ask me anything about jail...

[waggy]

Originally posted by: SarcasticDwarf

Originally posted by: pontifex

Originally posted by: new2AMD

im trying to figure out which movie you got the idea for a staph infection from

totally what i was thinking as well. his jail experience seems liek every cliche jail movie ever made.

Well he did just post pics of the inmate handbook as well as his arm (staph infection I would assume) and a prescription in his name and at the jail...

yeap so he didn't lie about it (may have photoshopped it..but doubt it).

he just lied about not going to jail heh


oh and since when are feet at teh end of arms?

 

[zanejohnson]

Originally posted by: Ctrackstar126
Tell me what Ramon and Doritos mean to you and ill believe you.

commisary

 

[SarcasticDwarf]

Originally posted by: MisterJackson
Although if Mosh is pissed @ you, that's pretty much all I need to burn you at the stake!

To be fair, there are a good number of people that would like to see Mosh burn at the stake too.

 

[waggy]

Originally posted by: SarcasticDwarf

Originally posted by: MisterJackson
Although if Mosh is pissed @ you, that's pretty much all I need to burn you at the stake!

To be fair, there are a good number of people that would like to see Mosh burn at the stake too.

i would just like to burn (cook) a steak with mosh!


ok that sucked.

 

[jman19]

Originally posted by: SarcasticDwarf

Originally posted by: pontifex

Originally posted by: new2AMD

im trying to figure out which movie you got the idea for a staph infection from

totally what i was thinking as well. his jail experience seems liek every cliche jail movie ever made.

Well he did just post pics of the inmate handbook as well as his arm (staph infection I would assume) and a prescription in his name and at the jail...

Do you know what an arm looks like?

 

[IceBergSLiM]

jelly or syrup?

 

[Mxylplyx]

I find it believable...

 

[sdifox]

Originally posted by: zanejohnson

Originally posted by: akshatp
Are you still able to walk straight?
Will you ever be able to bend over to pick up the soap without turning around?
Now that you are out, do you still have to send your cellmate flowers on your "anniversary?"

my asshole is intact, it was county jail..

i almost got in 1 fight...but the other guy backed down...

my cellmates were all pretty cool...one was busted with meth, one was waiting to get sent back to Mexico, one was in for stealing cars...one did weekends for a DUI

Err, you are not in Cook County are you? Maybe it was ilovetrueno!

 

[AVAFREAK182]

A man escapes from a prison where he had been kept for 15 years.

As he runs away, he finds a house and breaks into it, looking for money and guns, but only finds a young couple in bed.

He orders the guy out of bed and ties him up in a chair. While tying the girl up to the bed, he gets on top of her, kisses her on the neck, then gets up, and goes to the bathroom.

While he's in there, the husband tells his wife, "Listen, this guy is an escaped prisoner, look at his clothes! He probably spent lots of time in jail, and hasn't seen a woman in years.


I saw how he kissed your neck. If he wants sex, don't resist, don't complain, just do what he tells you, just give him satisfaction.


This guy must be dangerous, if he gets angry, he'll kill us. Be strong, honey. I love you."

To which the wife responds, "He was not kissing my neck! He was whispering in my ear. He told me he was gay, thought you were cute, and asked if we kept any Vaseline in the bathroom.

Be strong, honey, I love you, too."




HAHA

 

[Ctrackstar126]

Originally posted by: zanejohnson

Originally posted by: Ctrackstar126
Tell me what Ramon and Doritos mean to you and ill believe you.

commisary

Hes got my vote. Although I was looking for gourmet food

 

[waggy]

Originally posted by: AVAFREAK182


A man escapes from a prison where he had been kept for 15 years.

As he runs away, he finds a house and breaks into it, looking for money and guns, but only finds a young couple in bed.

He orders the guy out of bed and ties him up in a chair. While tying the girl up to the bed, he gets on top of her, kisses her on the neck, then gets up, and goes to the bathroom.

While he's in there, the husband tells his wife, "Listen, this guy is an escaped prisoner, look at his clothes! He probably spent lots of time in jail, and hasn't seen a woman in years.


I saw how he kissed your neck. If he wants sex, don't resist, don't complain, just do what he tells you, just give him satisfaction.


This guy must be dangerous, if he gets angry, he'll kill us. Be strong, honey. I love you."

To which the wife responds, "He was not kissing my neck! He was whispering in my ear. He told me he was gay, thought you were cute, and asked if we kept any Vaseline in the bathroom.

Be strong, honey, I love you, too."




