Ask venk Anything!!

[venk]

Originally posted by: WarDemon666
In a 1800 word essay, describe how cinematic techniques are used in the movie "Boys n the hood" - 1991 to deliver the political message.

I've been very lax with enforcing the rules to this little game, but I shall start now. This is not in the form of a question, therefore i will assume the question you wanted to ask is what is 1800 - 1991. The correct answer is

-191.

You did not stump venk, the cookie went to Ken Jennings.

Originally posted by: TwiceOver
If it was possible for you to stand on top of a train that was moving at the speed of light, and you stepped forward, for that very moment would you be moving faster than the speed of light?

If you were standing on a train going really, really fast, then the only way to stand on the train would be to brace yourself. Since this train is going at c, you need to basically super duper gnarly cement your feet to the train to able to to stand on it when it started accelerating to C. Therefore, you cannot step forward at all since your feet are glued to the train.

You did not stump venk, the cookie took the last train out of town.

Originally posted by: mobobuff
What is the precise numerical (base 10) value of the amount of cats (Felis domesticus) that inhabited the physical area of the state of Michigan (the 26th state of the United States of America; located 42.709N, 084.553W, consisting of 56,809 square land miles) in the year 1998?

You didn't mention which planet, but i'll give you a break since i know you ment Earth. You also didn't mention at which point in the space-time continum you are talking about. In the Universe there are infinite earths with infinite possible outcomes. In one of those continums, there are exactly 534 cats the inhabit Michigan in the year 1998.

You did not stump venk, but i applaud your effort. Here have a :brokenheart:

Originally posted by: bootymac
Why is justice portrayed as a woman?

because justice can't drive.

You did not stump venk, justice has failed you.

Originally posted by: Mik3y
what is the exact name of my favorite music band and what is my favorite song from them?

if you can answer that, i'll give you a

Like I said, i shall start enforcing the rules and one of the rules is only one question per post. Since you asked two your question is disqualified.

sorry you did not stump venk, you cheating b@st@rd.

Originally posted by: gflores
When will World War III break out?

Since you never actually defined who the players will be when World War III occurs, i have choosen for you. The players are myself and my japanese friend. We started fighting over email two days ago.

You did not stump venk, mushi mushi.

Originally posted by: ming2020
Why are cookies the colour of poo and beer the colour of pee?

Two questions in one post AND he speaks in Canadian, he's out of here.

you did stump venk, no cookie for you, eh.

Originally posted by: Kyteland
Two trains 200 miles apart are moving toward each other; each one is going at a speed of 50 miles per hour. A fly starting on the front of one of them flies back and forth between them at a rate of 75 miles per hour. It does this until the trains collide and crush the fly to death. What is the total distance the fly has flown?

Show your work.

One mile after the fly took off from the first train, it hit a low flying aircraft and died. But the aircraft took the fly 25 miles before it dropped on the ground. Therefore the fly flew 1 + 25 miles, or 26 miles total.

you did not stump venk, the poor fly got the cookie.


I've got to go to class and the drunken monkey has to get loaded again. I'll see you all later.

 

[iamme]

Originally posted by: TwiceOver
If it was possible for you to stand on top of a train that was moving at the speed of light, and you stepped forward, for that very moment would you be moving faster than the speed of light?

no. i believe nothing moves faster than the speed of light.

 

[MikeyIs4Dcats]

by what percentage has the wholesale cost of raw structural steel increased in the US since January 1, 2004?

 

[edro]

What is Planck's Constant, in feet squared, pounds, per second?

 

[etalns]

Originally posted by: edro13
What is Planck's Constant, in feet squared, pounds, per second?

Planck's constant = 6.626068 × 10-34 m2 kg / s

 

[edro]

Originally posted by: Qosis

Originally posted by: edro13
What is Planck's Constant, in feet squared, pounds, per second?

Planck's constant = 6.626068 × 10-34 m2 kg / s

YOUR GENIOUS!

