Baby Wipes. Greatest. Invention, Ever

[NikolaeVarius]

Who needs wet wipes, when you have a toilet that cleans your butt by spraying water at it?

I think that is the best invention ever

Personally, the second best invention would be the heated toilet seat.

 

[KMurphy]

Originally posted by: tenshodo13
Who needs wet wipes, when you have a toilet that cleans your butt by spraying water at it?

I think that is the best invention ever

Personally, the second best invention would be the heated toilet seat.

Simply spraying water at it is not good enough. Does spraying water at your car make it shiny and new looking? NO! You have to scrub. Do you scrub with a dry sponge or rag. FVCK NO! You have to moisten it first. Therefore babywipes are the best invention ever as the OP stated.

 

[mrSHEiK124]

We have these installed by every toilet in the house. One assblast later and my butt is sh!t free.

 

[Jeff7]

Originally posted by: zeruty
So do you guys actually use baby wipes, or the over-priced adult-targeted wipes like the cottonelle ones?

Me? I use the three seashells. You don't know how to use the three seashells?

I have yet to see baby wipes that do not say "DO NOT FLUSH" on the side. The adult ones are flushable.

Also, the generic wipes are a lot cheaper than name brand. Don't know how they compare to the baby wipes in price, but they're flushable, and they do the job. Plus, really, it's not like you're going to be spending thousands of dollars a year even if you do buy name brand, unless you completely supplant your toilet paper with moist wipes.

 

[BUTCH1]

They can come in handy if you let one of those giant pooch-farts go, you know,
when your not sure if there's been an accident or not and you just sit for a second
and wonder.....

 

[Icepick]

I've flushed a baby wipe or two down the toilet. Never had a problem. Then again, I'm connected to a public sewer. I guess I wouldn't recommend it with a septic tank.

 

[Jeff7]

Originally posted by: Icepick
I've flushed a baby wipe or two down the toilet. Never had a problem. Then again, I'm connected to a public sewer. I guess I wouldn't recommend it with a septic tank.

Plus I'd imagine that with all the diaper changes a baby goes through in a day, that'd put more wipes down the toilet and create a problem much more quickly.

 

[DainBramaged]

Originally posted by: NiteWulf

Originally posted by: waggy

Originally posted by: xSauronx

Originally posted by: waggy
yeap. found out about them on my first kid.

you know you can also make them far cheaper then you can buy? can't remember how heh.

so, basically, even *you* dont know that eh?

hah nope. but i know you can make them! a friend does it. its a roll of paper towels and something

Alcohol and... glycerine, maybe?

Mom used to make them. They had a lot of baby oil and Johnson & Johnson baby wash.