I'll stick with my non backdoored, non Carrier IQ flip phone with a proud 520MHz single core ARM that isn't always watching and listening to you:
http://www.bbc.com/news/uk-34444233
"Dreamy Smurf is the power management tool which means turning your phone on and off without you knowing," he said.
"Nosey Smurf is the 'hot mic' tool. For example if it's in your pocket, [GCHQ] can turn the microphone on and listen to everything that's going on around you - even if your phone is switched off because they've got the other tools for turning it on.
"Tracker Smurf is a geo-location tool which allows [GCHQ] to follow you with a greater precision than you would get from the typical triangulation of cellphone towers."
Why do you think the processor is so good? Facebook? Porn?