Ask

[Sea Moose]

and i will answer ()

 

[dfuze]

Are you a sea or pond moose?

 

[Sea Moose]

Are you a sea or pond moose?

I am whatever you want me to be my child

 

[dfuze]

ah, a very david koresh answer of you :sneaky:

 

[MrBailey]

Will I go blind from lurking too much?

 

[ch33zw1z]

Why are we here?

 

[Sea Moose]

Will I go blind from lurking too much?

You should let your inner troll out Mr Bailey, for there is a little fleabag in all of us.

 

[edro]

Will we get the farm house or not?

 

[Sea Moose]

Why are we here?

We are here to communicate with people from around the planet Earth.

 

[Sea Moose]

Will we get the farm house or not?

Unfortunately the farm house shall get you child. Write your will.

 

[ch33zw1z]

We are here to communicate with people from around the planet Earth.

Oh, ok. You are now my messiah!

 

[Sea Moose]

Oh, ok. You are now my messiah!

The can only be one Lord Sea Moose,

God is my witness that i stayed away from Corinth, just to keep from being hard on you.

 

[edro]

Unfortunately the farm house shall get you child. Write your will.

This thread will be really creepy if I die while renovating...

 

[Sea Moose]

This thread will be really creepy if I die while renovating...

Announce to the people of Jerusalem Your king is comming to you he is humble and rides a donkey.

Wear a dust mask and may the love of your lord Sea Moose fill you up with hope

 

[dfuze]

Do you also control the rain? My lawn could really use some

 

[Sea Moose]

Do you also control the rain? My lawn could really use some

The heavens shall open upon your field. Let ye attach a hose and turn on the sprinkler and there shalt be rain.

Once rain has been opened. Open thy beer and know that he has done a good job.

If thy wife nags when one opens a beer the bible says

A wife should put her husband first as she does Lord Sea Moose

 

[shiner]

Where did I leave the key to my office? I couldn't find it this morning and had to ninja my door open.

 

[tatteredpotato]

What is the airspeed velocity of an unladen swallow?

 

[Gibson486]

What happens when you breed a bulldog and a shitzu?

 

[grrl]

Can you still buy R22 in Australia, and if so, how much does it cost?

 

[MJinZ]

WTF is a Sea Mose?

 

[AMCRambler]

If Wu Tang killa bees are gonna swarm but I have a can of Raid, will Kanye finally train wreck his career with a massive drug over dose and spare us the pain of his retarded antics?

 

[Sea Moose]

Can you still buy R22 in Australia, and if so, how much does it cost?

Yay child, Chlorodifluoromethane is readily available. Your Lord Sea Moose can sell it to you for AUD $32 a Kilo

holy holy holy is the lord

 

[Sea Moose]

Where did I leave the key to my office? I couldn't find it this morning and had to ninja my door open.

your Keys are where thou left them and shalt be in the last place ye look

so says the lord sea moose

 

[Sea Moose]

What is the airspeed velocity of an unladen swallow?

Let your wife spit and rejoice !