What's funny, are the horoscopes
http://www.theonion.com/articles/your-horoscopes-week-of-november-11-2014,37416/
http://www.theonion.com/articles/your-horoscopes-week-of-november-11-2014,37416/
Aquarius
The stars apologize for the lack of detail in last week's horoscope about being seduced by a tall, dark stranger, but you must admit you had never seen that horse before.