AWWW GAWD! YOU GROSS MOTHERFVCKER!!

[SVT Cobra]

*trows up*

blach ddint know it falls out in clumps

 

[HumblePie]

I have had it happen to me once and I clean my ears with a wash cloth every time I shower and use a q-tip from time to time. However, certain things, like being sick can cause the sebacious glands in the ear to over produce on wax real fast. I was sick, but still was in class. This was back in 6 grade so about 20 years ago for me. I had an itch deep in my ear and put my pinky in to try and scratch it. When I pulled my pinky out, I had this HUGE ball of wax attached to it. Well, not exactly a "ball" as it was kinda strung out, but it woulda made a ball about half an inch in diameter if squished all the way together. It was gross. Freaked out the kid sitting next to me too!

 

[Medicine Bear]

Originally posted by: screw3d
Is he fat? He must be fat!

No....tall skinny guy. Looks like he lives off of coffee and potato chips from what I have seen of his cube.

 

[Medicine Bear]

Originally posted by: Citrix
what would you have done if he ate it instead of wiping it on his pants?

Thrown up

 

[Ronstang]

Originally posted by: NFS4

Originally posted by: FrustratedUser
shens.
Ear wax doesn't just fall out.

Yes it does. If you have enough build up, it'll fall out in small clumps

No offense, but I can only see that a person with terrible personal hygiene would even know this, or someone who hangs around some severely nasty individuals.

 

[Otaking]

I'm surprised there hasn't been a parody thread yet. :Q

"I was talking to my co-worker, and some shat fell out of my ear! How do I apologize! Working with him will be uncomfortable/awkward! "

Um.. yeah..

 

[FrustratedUser]

Originally posted by: joshsquall
It's always satisfying to me to pull out a huge chunk of wax. One time, I pulled out a piece bigger than my ear hole. How that happened, I may never know.

WTF!

I'm weirded out by this thread. Have the humans mutated since I was born? I have never in my life seen that amount of ear wax. I never clean my ears with Q-tips and I've never had problem with wax. Actually I never 'clean' my ears like you do. Just the occational use of finger in teh shower.


:Q

 

[Medicine Bear]

Originally posted by: FrustratedUser

Originally posted by: joshsquall
It's always satisfying to me to pull out a huge chunk of wax. One time, I pulled out a piece bigger than my ear hole. How that happened, I may never know.

WTF!

I'm weirded out by this thread. Have the humans mutated since I was born? I have never in my life seen that amount of ear wax. I never clean my ears with Q-tips and I've never had problem with wax. Actually I never 'clean' my ears like you do. Just the occational use of finger in teh shower.


:Q

Maybe you have earwigs and they are taking care of it for you.

 

[Rudee]

Originally posted by: DumbGuy

Originally posted by: FrustratedUser
shens.
Ear wax doesn't just fall out.

Oh yes they do.

"they"?

 

[FrustratedUser]

Originally posted by: Medicine Bear

Originally posted by: FrustratedUser

Originally posted by: joshsquall
It's always satisfying to me to pull out a huge chunk of wax. One time, I pulled out a piece bigger than my ear hole. How that happened, I may never know.

WTF!

I'm weirded out by this thread. Have the humans mutated since I was born? I have never in my life seen that amount of ear wax. I never clean my ears with Q-tips and I've never had problem with wax. Actually I never 'clean' my ears like you do. Just the occational use of finger in teh shower.


:Q

Maybe you have earwigs and they are taking care of it for you.

earwigs?!

 

[SSlivkoff]

*Puke* How is that even possible?

_EDIT_

The worst part is that I can't stop looking at the greasy residue that is still on my desk

*Puke again*

 

[rocadelpunk]

ugh that is so disgusting.

i would've requested a new desk : P

 

[compnovice]

Use your foot to get the residue off your desk

 

[Medicine Bear]

Originally posted by: FrustratedUser

Originally posted by: Medicine Bear

Originally posted by: FrustratedUser

Originally posted by: joshsquall
It's always satisfying to me to pull out a huge chunk of wax. One time, I pulled out a piece bigger than my ear hole. How that happened, I may never know.

WTF!

I'm weirded out by this thread. Have the humans mutated since I was born? I have never in my life seen that amount of ear wax. I never clean my ears with Q-tips and I've never had problem with wax. Actually I never 'clean' my ears like you do. Just the occational use of finger in teh shower.


:Q

Maybe you have earwigs and they are taking care of it for you.

earwigs?!

Text

 

[mobobuff]

Originally posted by: FrustratedUser

Originally posted by: Medicine Bear

Originally posted by: FrustratedUser

Originally posted by: joshsquall
It's always satisfying to me to pull out a huge chunk of wax. One time, I pulled out a piece bigger than my ear hole. How that happened, I may never know.

WTF!

I'm weirded out by this thread. Have the humans mutated since I was born? I have never in my life seen that amount of ear wax. I never clean my ears with Q-tips and I've never had problem with wax. Actually I never 'clean' my ears like you do. Just the occational use of finger in teh shower.


:Q

Maybe you have earwigs and they are taking care of it for you.

earwigs?!

Text

 

[FrustratedUser]

Hell no!

 

[Medicine Bear]

Originally posted by: compnovice
Use your foot to get the residue off your desk

Raided the first aid kit and used an alcohol wipe. It was nasty

 

[Maverick]

make a scented candle out of it

 

[sixone]

Originally posted by: Medicine Bear

Originally posted by: compnovice
Use your foot to get the residue off your desk

Raided the first aid kit and used an alcohol wipe. It was nasty

:thumbsup:

Rinse and repeat.

 

[Medicine Bear]

Originally posted by: Maverick
make a scented candle out of it

New from Glade, the earwax scented candle!