ATTENTION: People with Truck Nutz

[SandEagle]

Originally posted by: Dumac


The presence of tfp is more pleasant that your shitty rant, which says a lot.

deleted comment. dont wanna be rude. u are still my friend

 

[keird]

Originally posted by: alkemyst

Originally posted by: keird

Originally posted by: alkemyst
Mine are an exact mold of my own jewels. I had to go with a 6" lift on 36'ers so they don't scrape the ground.

How old are you and how to you use a toilet?

38, I throw them over my shoulder; what do you do over your lap or hold them up?

They're like a double-sized Hackey Sack. Low maintenance 'cept for the manscaping.

Edit: I'm 39 and even in the heat of the Summer that's their max size. Winters or cold water can get them to proper Hackey Sack dimesions.

 

[xj0hnx]

Truck nutz are a homosexual plot to get what would otherwise by homophobic, macho, rednecks to hold and play with balls.

 

[ShawnD1]

It's only funny when a woman has those on her vehicle. If it's a guy doing it, I can't help but think he's in the closet.

 

[TheVrolok]

There is an SUV around here that has them. I just can't see why anyone would want them. They look absolutely ridiculous. It's like just putting an "I'm white (or black, or brown, or yellow) trash!" bumper sticker on your vehicle.

 

[PlasmaBomb]

Originally posted by: alkemyst
Mine are an exact mold of my own jewels. I had to go with a 6" lift on 36'ers so they don't scrape the ground.

Saggy Balls!

Ewww...

 

[PlasmaBomb]

Originally posted by: Demon-Xanth
The best ones I've seen:
http://cache.gawker.com/assets...Literal_Truck_Nuts.jpg

Is that an airhorn?

 

[alkemyst]

Originally posted by: PlasmaBomb

Originally posted by: alkemyst
Mine are an exact mold of my own jewels. I had to go with a 6" lift on 36'ers so they don't scrape the ground.

Saggy Balls!

Ewww...

Sort of scares me you are saying you like the nice and tight ones.

 

[F1N3ST]

Originally posted by: SandEagle
those things are not cool. they make me want to .... gaahhh!!!!!
:|

/useless rant, tirade

I saw a pair of balls on a vette, like 1" off the ground, that really grinds my gears!

 

[Demon-Xanth]

Originally posted by: PlasmaBomb

Originally posted by: Demon-Xanth
The best ones I've seen:
http://cache.gawker.com/assets...Literal_Truck_Nuts.jpg

Is that an airhorn?

No, it's actually TWO airhorns.

 

[biggestmuff]

Originally posted by: lupi
is this the same OP that posts a topic about "dickapedia"?

yep.

Did you see the search results patch over at vb the other day? A lot of clues are starting to add up.

 

[Ruptga]

Originally posted by: alkemyst
Mine are an exact mold of my own jewels. I had to go with a 6" lift on 36'ers so they don't scrape the ground.

Lord Maul?

Edit: What happened to the AT wiki?! I went to look for that thread and it's 404ing

 

[olds]

Originally posted by: JeffreyLebowski
Attention: People with Eagle Avatars.
Stop posting bad rants:
They make me want to go gaahhh!!!!!

On a side note, Why are you looking at nut bags long enough to have to go gaahhh!!!!!

That's the sound he makes when he relaxes his throat so he can get them all the way in.

 

[Codewiz]

I assume there is no meaning behind them but really, why would you put them on your vehicle. It has to be some sort of purposeful statement, I just don't know what that statement is......

 

[BassBomb]

Originally posted by: Codewiz
I assume there is no meaning behind them but really, why would you put them on your vehicle. It has to be some sort of purposeful statement, I just don't know what that statement is......

that you wish death upon homosexuals?

 

[waggy]

first time i seen them was at a mudding event (people drive trucks in the mud..its reallly fun) and i thought it was funny. then i started seeing t hem at places like blockbuster, target etc and i didnt think it was that good.

 

[JeffreyLebowski]

Originally posted by: Blackjack200

Originally posted by: AreaCode707
I hate that particular tacky ornamentation. I remember when my little twin sisters, 6 years old at the time, asked me, "what's that?" What do you say? "Oh, that's a slightly obscene representation of male genitalia (which, if a person ever actually shows to you, means they're a child molester and you should yell and run away and go tell an adult immediately) that somebody thinks is funny even though private things should stay private"?

If that same truck owner showed my little sisters lewd drawings of balls I'd report him to the police. But it's ok on his truck?

Uhh, just tell them it's a decoration? Why do they need to know the anatomical details?

Edit: And what if they see a WOW bumper sticker? Would you say that it's a request for women to expose themselves to the driver of the car, or just say something like "oh, it's a radio promotion".

I never understand these ZOMG what do I tell the KIDS complaints. You really can't come up with something that's honest but at the same time appropriate?

Or perhaps they are incapable of telling their children that animals walk around without pants on and children might see their apple bag dangling between their legs as well.
I think the truck nuts are dumb, but if someone wants to put it on their vehicle go right ahead. It won't affect me one way or the other.
Oh, anyone that says it's a sign of closet homosexuallity is most likely the one that is a closet homosexual.