HAHA

old joke.

but good.

 

[Capt Caveman]

So, I thought you were going to kill yourself instead of going to jail?

 

[pontifex]

Originally posted by: SarcasticDwarf

Originally posted by: pontifex

Originally posted by: new2AMD

im trying to figure out which movie you got the idea for a staph infection from

totally what i was thinking as well. his jail experience seems liek every cliche jail movie ever made.

Well he did just post pics of the inmate handbook as well as his arm (staph infection I would assume) and a prescription in his name and at the jail...

dude, anyone can get a staph infection and i'm sure you could get a copy of the handbook. hell, it looks like he could have just printed that out.

i saw the packaging for the drug, but didn't see the label until now. it does show his name and cooke county something or other.

either way its all fvcked up and he's still a liar because he said he would kill himself before going to jail. didn't he even say that he would battle it out with the cops?

 

[FoBoT]

Originally posted by: Capt Caveman
So, I thought you were going to kill yourself instead of going to jail?

he was on drugs, he'd post anything

 

[Mxylplyx]

zane, I'm afraid your going to have to off yourself to get the haters in here on your side.

 

[SarcasticDwarf]

Originally posted by: pontifex

Originally posted by: SarcasticDwarf

Originally posted by: pontifex

Originally posted by: new2AMD

im trying to figure out which movie you got the idea for a staph infection from

totally what i was thinking as well. his jail experience seems liek every cliche jail movie ever made.

Well he did just post pics of the inmate handbook as well as his arm (staph infection I would assume) and a prescription in his name and at the jail...

dude, anyone can get a staph infection and i'm sure you could get a copy of the handbook. hell, it looks like he could have just printed that out.

i saw the packaging for the drug, but didn't see the label until now. it does show his name and cooke county something or other.

either way its all fvcked up and he's still a liar because he said he would kill himself before going to jail. didn't he even say that he would battle it out with the cops?

I was responding to the fact that everyone is saying he is lying yet he has posted evidence good enough to demonstrate that he was very likely there. In order to say that he is lying you now have to counter his evidence. Yours is the first post to make any attempt to do so.

 

[NuroMancer]

Originally posted by: SacrosanctFiend

Originally posted by: zanejohnson
shit i could take pics of the papers i got from the jail to prove it...

Or give us the case number, since they are public record.

 

[waggy]

Originally posted by: Mxylplyx
zane, I'm afraid your going to have to off yourself to get the haters in here on your side.

yes. that would prove to us that you are not a liar. If needed i am willing to paypall you $5 to buy some razors.

 

[AUMM]

lol at all the people claiming it to be shens...it sounds credible to me and he has never stated that it is a lie plus he posted pics... and besides if you don't believe him stop reading the damn thread! idiots

 

[buck]

Originally posted by: zanejohnson

Originally posted by: moshquerade

Originally posted by: zanejohnson

Originally posted by: zanejohnson

Originally posted by: moshquerade

Originally posted by: zanejohnson

Originally posted by: moshquerade

Originally posted by: slsmnaz

Originally posted by: zanejohnson
This story has been admitted by the OP to be a fabrication

If one wants to still play the game, feel free to continue

Senior Anandtech Moderator
Common Courtesy

Still wonder why?

/thread

OP has no credibilty.

read the thread i never said it was a farse.

i read the thread. i posted in it several times concerned because you said you were going to off yourself rather than go to jail. that was a farce. remember?

the mod said it was a lie... and everyone went along...I never did.

shit i could take pics of the papers i got from the jail to prove it...

go ahead.

http://www.ntin.net/~zanejohnson/whoa/

Is that blood on the handbook?

 

[waggy]

Originally posted by: AUMM
lol at all the people claiming it to be shens...it sounds credible to me and he has never stated that it is a lie plus he posted pics... and besides if you don't believe him stop reading the damn thread! idiots

did you bother to read the first 2 threads? IF his life is axactly as he claims that is stuff movies are made of.

He would rather buy drugs then get his wife medical attention she needs. thats just amazing.

but it does look like he did spend some time in cooke county jail.

but he is still a liar. he said he would fight off the cops heh

 

[ThePresence]

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[pontifex]

Originally posted by: buck

Is that blood on the handbook?

only if you bleed coffee

 

[clamum]

zane I think you could post a pic of yourself behind bars (should've asked an officer to take a pic so you can show people on the Internet) and people would say it's staged and it's just a made-up cell in your basement.

 

[effowe]

I said it in the other thread, and I'll say it again.

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