ATOT... help me justify drinking a case of beer!

[JohnCU]

i don't have to work tomorrow and the beer is cold in the fridge.

9:14 pm update: HAI guyz

 

[BigJ]

Do it. Beer is the only one that loves you, so you should love it back.

 

[JohnCU]

Originally posted by: BigJ
Do it. Beer is the only one that loves you, so you should love it back.

i have a mom dude. and if beer loved me, it wouldn't make me feel so bad the next morning.

 

[antyler]

dont do it youll end up in jail.

 

[BigJ]

Originally posted by: JohnCU

Originally posted by: BigJ
Do it. Beer is the only one that loves you, so you should love it back.

i have a mom dude. and if beer loved me, it wouldn't make me feel so bad the next morning.

Doesn't mean she loves you. And beer does love you; it's your body that hates you the next morning, making you feel that way.

 

[JohnCU]

Originally posted by: antyler
dont do it youll end up in jail.

i'm at home and don't drink and drive.

 

[Reckoner]

I've been trying to justify the same damn thing. That's a lot of empty calories

 

[dennilfloss]

A two-four of American beer, eh? That would be like a Canadian six-pack?

 

[rudeguy]

I thought you quit drinking?

 

[Modular]

Why not? If you don't have to work, it's your night...fire up a vid game or nef ATOT and get hammered.

 

[antyler]

Originally posted by: JohnCU

Originally posted by: antyler
dont do it youll end up in jail.

i'm at home and don't drink and drive.

youll start a fight with a neighbor over nothing.

 

[cjvon]

Your liver just called you a pussy! Punish that bitch.

 

[Tim]

After you drink and right before you hit the sack, just guzzle down a huge glass of water. You'll wake up in the morning feeling just fine, although you'll probably have to wake up at least once to take a piss.

Try it.

 

[JohnCU]

Originally posted by: antyler

Originally posted by: JohnCU

Originally posted by: antyler
dont do it youll end up in jail.

i'm at home and don't drink and drive.

youll start a fight with a neighbor over nothing.

i live in a beach town in a condo that's dead right now. no one's here.

 

[Farang]

British climber George Mallory was asked in 1924 why he wanted to drink a case of beer after he finished climbing Mt. Everest. "Because it's there."

 

[alkemyst]

ATOT should be enough for anyone to justify drinking.

 

[JohnCU]

Originally posted by: rudeguy
I thought you quit drinking?

i did for a while. you know how hard it is.

 

[Squisher]

Beer is proof that something loves you.

 

[rudeguy]

Originally posted by: JohnCU

Originally posted by: rudeguy
I thought you quit drinking?

i did for a while. you know how hard it is.

I do. I also know that the only way to stay quit is to not take the first drink.

Its your call, but it sounded like you had good reasons for not wanting to drink.

 

[Reckoner]

So what's the plan JohnCU, TELL US!

 

[JohnCU]

Originally posted by: rudeguy

Originally posted by: JohnCU

Originally posted by: rudeguy
I thought you quit drinking?

i did for a while. you know how hard it is.

I do. I also know that the only way to stay quit is to not take the first drink.

Its your call, but it sounded like you had good reasons for not wanting to drink.

yeah, i haven't hit bottom yet, still functional. saving up money for rehab

 

[xSauronx]

Originally posted by: BigJ

Originally posted by: JohnCU

Originally posted by: BigJ
Do it. Beer is the only one that loves you, so you should love it back.

i have a mom dude. and if beer loved me, it wouldn't make me feel so bad the next morning.

Doesn't mean she loves you. And beer does love you; it's your body that hates you the next morning, making you feel that way.

gotta go with this. your mom probably doesnt love you and beer will keep you from thinking about it.

 

[antyler]

Originally posted by: JohnCU

Originally posted by: antyler

Originally posted by: JohnCU

Originally posted by: antyler
dont do it youll end up in jail.

i'm at home and don't drink and drive.

youll start a fight with a neighbor over nothing.

i live in a beach town in a condo that's dead right now. no one's here.

hmm im running out of reasons for you not to drink right now.

 

[JohnCU]

Originally posted by: PaulNEPats
So what's the plan JohnCU, TELL US!

i'm gonna drink a case and take a picture in a few hours to prove that i did it.

 

[SearchMaster]

Originally posted by: rudeguy

Originally posted by: JohnCU

Originally posted by: rudeguy
I thought you quit drinking?

i did for a while. you know how hard it is.

I do. I also know that the only way to stay quit is to not take the first drink.

Its your call, but it sounded like you had good reasons for not wanting to drink.

Yeah, really man. I thought you were in AA?

I certainly don't know you but it sounds like you (still) need help. It sounds like the only difference between you now and you 9 months ago is that now you're drunk and reasonably happy instead of being miserable.