Ask venk Anything!!

[Howard]

Originally posted by: Tweak155
Sorry, you did not stump venk, (You + Cookie) = You.

shouldnt that be (You-Cookie)??

No, because You + 0 = You.

You did not stump venk!

 

[maddogchen]

What are the winning California SuperLotto Plus jackpot numbers for Wednesday Oct 6, 2004? Its 5 numbers and one mega, and please limit it to this dimension that I am posting on ATOT from. If I win the California Superlotto Plus jackpot lotto that day I'll give you $20k.

edit: Please give the answer before Wednesday Oct 6th.

 

[Pakky]

Why are there locks on the doors at 7-11 if it's open 24 hr/day, 7 days/wk?

-Pak

 

[Pakky]

What's a word in the English language that rhymes with "Orange"?

-Pak

 

[LongAce]

I'm not trying to bumping this thread. I'm trying to slump the venk but not asking a question...

 

[chazdraves]

Speaking of him... Where has Venk journeyed off to now?

- Chaz

 

[candicec]

Originally posted by: Orsorum

Originally posted by: candicec
Dear Venk,

Will I be pretty? Will I be rich?

thank you,

candicec

Whatever will be, will be.

Thanks for answering!...Venk is unreliable...I stumped him!

your pal,

candicec

 

[FoBoT]

will it rain tomorrow?

 

[venk]

Sorry for the delay in updating this post, I had a test (which I got a 100% on of course ) and an 8 page paper due yesterday. On top of that, I had to bail the drunken monkey out of jail after he was caught exposing himself at a public highway rest area.

q]Originally posted by: DarkSky
Why?[/quote]
REPOST. See Above for answer

No Cookie for you!

Originally posted by: SagaLore
How large are my wife's breasts?

Larger than mine

Sorry, no large cookies for you.

Originally posted by: SagaLore
Why do the liberals hate their own country so much. Why.

Two questions in one post! GASP!

Sorry, two questions do not equal two cookies!

Originally posted by: Avalon
ONLY being allowed a numerical, base 10 answer that is ONE digit long as a valid answer (0-9), how many buttons are on the front panel of my HP Pavilion M70 17" CRT monitor?

Here's to hoping I stump you
Anyone that has this monitor, keep your trap shut!

7

Sorry you did not dump venk, no cookie for you or your crappy monitor.

Originally posted by: Mellow
how many boards would the mongels hoard if the mongel hordes got bored?

0, the Mongel King told me they spend most of their free time hoarding IRC Chat Rooms. Look Out #furries!

Sorry you did not stump venk, no creapy IRCers for you.

Originally posted by: tooltime
what day can i buy a retail intel p4 720 3.73GHz 1066 bus 2mb cache

I don't expect Intel to ban sales on any specific days, so I'll say Monday.

Sorry, you did not stump venk, my cookies have 3mb of cahce.

Originally posted by: Kyle
In McMinnville, OR theres a store called the happy hut- what type of buisness was running the store (what goods did they sell) right before happy hut bought the store.

I'm not sure which rule violation to bust you on. The fact that you posted two questions in one post or the fact that that you didn't actually post a question at all.

For that, I must Congratulate you, you have stumped the almighty venk. Here have a

Originally posted by: FoBoT
what time will i wake up tomorrow?

The right time.

Sorry you did not stump venk, no time for cookies.

Originally posted by: DeeKnow
is this just a ploy to get your post count higher?

NO

Sorry you did not stump venk, no post++ for you.

Originally posted by: oldman420
When you get to the end of the universe, what do you find?

A resteraunt

Sorry you did not stump venk, here have a cookie on Arthur.

Originally posted by: gigapet
where in the world is carmen sandiego?

San Diego, I just beat a version of the game last night

Sorry you did not stump venk, no cookie for you.

Originally posted by: maddogchen
What are the winning California SuperLotto Plus jackpot numbers for Wednesday Oct 6, 2004? Its 5 numbers and one mega, and please limit it to this dimension that I am posting on ATOT from. If I win the California Superlotto Plus jackpot lotto that day I'll give you $20k.

edit: Please give the answer before Wednesday Oct 6th.

I have to make sure that you are the only one that buys the ticket. If I just post it here, millions wll go out and buy tickets and both of us will get nothing. The numbers ***** *. I'll expect my check in the mail.

Sorry you did not stump venk, I will give you some cookies if you make sure I get my cut.

Originally posted by: Pakky
Why are there locks on the doors at 7-11 if it's open 24 hr/day, 7 days/wk?

-Pak

Incase of an emergency and the store has to be left unattended.

Sorry, you did not stump venk, here, have a squishy.

 

[Orsorum]

Originally posted by: candicec

Originally posted by: Orsorum

Originally posted by: candicec
Dear Venk,

Will I be pretty? Will I be rich?

thank you,

candicec

Whatever will be, will be.

