ATTENTION: People with Truck Nutz

[Virtual Conan]

They're pretty tacky I agree, but to each their own.

 

[nerp]

I thought it was a signal for man wanting man on man sex. Why else would a guy want to dangle male genetelia on his rear-end?

 

[FeuerFrei]

They ARE pretty disgusting and poor taste.
Believe it or not I saw a blazing fluorescent pink set dangling just the other day.
Not sure that makes them girly ...

 

[Cyco]

Originally posted by: nerp
I thought it was a signal for man wanting man on man sex. Why else would a guy want to dangle male genetelia on his rear-end?

Makes sense to me.

 

[Cyco]

DP

 

[JulesMaximus]

Guys who hang balls from their truck are just closet homosexuals who secretly long for a pair like that to be bouncing off their chin.

I don't have a problem with gay people, but really, you aren't fooling anyone. You are looking foolish though.

 

[Blackjack200]

Originally posted by: AreaCode707
I hate that particular tacky ornamentation. I remember when my little twin sisters, 6 years old at the time, asked me, "what's that?" What do you say? "Oh, that's a slightly obscene representation of male genitalia (which, if a person ever actually shows to you, means they're a child molester and you should yell and run away and go tell an adult immediately) that somebody thinks is funny even though private things should stay private"?

If that same truck owner showed my little sisters lewd drawings of balls I'd report him to the police. But it's ok on his truck?

Uhh, just tell them it's a decoration? Why do they need to know the anatomical details?

Edit: And what if they see a WOW bumper sticker? Would you say that it's a request for women to expose themselves to the driver of the car, or just say something like "oh, it's a radio promotion".

I never understand these ZOMG what do I tell the KIDS complaints. You really can't come up with something that's honest but at the same time appropriate?

 

[BurnItDwn]

Originally posted by: nerp
I thought it was a signal for man wanting man on man sex. Why else would a guy want to dangle male genetelia on his rear-end?

It could be because the driver's balls are in their wife's purse, thus, he had to get some for his truck.

 

[krylon]

Originally posted by: Blackjack200

Originally posted by: keird

Originally posted by: alkemyst
Mine are an exact mold of my own jewels. I had to go with a 6" lift on 36'ers so they don't scrape the ground.

How old are you and how to you use a toilet?

Actually, my junk does dunk in the water sometimes in the bathroom at work. It's fvriken gross and I have to hold the little guy by the scruff of his neck to keep everything dry.

:camera: ?

 

[TheNinja]

It's most likely a redneck, or a 30 year old dude trying to look cool in his truck with a huge lift kit on it. Basically anyone who has that hanging is a moron and probably deserves to have a monkey throw feces at his windshield.

 

[SirStev0]

they make me lol

 

[OutHouse]

i have them on my wifes mini-van

 

[slightlyhuman]

Originally posted by: TheNinja
It's most likely a redneck, or a 30 year old dude trying to look cool in his truck with a huge lift kit on it. Basically anyone who has that hanging is a moron and probably deserves to have a monkey throw feces at his windshield.

i live in arkansas but don't really see them that much. what's any different than a 30 year old with a lift rather than a 30 year old with a drop or 26s?

to each their own:beer:

ftr, i don't have them.

 

[daw123]

Originally posted by: Citrix
i have them on my wifes mini-van

Are you still attached to them? Must be painful

 

[Blackjack200]

Originally posted by: krylon

Originally posted by: Blackjack200

Originally posted by: keird

Originally posted by: alkemyst
Mine are an exact mold of my own jewels. I had to go with a 6" lift on 36'ers so they don't scrape the ground.

How old are you and how to you use a toilet?

Actually, my junk does dunk in the water sometimes in the bathroom at work. It's fvriken gross and I have to hold the little guy by the scruff of his neck to keep everything dry.

:camera: ?

I would need a wideangle lens.

 

[lupi]

is this the same OP that posts a topic about "dickapedia"?

