ask me anything about jail...

[buck]

Originally posted by: pontifex

Originally posted by: buck

Is that blood on the handbook?

only if you bleed coffee

I do on mondays.

 

[mitchel]

I think he's posting the truth.

 

[Brainonska511]

Originally posted by: mitchel
I think he's posting the truth.

Why did you bump such an old thread?

 

[Canai]

Originally posted by: Brainonska511

Originally posted by: mitchel
I think he's posting the truth.

Why did you bump such an old thread?

Cause he's a noob who steals bad jokes like this thread?

 

[CraKaJaX]

Originally posted by: Canai

Originally posted by: Brainonska511

Originally posted by: mitchel
I think he's posting the truth.

Why did you bump such an old thread?

Cause he's a noob who steals bad jokes like this thread?

YASMJ.

 

[Canai]

Originally posted by: CraKaJaX

Originally posted by: Canai

Originally posted by: Brainonska511

Originally posted by: mitchel
I think he's posting the truth.

Why did you bump such an old thread?

Cause he's a noob who steals bad jokes like this thread?

YASMJ.

:laugh:

 

[krunchykrome]

Originally posted by: zanejohnson

Originally posted by: Quasmo
Are you going to carry drugs around with you again?

nope....thats thebest part... it was like rehab...im clean now..

no one cares about that; tell us about your latest race in your accord or a story about drugs

 

[IGBT]

..always hated the crapy bag lunches.

 

[Rufus12]

How does it feel to toss someone's salad?

 

[JohnCU]

ask me anything about rehab?

 

[rudeguy]

Jail has its ups and downs.

Ups:
Free food
Catch up on your sleep
You meet some damn interesting people

Downs:
Can't smoke
You don't poop your first couple days in there

 

[MartyMcFly3]

Originally posted by: Rufus12
How does it feel to toss someone's salad?

You bumped an 8 month old thread to post this gem?

 

[mwmorph]

Originally posted by: JohnCU
ask me anything about rehab?

Kick back and :beer:

 

[Slapstick]

Originally posted by: Ctrackstar126
Tell me what Ramon and Doritos mean to you and ill believe you.

Good One, if he can answer that then I'd believe him too!

 

[Fayd]

Originally posted by: zanejohnson

Originally posted by: OSx86
What jail in Texas did you supposedly go to?

cooke county correctional facility

how's the oatmeal?

 

[zerocool84]

Too many worthless old threads getting bumped

 

[geno]

Originally posted by: mitchel
I think he's posting the truth.

I hope to be as cool as you some day.

 

[Boo Boo]

1 - can you shit normal?

2 - whos your daddy now bitch?

3 - how long before you could poo normal?

4 - still got your teeth?

5 - told you not to bite down

 

[zanejohnson]

who the hell brought this thread back from the dead?


anyway, yes, it was real, i did go to jail... that was a while ago, im off of the opiates now, no more drug use/trafficking ever again... besides a little pot every now and then... (like maybe once every couple of weeks)

 

[Paratus]

A little Pot every week? Sure hope you corrections officer doesn't read ATOT

 

[compman25]

Originally posted by: zanejohnson
who the hell brought this thread back from the dead?


anyway, yes, it was real, i did go to jail... that was a while ago, im off of the opiates now, no more drug use/trafficking ever again... besides a little pot every now and then... (like maybe once every couple of weeks)

Umm, no more means just that, no more. You're still an addict, idiot.

 

[zanejohnson]

Originally posted by: Paratus
A little Pot every week? Sure hope you corrections officer doesn't read ATOT

im not on any type of probation/parole.

 

[zanejohnson]

Originally posted by: compman25

Originally posted by: zanejohnson
who the hell brought this thread back from the dead?


anyway, yes, it was real, i did go to jail... that was a while ago, im off of the opiates now, no more drug use/trafficking ever again... besides a little pot every now and then... (like maybe once every couple of weeks)

Umm, no more means just that, no more. You're still an addict, idiot.

pot is completely harmless, smoking a joint once in a blue moon is NOT being an addict... being an addict is completely focusing on getting high, all day long, every day..and getting sick when you cant get high... that's not me anymore.