Thanks for answering!...Venk is unreliable...I stumped him!

your pal,

candicec

Will you stump me, too? :Q

Your friend in Christ,

Nate

 

[TechnoKid]

In music, is there such thing as a perfect melody, rhythm or chord sequence?

 

[venk]

Originally posted by: Orsorum

Originally posted by: candicec

Originally posted by: Orsorum

Originally posted by: candicec
Dear Venk,

Will I be pretty? Will I be rich?

thank you,

candicec

Whatever will be, will be.

Thanks for answering!...Venk is unreliable...I stumped him!

your pal,

candicec

Will you stump me, too? :Q

Your friend in Christ,

Nate

Whoops. I must have missed this one earlier. The answer to this questions is...oh wait, that doesn't sound right. The answer to these questions ARRRRRRRRRRRH! you be makin to many demands in yee single post you scurvy wench.

Sorry, you did not stump venk, but here, have a pirate

 

[maddogchen]

Originally posted by: venk

Originally posted by: maddogchen
What are the winning California SuperLotto Plus jackpot numbers for Wednesday Oct 6, 2004? Its 5 numbers and one mega, and please limit it to this dimension that I am posting on ATOT from. If I win the California Superlotto Plus jackpot lotto that day I'll give you $20k.

edit: Please give the answer before Wednesday Oct 6th.

I have to make sure that you are the only one that buys the ticket. If I just post it here, millions wll go out and buy tickets and both of us will get nothing. The numbers ***** *. I'll expect my check in the mail.

Sorry you did not stump venk, I will give you some cookies if you make sure I get my cut.

Uh... I couldn't decode it. May you PM me it undecoded with the numbers very clear to read? please PM me the numbers before wednesday oct 6th with your address to mail the check too. Thanks.

 

[Noirish]

On a scale of 100-100, how gay are you?

 

[Jeff7181]

How far apart in meters is Standish the Tinkerer Trainer and Starr the Consigner?

 

[TechnoKid]

Will you finish your 8 page paper and stay awake while typing it?.

good luck on the paper. 8 pagers are tough to write, esp if you think you are going to fall asleep at the keyboard.

 

[electified]

Originally posted by: TechnoKid
Will you finish your 8 page paper and stay awake while typing it?.

good luck on the paper. 8 pagers are tough to write, esp if you think you are going to fall asleep at the keyboard.

Damn, got beat to it.

 

[JSmile]

hey your on benzworld right?! sorry about your acura then.

 

[viking66]

What question can stump the Drunken Monkey?

 

[Tweak155]

Originally posted by: Howard

Originally posted by: Tweak155
Sorry, you did not stump venk, (You + Cookie) = You.

shouldnt that be (You-Cookie)??

No, because You + 0 = You.

You did not stump venk!

Well then our statements are equal, assuming cookie=0

 

[klah]

Since no one reads or posts comments in your blog, do you get suicidal?

 

[BDawg]

Originally posted by: viking66
What question can stump the Drunken Monkey?

Apparently, how do you use correct grammar has stumped Venk multiple times.

 

[venk]

Originally posted by: Noirish
On a scale of 100-100, how gay are you?

100-100 = 0, so I am 0 gay.

Sorry you did not stump venk, I don't give gay people cookies.

Originally posted by: TechnoKid
Will you finish your 8 page paper and stay awake while typing it?.

good luck on the paper. 8 pagers are tough to write, esp if you think you are going to fall asleep at the keyboard.

YES YES OH BABY YES! (I'm sorry, that was my version of an internet orgasm/happy dance)

sorry you did not stump venk, but I should be the one thanking you....tehe...


Those were easy and the only ones i'm answering this morning. My brain decided to turn off and im not sure when it will turn on again.

 

[Jeff7181]

So I've stumped you and I get a cookie?

 

[venk]

Originally posted by: Jeff7181
How far apart in meters is Standish the Tinkerer Trainer and Starr the Consigner?

Wow, it may be my slowly melting brain, but you have achieved the almost impossible. You have stumped venk, here is a Enjoy my son, you are one of the chosen ones who will bask in my glorious wisdom one day far in the future.

Originally posted by: JSmile
hey your on benzworld right?! sorry about your acura then.

No, that isn't me. But, if you buy me a benz i'll make sure to be a regular over there.

Sorry, you did not stump the all powerful venk, no cookie for you.

Originally posted by: viking66
What question can stump the Drunken Monkey?

How far apart in meters is Standish the Tinkerer Trainer and Starr the Consigner?

Sorry you did not stump the almighty venk, the Drunken Monkey ate all the cookies.

Originally posted by: klah
Since no one reads or posts comments in your blog, do you get suicidal?

Yes! All the time. WAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH! I never really intended for my blog to become an internet bestseller. It is just a place where I can jot down sone random thoughts. Hmmmm.......I suppose I can save them to nef on this forum. Considering I make a short update once a month, I'm suprised ANYONE reads it at all

Sorry you did not stump venk, my blog is bigger than yours.