ATOT Hardcore Battle Royal!!

[Sex Smurf]

Remember, you are eliminated when thrown over the top rope.

/me enters the ring and grabs the classic steel chair. . .waiting for the next sucker to get in with me. . . .

 

[Kyteland]

/me takes sniper rifle and heads up in to the rafters.

:evil:

 

[MailBoxHead]

/me ties string, sets him aloft and cuts the string

 

[Saulbadguy]

I take the turnbuckle cover off and slam MailBoxHeads head in to it.

 

[Sex Smurf]

Seizing the opportunity, bashes Saulbadguy across the back with my chair. I then proceed to strut around the ring like a proud rooster.

 

[FoBoT]

WMD's, we are all dead

end of thread

 

[TitanDiddly]

I set FoBoT on fire.

 

[Kyteland]

/me picks off Sex Smurf, MailBoxHead, and Saulbadguy down in the ring.

/crowd goes wild.

 

[TheNinja]

uppercuts kyteland in the nuts, followed by a spinning side kick to his lips. then I do a backflip just because I can!

 

[Kyteland]

Originally posted by: TheNinja
uppercuts kyteland in the nuts, followed by a spinning side kick to his lips. then I do a backflip just because I can!

Ah, but I wasn't in the ring. You had to leave the ring to do it, losing the match for yourself.

/me hobbles back in to position in the rafters. Starts lining up PhasmatisNox....

 

[Sex Smurf]

/me bleeding profusely, launches my chair at Kyteland causing him to shoot himself in the foot, fall off the rafters and into the ring.

 

[Kyteland]

Originally posted by: Sex Smurf
/me bleeding profusely, launches my chair at Kyteland causing him to shoot himself in the foot, fall off the rafters and into the ring.

rifle+scope > your chair throwing arm.

 

[TheNinja]

Originally posted by: Kyteland

Originally posted by: TheNinja
uppercuts kyteland in the nuts, followed by a spinning side kick to his lips. then I do a backflip just because I can!

Ah, but I wasn't in the ring. You had to leave the ring to do it, losing the match for yourself.

/me hobbles back in to position in the rafters. Starts lining up PhasmatisNox....

well technically I never went OVER the top rope, I just went ABOVE it in a straight line, never actually crossing the verticle plain of the top rope, as I flew up to your position in the rafters. Therefore TheNinja is still in the game and is super pumped!

 

[Sex Smurf]

/referee indicates TheNinja is still in the game. Fight on!

 

[Kyteland]

 

[TheNinja]

<-- Slaps a nasty figure four on Sex Smurf

 

[ActuaryTm]

Sorry, I do not wrestle with Sex Smurfs. Anymore.

 

[Sex Smurf]

Just then, my bikini clad manager comes down the runway. TheNinja gets distracted and I attempt the reversal of the figure four (turning on my stomach). Success! TheNinja cries like a little girl.

 

[trilks]

But oh no! Trilks jumps out from the crowd and gives Sex Smurf the Tazmission!! My god, he's writhing in pain!

 

[Howard]

trilks gets a handy kick in the nuts by yours truly! The crowd groans!

 

[Sex Smurf]

Feeling faint and sensing his impending doom, Sex Smurf pleads with trilks to team up and start taking out the competition. . .

 

[Goosemaster]

HADOKEN!




EDIT: Typo

 

[Sex Smurf]

the kick in the nuts loosened the tazmission and Sex Smurf breaks free, goes under the bottom rope to get more toys to throw in the ring: trash can + lid, fire extinguisher, 15' ladder, folding table and a stop sign. Sex Smurf, previous bullet wounds miraculously healed, enters the ring carrying a flaming 2x4 wrapped in barbed wire.

 

[Mo0o]

/me presses down down/forward forward punch "HADOKEN"

 

[Toastedlightly]

Starts wailing on guitar.... (TheNinja knows....)