks of my life... i spent the last 6 days in seclusion, because i got a staph infection....well 3 staff infections...no TV, nothing but me and a tiny cell...i read like 7 books.

You admitted to making up the last thread that you were going to jail for breaking your probation.

And now you're saying that you did go to jail? Did something happen right after your last thread that got you in jail?

that's why i went to jail..because i broke my probation... got a plea bargain to sit 30 days and pay $300

 

[NuroMancer]

Originally posted by: waggy

Originally posted by: zanejohnson

Originally posted by: slsmnaz
And you've moved back to your gated community where no cops can touch you right? :roll:

yep, and im posting from the machine in my sig...on a 8mbps connection.

well since you only moved there so you can do drugs without fear of the cops you can now move into someplace cheaper and get your wife the medical attention she needs.

If he even has a wife.

 

[waggy]

Originally posted by: NuroMancer

Originally posted by: waggy

Originally posted by: zanejohnson

Originally posted by: slsmnaz
And you've moved back to your gated community where no cops can touch you right? :roll:

yep, and im posting from the machine in my sig...on a 8mbps connection.

well since you only moved there so you can do drugs without fear of the cops you can now move into someplace cheaper and get your wife the medical attention she needs.

If he even has a wife.

who knows. you can't beleive a word he says.

 

[slsmnaz]

Originally posted by: SacrosanctFiend

This and This

Originally posted by: zanejohnson
This story has been admitted by the OP to be a fabrication

If one wants to still play the game, feel free to continue

Senior Anandtech Moderator
Common Courtesy

Still wonder why?

 

[wheresmybacon]

Originally posted by: zanejohnson

Originally posted by: hungfarover

Originally posted by: zanejohnson

Originally posted by: hungfarover
over-under in days before OP starts using again.

nah..im glad to be past that...

i'll never use opiates again...i could have today if i wanted..i turned it down.

Good man. Did you just go cold turkey or do they have any sort of detox services in there?

there idea of a detox service was the detox cell for 48 hours....it was total hell..

the first week i was there i had diahrea every 15 minutes, i was on the ground curled in a ball moaning for most of the time... the withdrawal is what caused the staph, weakened my immune system so much.. i lost about 20lbs.... after i regained my strength enough to feel ok i passed time by doing pushups/situps and trying to build some muslce..

Oh man that sucks. Stay clean and you'll never have to do that again! GL

 

[moshquerade]

Originally posted by: slsmnaz

Originally posted by: zanejohnson
This story has been admitted by the OP to be a fabrication

If one wants to still play the game, feel free to continue

Senior Anandtech Moderator
Common Courtesy

Still wonder why?

/thread

OP has no credibilty.

 

[FoBoT]

did you come up with a plan for the rest of your life yet?

overcoming addiction is a day at a time deal

make a plan for your family and get to work on it

 

[Triumph]

Regardless of the truth of his stories, it doesn't sound like he went to FPMITAP, so I'm really not interested. Unless it's like American History X jail, I don't care.

 

[zanejohnson]

Originally posted by: AMCRambler
How were the corrections officers? They beat up on the prisoners at all? How was the food? You had tv in there? In your cell? What kind of daily regiment was there, like had to wake up at 8, take a shower, breakfest at 9, clean yout cell for inspection, etc?

some of the officers were cool.... some were total assholes.

didnt see anyone get beat up on, saw a guy get pepper sprayed though....the food was terrible...and only enough to live on... hence me losing 20lbs....

there was TV in the dorm cells...no TV in seclusion...

daily regiment was breakfast at 5am lunch at noon, dinner at 5pm....

the only times you left the cell was for 1 hour of rec time on M W F, which consisted of going to a concrete room where you could see the sky (had a chain link fence for a ceiling)


oh and church on sunday for 20 mins..in the jail..which was a nice getaway.

 

[zanejohnson]

Originally posted by: moshquerade

Originally posted by: slsmnaz

Originally posted by: zanejohnson
This story has been admitted by the OP to be a fabrication

If one wants to still play the game, feel free to continue

Senior Anandtech Moderator
Common Courtesy

Still wonder why?

/thread

OP has no credibilty.

read the thread i never said it was a farse.

 

[Capt Caveman]

BAN