Ask me ANYTHING...

[Antoneo]

OMG



Oh by the way, Zeus says hi.

 

[BurnItDwn]

Originally posted by: Brutuskend
Will Twinkies and cockroaches really be the only thing to survive a nuclear Holocaust?


What's better Pie or Cake?

Doesn't that depend on the day of the week?

I though Pie was better on an odd number of the odd days, and Cake is good on the same number of odd days. And then on odd weeks, the remaining odd day is the day of the Cake. Where the other remaining odd day every other week, is the Day of the Pie!


(PS ... sorry if this gives you a headache, I assume "god" will miracle your headache away, however, if that doesn't work, I have some ibuprofen if you would like it)

 

[imported_GOD]

Originally posted by: Brutuskend
Will Twinkies and cockroaches really be the only thing to survive a nuclear Holocaust?


What's better Pie or Cake?

David Hasslehof will also survive.

I like my cake.

 

[Wahsapa]

Originally posted by: GOD

Originally posted by: PsychoticIdiot
if you're god, make my dick 12 inches long, then i'll believe you

Even GOD can't make something from nothing.

owned


and god hasnt even been registered for a whole day and he already has almost 100 posts

 

[imported_GOD]

Originally posted by: kreb
So why did you let Bush win? Forecasting WWIII in the near future?

Read thread.

 

[imported_GOD]

Originally posted by: Antoneo
OMG



Oh by the way, Zeus says hi.

Hollllllaaaaaa Zeusizzle

 

[imported_GOD]

Originally posted by: BurnItDwn
Why does PI have to be an irrational number?
What were you thinking?

Also, Why does Steak taste soooooo good?

And also, why do people claim you are both omnipotent and omniscient, since it is impossible to be both?


Why do people take freedoms based soley upon made up morals and create criminal victims of new otherwise victimless crimes? WTF is wrong with those people?




(Also, When are the spelling Nazi's going to b1tch about my spelling?
When are the grammar nazi's going to complain about my poor grammer?
Also, when are the punctuation nazi's going to complain about my punctuation?)

What really happened at Area 51?
Is the Stargate program real?
What makes RC cola so good?
What Makes Mountain Dew so good?

How come you haven't answered my questionos yet?


HELLO, are you there?
are you listening?

I think not.


This prooves, once and for all, that there is no god!

You obviously have more time on your hands than I do.

 

[imported_GOD]

Originally posted by: Wahsapa
owned


and god hasnt even been registered for a whole day and he already has almost 100 posts

:shocked:

 

[Wahsapa]

Originally posted by: GOD

Originally posted by: Wahsapa
owned


and god hasnt even been registered for a whole day and he already has almost 100 posts

:shocked:

well make that 100 now...

and oh ya my question!

can god microwave a burrito so hot that even he cannot eat it?

 

[faenix]

Originally posted by: Wahsapa

Originally posted by: GOD

Originally posted by: PsychoticIdiot
if you're god, make my dick 12 inches long, then i'll believe you

Even GOD can't make something from nothing.

owned


and god hasnt even been registered for a whole day and he already has almost 100 posts

 

[imported_GOD]

Originally posted by: Wahsapa

Originally posted by: GOD

Originally posted by: Wahsapa
owned


and god hasnt even been registered for a whole day and he already has almost 100 posts

:shocked:

well make that 100 now...

and oh ya my question!

can god microwave a burrito so hot that even he cannot eat it?

Try making more original questions.

 

[machintos]

Who created GOD? Who created the one who created GOD? Who created the one who created the one who created GOD?? And so on...

 

[imported_GOD]

Originally posted by: machintos
Who created GOD? Who created the one who created GOD? Who created the one who created the one who created GOD?? And so on...

Depending on who you talk to, it almost always comes back to this guy

 

[Metalloid]

Originally posted by: Brutuskend
If the answer is 42, what IS the quetion??!

He said he was God, not Alex Trebek.

 

[imported_GOD]

Originally posted by: Metalloid
He said he was God, not Alex Trebek.

Jennings is pretty damn close to me though. :Q

 

[chuckywang]

Does GOD nef?

 

[imported_Mike]

Why do you let so many misrepresent your beliefs?

 

[lavagirl669]

What can I do about the bed Nik broke last night?

 

[NikPreviousAcct]

Originally posted by: lavagirl669
What can I do about the bed Nik broke last night?

See, I told you the kitchen table would stand up to more abuse...

 

[bandana163]

Dear GOD, did Heather (Cheryl) really kill you?
Were you causing all those nightmares at the mall and at the Brookhaven hospital?
What was that red pill inside the amulet? What did the talisman of Metatron do?

 

[jst0ney]

averaging 113 post per day. You'll be 1337 in no time.

 

[MidasKnight]

Originally posted by: hotchilisauce
who were you before you got banned?

LOL :laugh:

 

[element]

Originally posted by: trendie

Originally posted by: Brutuskend
If the answer is 42, what IS the quetion??!

what is 6 x 9?

you're a real winnar @ teh math eh? you mean 6x7? 6x9 is 54.

 

[element]

Can you turn energy into matter? ....


without looking it up on google?

If so how?

 

[neonerd]

is it just me or was this thread locked, and got unlocked?