ask me anything about jail...

[zanejohnson]

just got out this morning feels GREAT.

 

[yankeesfan]

Did you get bulk beef?

 

[Oil]

I thought your thread about going to jail was a lie

 

[mk52]

what are you thoughts on salad

 

[akshatp]

Are you still able to walk straight?
Will you ever be able to bend over to pick up the soap without turning around?
Now that you are out, do you still have to send your cellmate flowers on your "anniversary?"

 

[ognabor]

Originally posted by: yankeesfan
Did you get bulk beef?

beat me to it >.<

 

[Quasmo]

Are you going to carry drugs around with you again?

 

[zanejohnson]

Originally posted by: akshatp
Are you still able to walk straight?
Will you ever be able to bend over to pick up the soap without turning around?
Now that you are out, do you still have to send your cellmate flowers on your "anniversary?"

my asshole is intact, it was county jail..

i almost got in 1 fight...but the other guy backed down...

my cellmates were all pretty cool...one was busted with meth, one was waiting to get sent back to Mexico, one was in for stealing cars...one did weekends for a DUI

 

[zanejohnson]

Originally posted by: Quasmo
Are you going to carry drugs around with you again?

nope....thats thebest part... it was like rehab...im clean now..

 

[Quasmo]

did you break out with a file hidden in a 10lb alternator made out of beef?

 

[Beev]

Did it teach you anything? As in, are you going to no longer do whatever dumbass thing you did to get in?

 

[FoBoT]

Originally posted by: OSx86
I thought your thread about going to jail was a lie

who cares, this story delivers whether it is true or not

 

[K1052]

not this fool again

In his last thread this was determined to be shens or someone so unbelievably stupid that he deserved everything that was coming to him

 

[daveymark]

what sort of things did you discuss with your cellmates about how to break the law/where to get better drugs/how not to get caught next time

 

[Syrch]

Originally posted by: FoBoT

Originally posted by: OSx86
I thought your thread about going to jail was a lie

who cares, this story delivers whether it is true or not

holy crap FoBot almost 50k posts! Im impressed

 

[Oil]

What jail in Texas did you supposedly go to?

 

[pontifex]

here we go again

 

[Capt Caveman]

Another make believe thread from you?

 

[waggy]

Originally posted by: Capt Caveman
Another make believe thread from you?

yeap.

sick of crap like this.

 

[zanejohnson]

Originally posted by: OSx86
What jail in Texas did you supposedly go to?

cooke county correctional facility

 

[wheresmybacon]

over-under in days before OP starts using again.

 

[alkemyst]

Originally posted by: zanejohnson
just got out this morning feels GREAT.

going in for a conjugal with Tyrone is not being in jail. In Tyrone perhaps...but not jail.

Glad it went well for you.

 

[zanejohnson]

Originally posted by: Capt Caveman
Another make believe thread from you?

what makes you think im making this up?


it's 100% truth..

i was sentenced to 30 days... i got out in 21 for good behavior...

that was the longest 3 weeks of my life... i spent the last 6 days in seclusion, because i got a staph infection....well 3 staff infections...no TV, nothing but me and a tiny cell...i read like 7 books.

 

[loup garou]

Originally posted by: MelikK
what are you thoughts on salad

He prefers syrup.

 

[slsmnaz]

And you've moved back to your gated community where no cops can touch you right? :roll: