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[moshquerade]

Child. Mrs Sea Moose would win a fight between the holy Sea Moose and the war lord Chuck norris

you are married?

 

[Sea Moose]

I saw your back, can I see your front?

The lord has revealed his sunburnt back to you! Hath be the greatness of the pain from that burn.

You can reveal your back to your lord.

That would please Sea moose

 

[Sea Moose]

Will you be sitting under the pickle tree with anyone else but me?

The tree is your shelter and as is your lord.

Pray with me now

Dear Heavenly Seamoose
please stop eating all the Doritos.
Amen

Open yourself and let yourself be filled with the love of the lord

 

[Squisher]

So, if an old A/C setup, of undetermined age, starts to turn on for a second or two, but then shuts down and won't run, but then 12 hours later runs just fine and has continued to run fine since, is it likely just low on freon or a compressor issue?

Hey, I was going to call out a tech, but you said ask.

 

[Sea Moose]

So, if an old A/C setup, of undetermined age, starts to turn on for a second or two, but then shuts down and won't run, but then 12 hours later runs just fine and has continued to run fine since, is it likely just low on freon or a compressor issue?

Hey, I was going to call out a tech, but you said ask.

You may have had an intermittent fault. I have had units that come up with a fault if Mrs Squisher had reset the power supply it may have reset the fault.

I have used my magic powers to ensure it keeps running.

Its a miracle! Lord Sea Moose has performed another mircale!

All rejoice His name!

 

[moshquerade]

my last question was not answered...

 

[Sea Moose]

my last question was not answered...

Nay your lord is not married.

 

[moshquerade]

Nay your lord is not married.

well, don't be throwing out "Mrs. Sea Moose" stuff then.

 

[Sea Moose]

well, don't be throwing out "Mrs. Sea Moose" stuff then.

Yay advice taken. Now please your lord and present him with his picture and you shall be blessed.

 

[grrl]

Child. Mrs Sea Moose would win a fight between the holy Sea Moose and the war lord Chuck norris

I always knew moose were truly badass!

 

[Rhezuss]

Why I wasn't that f'ed up yesterday at 11pm when I came home and was walking in 1/2 inch of water where most would cry knees down in the mud?

 

[Sea Moose]

I always knew moose were truly badass!

The psychedelic drugs you take are messing with you! Let yourself cleaaana and throw those drugs awayaa

Let your self be healeda!


Praise Sea Moose!!

Can i get an AMEN!?

 

[Sea Moose]

Treat others how you wish to be treated

Praise sea moose

 

[grrl]

The psychedelic drugs you take are messing with you! Let yourself cleaaana and throw those drugs awayaa

Let your self be healeda!


Praise Sea Moose!!

Can i get an AMEN!?

Uh....Ah....men?

 

[jeanclaude]

Where would someone find the greatest concentration of bogans?

In New Jersey. I was just in MediaMart and the televisions were all tuned to MTV's Jersey Shore. Even with the volume off and with German subtitles the Snooki character has to be the dumbest bogan slag I have ever seen. And her 'guido' friends were all equally narcissistic and stupid. That has to be the bogan center of the universe.

 

[grrl]

Is the moose still taking questions?

 

[Sea Moose]

Your lord is always here for you.

 

[grrl]

Your lord is always here for you.

Did you finish derusting and painting the water tower? Did you take pictures for Rubycon?

 

[dfuze]

I've got another question, do you give out lotto numbers? Preferably winning numbers.

 

[dfuze]

Oh, and after reading the book to my son again yesterday, what really happens "if you give a moose a cookie"?