 

[OutHouse]

Originally posted by: Blackjack200

Originally posted by: keird

Originally posted by: alkemyst
Mine are an exact mold of my own jewels. I had to go with a 6" lift on 36'ers so they don't scrape the ground.

How old are you and how to you use a toilet?

Actually, my junk does dunk in the water sometimes in the bathroom at work. It's fvriken gross and I have to hold the little guy by the scruff of his neck to keep everything dry.

didnt you make a thread about your condition a few years ago??

 

[Kadarin]

Originally posted by: SandEagle
those things are not cool. they make me want to .... gaahhh!!!!!
:|

/useless rant, tirade

How cute! It's like you tried really really really hard to make a rant, but just couldn't quite do it.

 

[Blackjack200]

Originally posted by: Citrix

Originally posted by: Blackjack200

Originally posted by: keird

Originally posted by: alkemyst
Mine are an exact mold of my own jewels. I had to go with a 6" lift on 36'ers so they don't scrape the ground.

How old are you and how to you use a toilet?

Actually, my junk does dunk in the water sometimes in the bathroom at work. It's fvriken gross and I have to hold the little guy by the scruff of his neck to keep everything dry.

didnt you make a thread about your condition a few years ago??

Wasn't me, there must be another out there who is afflicted.

I hope they message me so we can start a support group.

 

[zoiks]

They look pretty tacky and tasteless.

 

[OutHouse]

Originally posted by: Blackjack200

Originally posted by: Citrix

Originally posted by: Blackjack200

Originally posted by: keird

Originally posted by: alkemyst
Mine are an exact mold of my own jewels. I had to go with a 6" lift on 36'ers so they don't scrape the ground.

How old are you and how to you use a toilet?

Actually, my junk does dunk in the water sometimes in the bathroom at work. It's fvriken gross and I have to hold the little guy by the scruff of his neck to keep everything dry.

didnt you make a thread about your condition a few years ago??

Wasn't me, there must be another out there who is afflicted.

I hope they message me so we can start a support group.

humm, anyway some guy posted a thread about how much his nuts sagged and when he took a shit they would dip in the toilet water.

 

[SandEagle]

Originally posted by: lupi
is this the same OP that posts a topic about "dickapedia"?

glad to see I have a fan. i'm here all week

you have been added as member # 5886744 on the dickipedia site. congrats frooty lupi

 

[Dumac]

Originally posted by: SandEagle

Originally posted by: theflyingpig

Originally posted by: SandEagle
those things are not cool. they make me want to .... gaahhh!!!!!
:|

/useless rant, tirade

"gaahhh!!!!!" you call that a "rant". Pathetic.

tfp, what an unpleasant surprise.
yes, it is a weak rant. everyone knows this.

The presence of tfp is more pleasant that your shitty rant, which says a lot.

 

[alkemyst]

Originally posted by: keird

Originally posted by: alkemyst
Mine are an exact mold of my own jewels. I had to go with a 6" lift on 36'ers so they don't scrape the ground.

How old are you and how to you use a toilet?

38, I throw them over my shoulder; what do you do over your lap or hold them up?

 

[SearchMaster]

Originally posted by: Citrix

Originally posted by: Blackjack200

Originally posted by: Citrix

Originally posted by: Blackjack200

Originally posted by: keird

Originally posted by: alkemyst
Mine are an exact mold of my own jewels. I had to go with a 6" lift on 36'ers so they don't scrape the ground.

How old are you and how to you use a toilet?

Actually, my junk does dunk in the water sometimes in the bathroom at work. It's fvriken gross and I have to hold the little guy by the scruff of his neck to keep everything dry.

didnt you make a thread about your condition a few years ago??

Wasn't me, there must be another out there who is afflicted.

I hope they message me so we can start a support group.

humm, anyway some guy posted a thread about how much his nuts sagged and when he took a shit they would dip in the toilet water.

That was LordMaul, who shall now always be known in my mind as LordBall.