No line, on apple.com. And if no itard will pay the markup I will return it
Get a friend with a camera and go to an Apple store with the ipad. Look like you're working on it and then get all pissed off that it couldn't do something. Throw it on the ground and smash it to pieces. Record reactions, post on youtube.
I think some dumbass tried that with a XBOX360 on launch or something.
However, as a joke perhaps, if Microsoft were to "invest" in every single ipad, that is, buy the entire shipment including sending temp workers to every apple store to buy them across the country.
Then setup a www.microsoft/appleipad for example, and resell all of them at a profit. It would be the ultimate irony. Or even better, load a microsoft OS on them.