++ ATOT official NEF thread part IV ++

[corwin]

Wine, lobster, and more wine...time for bed with the wife:awe:

Later

 

[Nograts]

You ain't gonna be able to get that shit up now. Haaaaaaaahaha. Happy Valentine's day! Take the blue pill!

 

[eldorado99]

ned

 

[Nograts]

Anyone? Delta prices are showing me per ticket? Or is this price for 4 passengers which I selected.

 

[raasco]

Anyone? Delta prices are showing me per ticket? Or is this price for 4 passengers which I selected.

Why don't you just read the words and find out?

 

[Nograts]

Why don't you just read the words and find out?

You don't tell me what to do. Get back in your hole.

 

[Nograts]

Nef Nef Nef.

 

[Nograts]

Fuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuck 3 hours leeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeft I think I'm gonna dieeeeeee.

 

[Nograts]

I've peed about twice an hour now and I'm still having to go. I'm trying to hold off as long as I can so I don't appear wierd to my co workers...

 

[Nograts]

Maybe they won't notice. I don't even know at this point, starting to see doubles. Driving home is always the best part of a 24 hour shift.

 

[Nograts]

Just want to sleeeeeeep....

 

[Red Squirrel]

Haha I hate when that happens. Sometimes it will hit me where for whatever reason I just can't stop peeing. Coffee seems to do that, but sometimes it happens at random.

Thankfully I'm alone when on nights so I just go as I need to. With the way my luck goes though, the 1 phone call I get all night happens when I'm in the bathroom for #2. Hopefully I wont have to do #2 while I'm here, it's freaking cold in the bathroom, I don't want to sit on that toilet seat. :awe:

 

[Nograts]

All alone all alone? Fuck that noise.

 

[Nograts]

Nef.... 2.3 hours remaining...

 

[Red Squirrel]

This building can make weird noises sometimes. There's this one thing where if the outside conditions are right, ice forms on the roof, then later on at night it cracks. It makes the same sound as if someone was right behind you and stomped the floor.

 

[Nograts]

I would be packing. Probably this:

 

[Nograts]

Less than 2 hours!! Niieeeefff!

 

[Nograts]

1.5 Hours!narf

 

[Nograts]

1 Hour....*drooooool*

 

[Nograts]

Vrrrrrrrreee!

Vreeeeeeeee! Vreeeeeeeeeee brooo boop boop beep! Boop....boop...beep boop....beep

 

[Nograts]

3 Minutes of sounds at work:

Thump...ahem......screeeeeee....clunk......vrooo...vroo.....Vroo..VRROOO....woooooooosh......wooosh...WooooSHHHHHvrooooomm.....tick.....tick.....tick.....squeak...squeak....mumblemumble....mumblemumblemumbleYARHARHARAHAHA!mumbbmemumble......clink....bbbzzzz......bzzzzzz.....zzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz..........beep....woooosh...WoooooOOoOoOooOooshhh......creeeaaak...SLAM.....tick...tick....THUD....rabblerabblerabble...rabblehahHAHAHAA!aharabble.....thumpthumpthumpthumpthumpthumpthump....thumpthump..creeekkkk.....SLAM....thump...thump....swishswoosh...swishswoosh...swishswoosh...creakycreek...creakycreek....swish....woosh...mumblemumblemumble...mumbleHAHAAHAHAHA!mumbemumble...SLAM!...WooOoOoooOoooshh....WOOOOOOOOOOSH.......

This has been three minutes of work noises brought to you by Elevenpog

 

[Nograts]

I always feel a little randy after these long shifts, I wonder if my wife would be a good sport and let me violate her body for 30 seconds or so. None of that passionate long drawn out bull crap. Get in, get out, get on with your life.

 

[Nograts]

30 minutes? Maybe my replacement will show up 15 minutes early. Sweet mother of god...what if he is late. DAMNIT. No don't jinx it....he'll be here. 29 minutes.

 

[Red Squirrel]

Hahaha.


Tabarnac it's cold out there. Once in a while, I forget what real -30 is like. Not this wimpy -30 including the windchill stuff, but actual -30, where the windchill is actually in the -40's. Well I just got a reminder of what that feels like. Went outside real quick to plug in the car.

According to weather report:

-34°C, Feels like -46

Sounds about right.

 

[Red Squirrel]

Hahaha.


Tabarnac it's cold out there. Once in a while, I forget what real -30 is like. Not this wimpy -30 including the windchill stuff, but actual -30, where the windchill is actually in the -40's. Well I just got a reminder of what that feels like. Went outside real quick to plug in the car.

According to weather report:

-34°C, Feels like -46

Sounds about right.