 

[venk]

Originally posted by: Isshinryu

Originally posted by: venk

Originally posted by: Isshinryu
Which is the correct moral theory, and why is it: Utilitarianism, Kant's Moral Theory, or Naturalistic Ethics

You didn't speciy according to who so I will assume you want my opinion of the correct theory. I have to go with Nat. Ethics.

You did not stump venk, i ate all the cookies in my Philosophy class last year

I meant universally, and even so, you never specified why. 1/2=50%=fail

Two questions in one post are not allowed.

You did not stump venk, no matter what you think you deserve.

Originally posted by: MikeyIs4Dcats
by what percentage has the wholesale cost of raw structural steel increased in the US since January 1, 2004?

I doubt members of anandtech (which you refer to as us) eat enough raw structural steel to make a significant dent in the price that their organs trade the steel at. Since there is no change in price, the % change is 0%.

you did not stump venk, you do not get to steel a cookie.


Be back later, gotta run to class.

 

[SearchMaster]

What's the frequency, Kenneth?

 

[Attrox]

Originally posted by: venk

Originally posted by: Attrox
Can anyone get any lamer/dumber than you?

A. Yes
B. No

Answer only with Yes or No.

Yes, Significantly Lamer and Dumber then me. Just look at your last ten posts.

Sorry, You did not stump venk, no cookie for you.

"then" ?
Oh and you are suppose to only answer with Yes or No

 

[Isshinryu]

Fine, new question. Assume you are a devout believer in Ethical Relativism, should everyone have tolerance for everyone else's beliefs?

 

[marcello]

Originally posted by: Kyteland
Two trains 200 miles apart are moving toward each other; each one is going at a speed of 50 miles per hour. A fly starting on the front of one of them flies back and forth between them at a rate of 75 miles per hour. It does this until the trains collide and crush the fly to death. What is the total distance the fly has flown?

Show your work.

Sorry, but this is a really easy question. It takes the trains 2 hours to collide. In 2 hours the fly goes 150 miles total. Math is easy.

 

[marcello]

Why does Jesus hate me?

 

[carldon]

This guy brings a whole new meaning to evolution. Proof that it has started going backwards from the rest of us.

CD.

 

[IHateMyJob2004]

Will Bush loose the election like he did the first time and still be in office somehow?

 

[CPA]

Will IHateMyJob2004 ever learn the difference between "lose" and "loose"?

 

[SearchMaster]

Will I ever learn not to click the broken link in CPA's signature?

 

[CPA]

Originally posted by: SearchMaster
Will I ever learn not to click the broken link in CPA's signature?

Will I ever fix that broken link in my signature even after 3 ATOT members have told me it is broken?

 

[NuclearNed]

Do you enjoy being raped by hairy, sweat-soaked convicts?

 

[packmule]

Why are we here?

 

[purbeast0]

Originally posted by: venk

Originally posted by: AyashiKaibutsu
Name the two major flaws of the mark 14 torpedo had during the early stages of WW2 and what caused them.

Congratulations, you have stumped venk and his drunken monkey. here is your prize

that is not a question though, so technically he didnt ask you anything, meaning you didnt get stumped

btw ... that dustin diamond answer was genius

 

[Mik3y]

Exactly what color tie was I wearing to my senior prom. i have a picture, so i'll show you after you get stumped on my question.

 

[CPA]

Originally posted by: Mik3y
Exactly what color tie was I wearing to my senior prom. i have a picture, so i'll show you after you get stumped on my question.

powder blue.

 

[Looney]

Why is that an infant that's only months old can swim, but a 2 year old can't? I'm not saying the infant can swim backstrokes and dive, but they have instinct to hold their breath when placed under water, then to move calmly in the direction they're going at. But you get kids every year falling into backyard swimming pools and dying. Do you after a certain maturity, just completely forget instinct and drop into the water, not bother to hold your breath and splash to the side of the pool so you can climb back out?

 

[marcello]

""I contend that we are both atheists. I just believe in one fewer god than you do. When you understand why you dismiss all the other possible gods, you will understand why I dismiss yours."
-Stephen Roberts"


That's an awesome quote. Sorry if this is uneducated, but who is Stephen Roberts?

 

[eakers]

who is more dangerous cap'n crunch or the trix rabbit?