astronomers discover most earthlike planetoid yet with orbital space mirroring

[norseamd]

http://www.theonion.com/articles/astronomers-discover-planet-identical-to-earth-wit,37437/

 

[Bubbleawsome]

 

[olds]

 

[HN]

Looks like a backwards civilization.

 

[NoTine42]

I believe the project has made excellent use of the lessons learned from the Helios Space Lens,” said Brugel, referring to an ill-fated mission in 1992 to provide advanced imaging of the sun using convex lens technology, an experiment which burned down NASA headquarters.

 

[stormkroe]

It's not really earth-like until we pick up planetary transmissions that are made mostly of reality shows and fake history channels...

 

[MongGrel]

I suspect there are apes on it.

:hmm:

 

[Belegost]

Maybe there's an ATOT on that Earth - but all backwards.

 

[NoTine42]

Maybe there's an ATOT on that Earth - but all backwards.

At press time, NASA had reportedly launched its Orbital Space Mirror 2 to the side of Earth opposite that of its original Orbital Space Mirror, leading scientists to conclude that there may actually be an infinite number of Earth-like planets stretching outward forever in a straight line through space.

And perhaps there are an infinite number of oldsmoboat basements :O

 

[Markbnj]

Scientists were later astonished to learn that our new neighbor had also deployed an orbital space mirror, and everyone over there appeared to be in a great state of excitement.

 

[Printer Bandit]

Human DNA is a hybrid of 12 alien species.

 

[DigDog]

not even lulz

 

[Smoblikat]

At first I was like: OOOHHHH WOOOOWWW
Then I saw it was from the onion, I was like: :/ woops

 

[Rakehellion]

Yeah, this isn't funny.

 

[Bubbleawsome]

Maybe there's an ATOT on that Earth - but all backwards.

It would be the right way around.

 

[M0oG0oGaiPan]

i was just reading about this guy who says he makes like 5-15k a month writing these satire type of articles. i think that's net profit though because he pays for facebook/google ads.

 

[norseamd]

http://www.theonion.com/articles/chinese-citizens-gather-in-beijing-square-to-watch,37450/

 

[William Gaatjes]

Error 404. Joke not found.

Ad revenue for the win by making money scamming people.
No more different then those gossip magazines and sites about Movie starts and musicians.

 

[lxskllr]

not even lulz

Yeah, this isn't funny.

Error 404. Joke not found.

Ad revenue for the win by making money scamming people.
No more different then those gossip magazines and sites about Movie starts and musicians.

What's wrong with you people?! That's funny stuff. It helps to fill in the blanks yourself. It's like an advanced form of parakeet mirror :^D

and scam!?!? Anyone "scammed" by this deserves to be scammed. Preferably they'd also lose significant money, and it would cause pain, but we haven't advanced sufficiently to make that happen; yet...

 

[norseamd]

What's wrong with you people?! That's funny stuff. It helps to fill in the blanks yourself. It's like an advanced form of parakeet mirror :^D and scam!?!? Anyone "scammed" by this deserves to be scammed. Preferably they'd also lose significant money, and it would cause pain, but we haven't advanced sufficiently to make that happen; yet...

Shh.....

They seem to fail to understand that reading these articles in Yogi Bear voice gives meaning to everything.

 

[SKORPI0]

“It turns out that, in a universe that’s 93 billion light years wide, a planet perfectly suited for human life was right next to us in our own solar system,” Brugel added.

So I'm assuming that it's about 46.5 billion years old? If his statement is correct, ABB.

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Age_of_the_universe

The current measurement of the age of the universe is 13.798±0.037 billion years, (13.798±0.037)×109 years, or (4.354±0.012)×1017 seconds within the Lambda-CDM concordance model.[1][2]

 

[Rakehellion]

What's wrong with you people?! That's funny stuff. It helps to fill in the blanks yourself. It's like an advanced form of parakeet mirror :^D

and scam!?!? Anyone "scammed" by this deserves to be scammed. Preferably they'd also lose significant money, and it would cause pain, but we haven't advanced sufficiently to make that happen; yet...

I understand jokes. Doesn't mean they're funny.

 

[norseamd]

I understand jokes. Doesn't mean they're funny.

Well if you do not think this is funny then fuck you.

http://www.theonion.com/articles/new-law-to-forgive-student-debt-for-college-gradua,37448/

 

[William Gaatjes]

Well if you do not think this is funny then fuck you.

http://www.theonion.com/articles/new-law-to-forgive-student-debt-for-college-gradua,37448/

We have that here(In the Netherlands) now. Before there was a student gift or a student gift and a student loan. From now on, it will always be only a student loan for new students. But people get more time to pay the loan off(I think 35 years or so, not sure). So, not really an issue.

 

[ShadowOfMyself]

So clever! ... Not

1/10 would not read again