Originally posted by: neonerd
why do we have nearly the same amount of posts?
the thread views for this site are also freakishly close to my post count
Why have nearly the same amount of posts, but I registerd years before you. That means we have the same amount of post because you have no life.
Sorry, you did not stump venk, stick out your left hand.
Originally posted by: glugglug
What month will SpaceShipTwo successfully orbit the Earth?
You asked What month, as opposed to which month. My answer is a month on our current (January - December) calender.
Sorry you did not stump venk, no cookie for you.
Originally posted by: dudeman007
What's gonna happen between my date and I after homecoming?
Considering how far away she's going to be dancing for you, I expect two people to have sex on the Orient Express as it passes between you two.
Sorry you did not stump venk, no coochie for you.
Originally posted by: quakefiend420
what is the average airspeed velocity of an unladen swallow?
asked and answered.
Sorry, you did not stump venk, you don't get to swallow a cookie.
Originally posted by: brxndxn
If a man says to you, Venk, "I am lying", would he be correct or incorrect?
Experiment Time:
I got a random man and told him to ask me that very question to see what the answer will be. He said, "I am lying" and since he was piss drunk and sprawled across the sidewalk like a 50 cent hooker on payday, i have to say, yes, he was lying and he is correct.
Sorry you did not stump venk, here, have a 50 cent hooker.
Originally posted by: viking66
What question will stump the Drunken Monkey?
A & A.
Originally posted by: BaboonGuy
What is the meaning of life?
life Audio pronunciation of "life" ( P ) Pronunciation Key (lf)
n. pl. lives (lvz)
1.
1. The property or quality that distinguishes living organisms from dead organisms and inanimate matter, manifested in functions such as metabolism, growth, reproduction, and response to stimuli or adaptation to the environment originating from within the organism.
2. The characteristic state or condition of a living organism.
2. Living organisms considered as a group: plant life; marine life.
3. A living being, especially a person: an earthquake that claimed hundreds of lives.
4. The physical, mental, and spiritual experiences that constitute existence: the artistic life of a writer.
5.
1. The interval of time between birth and death: She led a good, long life.
2. The interval of time between one's birth and the present: has had hay fever all his life.
3. A particular segment of one's life: my adolescent life.
4. The period from an occurrence until death: elected for life; paralyzed for life.
5. Slang. A sentence of imprisonment lasting till death.
6. The time for which something exists or functions: the useful life of a car.
7. A spiritual state regarded as a transcending of corporeal death.
8. An account of a person's life; a biography.
9. Human existence, relationships, or activity in general: real life; everyday life.
10.
1. A manner of living: led a hard life.
2. A specific, characteristic manner of existence. Used of inanimate objects: ?Great institutions seem to have a life of their own, independent of those who run them? (New Republic).
3. The activities and interests of a particular area or realm: musical life in New York.
11.
1. A source of vitality; an animating force: She's the life of the show.
2. Liveliness or vitality; animation: a face that is full of life.
12.
1. Something that actually exists regarded as a subject for an artist: painted from life.
2. Actual environment or reality; nature.
adj.
1. Of or relating to animate existence; involved in or necessary for living: life processes.
2. Continuing for a lifetime; lifelong: life partner; life imprisonment.
3. Using a living model as a subject for an artist: a life sculpture.
Sorry, you did not stump venk, no cookie for you.
Originally posted by: edro13
When will this thread end?
Before I die.
Sorry you did not stump venk, the drunken monkey wishes me a long life everyday.
Originally posted by: ariafrost
What would I be pasting if I hit CTRL+V right now?
Nothing, control+V does not dispense glue out of your fingertips
Sorry, you did not stump venk, but you are welcome to eat glue.