Baby Wipes. Greatest. Invention, Ever

[hjo3]

Originally posted by: waggy

Originally posted by: xSauronx

Originally posted by: waggy
yeap. found out about them on my first kid.

you know you can also make them far cheaper then you can buy? can't remember how heh.

so, basically, even *you* dont know that eh?

hah nope. but i know you can make them! a friend does it. its a roll of paper towels and something

Hm, you know you're not supposed to flush those -- they don't break down the way toilet paper does. It's an especially bad idea if you have a septic tank.

 

[Pastore]

Originally posted by: eits
i used to use baby wipes to wipe... then i stopped when i was about 16ish. i decided to start just using regular toilet paper because there aren't baby wipes out in public... plus, i figured that whenever i move out on my own, they'd be more expensive than regular tp.

That would be pretty expensive if you exclusively wiped with these. I do the majority of the work with normal TP then just use the wet wipe for a final cleaning.

 

[Icepick]

Originally posted by: fanerman91
Thanks to this thread, I now know what a bidet is. Thanks ATOT.

You're receiving a first rate education in ATOT. Glad to be of service.

Actually, I try to time it so that I can take a shower right after. That way I'm gauranteed to have that nice, clean feeling. I avoid #2's unless I'm home. I don't even like to do it at work.

 

[scorpmatt]

how has this thread not become locked?

 

[eakers]

Originally posted by: shuttleboi
Do you guys push inward when you wipe your rear end, like to the first knuckle?

:Q

thats all I got

 

[IamElectro]

Originally posted by: hjo3

Originally posted by: waggy

Originally posted by: xSauronx

Originally posted by: waggy
yeap. found out about them on my first kid.

you know you can also make them far cheaper then you can buy? can't remember how heh.

so, basically, even *you* dont know that eh?

hah nope. but i know you can make them! a friend does it. its a roll of paper towels and something

Hm, you know you're not supposed to flush those -- they don't break down the way toilet paper does. It's an especially bad idea if you have a septic tank.

If you read the OP carefully you would have noticed this. "So I've just recently discovered the beauty that is flushable baby wipes"

 

[SampSon]

Extreme hygiene is getting way out of hand.
I've been wiping my ass with toilet paper for almost 30 years and I've never had a problem with an unclean anus.

 

[KK]

Originally posted by: eakers

Originally posted by: shuttleboi
Do you guys push inward when you wipe your rear end, like to the first knuckle?

:Q

thats all I got

That's what you'll look like.

Anyways, I just wet some tp in the sink if a sink is close.

 

[cheesygoldfish]

Wow, i am gonna buy some tomorrow

 

[LarryS]

Nothing beats a quick shower to cure swamp ass.

 

[b0mbrman]

You're damn right they are...

Ask anyone in the military...you can never have enough baby wipes with you

 

[Tret]

I enjoy baby wipes, the only thing that I hate about them is the wet feeling on your ass after you finish wiping. That's why I use regular Toliet paper to dry myself.

 

[BrunoPuntzJones]

Yup and for you folks who think you are clean after wiping with regular tp...just a swipe with a fresh baby wipe and you'll think again.

 

[KMurphy]

Been using them since my military days back in 1990. To go back to regular TP now would be like TP users going back to the corncob

 

[BrunoPuntzJones]

Originally posted by: KMurphy
Been using them since my military days back in 1990. To go back to regular TP now would be like TP users going back to the corncob

As with the Sears catalogue, I felt slightly subversive purchasing something in the Wal-Mart cosmetics department that I actually intended to wipe my ass with.

That guy is hysterical

 

[Shawn]

Yeah I use them all the time. I'll wet some TP if I don't have any available. Dry TP sucks.

 

[zeruty]

So do you guys actually use baby wipes, or the over-priced adult-targeted wipes like the cottonelle ones?

Me? I use the three seashells. You don't know how to use the three seashells?

 

[n7]

Originally posted by: KMurphy
Been using them since my military days back in 1990. To go back to regular TP now would be like TP users going back to the corncob

OMG rofl :laugh:

:Q

 

[hjo3]

Originally posted by: IamElectro

Originally posted by: hjo3

Originally posted by: waggy

Originally posted by: xSauronx

Originally posted by: waggy
yeap. found out about them on my first kid.

you know you can also make them far cheaper then you can buy? can't remember how heh.

so, basically, even *you* dont know that eh?

hah nope. but i know you can make them! a friend does it. its a roll of paper towels and something

Hm, you know you're not supposed to flush those -- they don't break down the way toilet paper does. It's an especially bad idea if you have a septic tank.

If you read the OP carefully you would have noticed this. "So I've just recently discovered the beauty that is flushable baby wipes"

And if you read the post I replied to carefully, you'd see it was talking about homemade wipes made from paper towels. You fail at everything, gg.

 

[Pastore]

Originally posted by: scorpmatt
how has this thread not become locked?

Because it has remained somewhat tasteful. How you say? I have no freaking clue.

 

[MixMasterTang]

For all of the people saying there is no need for these flushable baby wipes, think about it this way, if you were to get Fecal matter on your arm, would you use a dry paper towel to wipe it off? I usually use the combination of normal toilet paper and then follow it up with a moist wipe!

 

[rivan]

Originally posted by: MazerRackham
I buy the mega boxes from costco. Those things are like a shower in a box!

:thumbsup:

 

[nakedfrog]

They're great for cleaning your hands after working on your car, too.

 

[thirtythree]

I think this would be helpful for me, but I'm embarassed to buy them (rather, for my roommates to know that I bought them, and am storing them in the bathroom for unknown reasons).

Maybe I'm just weird.

 

[Pastore]

Originally posted by: thirtythree
I think this would be helpful for me, but I'm embarassed to buy them (rather, for my roommates to know that I bought them, and am storing them in the bathroom for unknown reasons).

Maybe I'm just weird.

F*ck them if they like having a dirty a*s!