sdifox told me to come here. It's his fault.
I'm not sure if I can post anything remotely practical here, but historically, that's never been a real issue for me so, here we go.
If you've seen the commercial with Elton John and a friend riding . . . damn, I don't even know what they're called. You know those rides that used to be outside in strip and shopping malls. You put in a coin and they start to oscillated. But they're usually in some child friendly shape. So in the commercial one is a rocket and one a horsie.
Who the hell is the friend? I'm so out of touch with popular culture, it's almost pointless for me to subscribe to US.