Ask venk Anything!!

[glugglug]

Originally posted by: venk

Originally posted by: tooltime
what day can i buy a retail intel p4 720 3.73GHz 1066 bus 2mb cache

I don't expect Intel to ban sales on any specific days, so I'll say Monday.

And Venk is WRONG! Intel hasn't even paper-launched a 3.73GHz chip yet, and neither P4 family has chips with model numbers starting with 7. If there were a 3.73GHz chip, the model number would most likely be 570.

What time will I get home today, to the nearest minute, eastern standard time.

 

[plastick]

Venk: How many skin cells were in the body of God's created man Adam?

 

[dnuggett]

Why are there interstates in Hawaii?

 

[dguy6789]

Why is Hilary Clinton's book "Living History" not in the fiction section at bookstores or libaries?

 

[glugglug]

Why isn't there a bridge from Alaska to Russia so Venk can drive to Europe?

 

[Farvacola]

Who was the original author of "The world is only as long as you make IT"

 

[calvinbiss]

The gradient of a scalar will return what type of function?

 

[calvinbiss]

Will brittney spears ever pose for playboy?

 

[MisfitsFiend]

why are some breasts lopsided?

 

[glugglug]

Originally posted by: calvinbiss
Will brittney spears ever pose for playboy?

Isn't that a bit too much of a no-brainer?

 

[dragonballgtz]

Can you reply to this question without looking at it?

 

[glugglug]

How many bits are on a standard high-density 80-track floppy, including those normally used for sector spacing, ECC, & copy protection?

 

[viking66]

Why did the Drunken Monkey not answer my question ?

 

[arcenite]

Assuming no advances in technology, if the price of a product falls, what direction does the demand curve of a product move?

 

[dnuggett]

Originally posted by: aRCeNiTe
Assuming no advances in technology, if the price of a product falls, what direction does the demand curve of a product move?

It shifts to the right.....

 

[arcenite]

Originally posted by: dnuggett

Originally posted by: aRCeNiTe
Assuming no advances in technology, if the price of a product falls, what direction does the demand curve of a product move?

It shifts to the right.....

First of all, no it doesn't... Second of all, you are not venk.

 

[Howard]

Originally posted by: dragonballgtz
Can you reply to this question without looking at it?

No. You didn't stump nothing?

 

[dnuggett]

Originally posted by: aRCeNiTe

Originally posted by: dnuggett

Originally posted by: aRCeNiTe
Assuming no advances in technology, if the price of a product falls, what direction does the demand curve of a product move?

It shifts to the right.....

First of all, no it doesn't... Second of all, you are not venk.

Well venk isn't around, and I am curious since I got it wrong. What happens to it?

 

[SagaLore]

Originally posted by: dnuggett

Originally posted by: aRCeNiTe

Originally posted by: dnuggett

Originally posted by: aRCeNiTe
Assuming no advances in technology, if the price of a product falls, what direction does the demand curve of a product move?

It shifts to the right.....

First of all, no it doesn't... Second of all, you are not venk.

Well venk isn't around, and I am curious since I got it wrong. What happens to it?

The demand curve does not move in any direction.

 

[dnuggett]

Originally posted by: SagaLore

Originally posted by: dnuggett

Originally posted by: aRCeNiTe

Originally posted by: dnuggett

Originally posted by: aRCeNiTe
Assuming no advances in technology, if the price of a product falls, what direction does the demand curve of a product move?

It shifts to the right.....

First of all, no it doesn't... Second of all, you are not venk.

Well venk isn't around, and I am curious since I got it wrong. What happens to it?

The demand curve does not move in any direction.

Why not, the price fell? I am assuming all other factors are static.

 

[venk]

Sorry about the delay, but my internet was down quite a while a bit earlier. It took a few dozen phone calls tot he apartment buildings IT office to convince the jackass running the system to stop trying to use the main switch as his personal sex toy.

Originally posted by: glugglug

Originally posted by: venk

Originally posted by: tooltime
what day can i buy a retail intel p4 720 3.73GHz 1066 bus 2mb cache

I don't expect Intel to ban sales on any specific days, so I'll say Monday.

And Venk is WRONG! Intel hasn't even paper-launched a 3.73GHz chip yet, and neither P4 family has chips with model numbers starting with 7. If there were a 3.73GHz chip, the model number would most likely be 570.

What time will I get home today, to the nearest minute, eastern standard time.

Your knowledge of the present is adquet, but only the drunken monkey contains knowledge of the future.

You did not stump venk, no cookies will ever go to you.

Originally posted by: plastick
Venk: How many skin cells were in the body of God's created man Adam?

Skin Cells are ON the body, not in the body. So I say ZERO.

You did not stump venk, go flake off.

Originally posted by: dnuggett
Why are there interstates in Hawaii?

Incase someone decides to build a bridge

Sorry you did not stump venk, take a swim to Haiwai and I might give you a cookie.

Originally posted by: dguy6789
Why is Hilary Clinton's book "Living History" not in the fiction section at bookstores or libaries?

Because I saw it mentioned on the History channel once and they like to say "History Comes Alive", henceforth living history!

Sorry, you did not stump venk, that was the most pathetic convulted answer I gave. You get a :brokenheart:

Originally posted by: glugglug
Why isn't there a bridge from Alaska to Russia so Venk can drive to Europe?

Because Venk doesn't want to go to Europe

You did not stump venk, no EuroWhores for you.

Originally posted by: Farvacola
Who was the original author of "The world is only as long as you make IT"

My great grandfather wrote a book with that title way back in 1933. He is.

Sorry, you did not stump venk, no bookie for you.

Originally posted by: calvinbiss
The gradient of a scalar will return what type of function?

By function, I assume you mean a social gathering, in which case someone who is a gradient of scalar will not return to any function once he leaves/

Sorry, you did not stump venk, math sucks.

 

[FoBoT]

what are the ramifications of the new "Master Member" title for reaching 25,000 posts?

 

[venk]

Originally posted by: calvinbiss
Will brittney spears ever pose for playboy?

Yes

Sorry you did not stump venk, hit me baby one more time and I will give you a cookie.

Originally posted by: MisfitsFiend
why are some breasts lopsided?

If you played with your right boob as much as you play with your left boob, they wouldn't be loopsided

Sorry you did not stump venk, no boobies for you.

Originally posted by: dragonballgtz
Can you reply to this question without looking at it?

No

Sorry, you did not stump venk, can you not have a cookie if i dont let you see it?

Originally posted by: glugglug
How many bits are on a standard high-density 80-track floppy, including those normally used for sector spacing, ECC, & copy protection?

Bits? You mean like Kibbles and Bits? None. I don't put my 3.5" in dog food.

Sorry, you did not stump venk, no Kibbles and Bits for you

Originally posted by: viking66
Why did the Drunken Monkey not answer my question ?

Because he must have passed over it during his first read through the thread. He is DRUNK after all.

Originally posted by: aRCeNiTe
Assuming no advances in technology, if the price of a product falls, what direction does the demand curve of a product move?

It doesn't QUANTITY demanded changes.

Sorry, you did not stump venk, i didn't pay thousands for Econ 101 for nothing.

 

[FoBoT]

will American Airlines flight # 1973 arrive on time tonight?

 

[glugglug]

What super-heavy element within the "island of stability" does Bob Lazar claim is used to power the warp engines of the UFOs that landed in Roswell?