Ask me ANYTHING...

[Steve]

If you truly are GOD, will you make me a sandwich?

 

[iwantanewcomputer]

are you smarter than venk?

 

[imported_GOD]

Originally posted by: chuckywang
Does GOD nef?

 

[imported_GOD]

Originally posted by: CheapArse
Why do you let so many misrepresent your beliefs?

Believe what you want?

 

[imported_GOD]

Originally posted by: lavagirl669
What can I do about the bed Nik broke last night?

Use lube next time?

 

[imported_GOD]

Originally posted by: Vaerilis
Dear GOD, did Heather (Cheryl) really kill you?
Were you causing all those nightmares at the mall and at the Brookhaven hospital?
What was that red pill inside the amulet? What did the talisman of Metatron do?

No.
No.
Aspirin. Who cares.

 

[imported_GOD]

Originally posted by: neonerd
is it just me or was this thread locked, and got unlocked?

 

[imported_GOD]

Originally posted by: sm8000
If you truly are GOD, will you make me a sandwich?

I made the universe, make your own damn sandwich.

 

[PanzerIV]

Sooo....just how many licks does it take to get to the center of a Tootsy Pop??!!

 

[ravana]

Does Cat 5e support gigabit ethernet?

 

[imported_GOD]

Originally posted by: PanzerIV
Sooo....just how many licks does it take to get to the center of a Tootsy Pop??!!

The world may never know...

 

[PanzerIV]

Originally posted by: GOD

Originally posted by: PanzerIV
Sooo....just how many licks does it take to get to the center of a Tootsy Pop??!!

The world may never know...

Hehehe...good one.

 

[imported_Mike]

Originally posted by: GOD

Originally posted by: CheapArse
Why do you let so many misrepresent your beliefs?

Believe what you want?

Am i to believe that your answer is freewill? Thats just plain retarded..

 

[imported_GOD]

Originally posted by: CheapArse

Originally posted by: GOD

Originally posted by: CheapArse
Why do you let so many misrepresent your beliefs?

Believe what you want?

Am i to believe that your answer is freewill? Thats just plain retarded..

Geddy Lee said it best:

You can choose a ready guide in some celestial voice.
If you choose not to decide, you still have made a choice.
You can choose from phantom fears and kindness that can kill;
I will choose a path that's clear
I will choose freewill.

 

[tooltime]

will i buy AMD or Intel for my next proc?

 

[Danman]

Will I do good on my geography exam tomorrow?
also...
Will I finish up this 30 source annotated bibliography that is due tomorrow that I just started on?