Baby Wipes. Greatest. Invention, Ever

[Pastore]

So I've just recently discovered the beauty that is flushable baby wipes. Don't ask me what urged me to purchase these while at the store the other day, but after experiencing them, I'm in love. These things give a clean feeling I've never experienced before after using the bathroom. I highly recommend these to anyone to give that extra clean feeling after a nasty #2. Everyone buy these!

Hygiene++

 

[meltdown75]

You don't say?

 

[potato28]

I just might have to try these next time I get the runs.

 

[yllus]

I thought you were going to mention how useful they are for cleanup after, uh, roleplaying the milkman with a lady friend.

 

[Vich]

I use them with or without runs. Gets the ass clean as a whistle.

 

[Icepick]

These are great for cleaning up. Since we aren't afforded the luxury of bidets in the U.S. these are a good substitute.

 

[BrunoPuntzJones]

Yup, wet toilet paper, w00t!

 

[MX2]

My engineering and production of "the moist toilet paper roll" is under way.

 

[scootermaster]

I just use my hands. What's the difference?

 

[amdhunter]

I never get so messy that I'd need a wet towel or baby wipe. WTF do you people eat..?

 

[rocadelpunk]

Originally posted by: amdhunter
I never get so messy that I'd need a wet towel or baby wipe. WTF do you people eat..?

asshair gets in the way.

doy.

 

[Squisher]

<---no likey feeling of cold and wet on bung hole.

 

[potato28]

Originally posted by: rocadelpunk

Originally posted by: amdhunter
I never get so messy that I'd need a wet towel or baby wipe. WTF do you people eat..?

asshair gets in the way.

doy.

Shaved butthole? :Q

 

[waggy]

yeap. found out about them on my first kid.

you know you can also make them far cheaper then you can buy? can't remember how heh.

 

[xSauronx]

Originally posted by: waggy
yeap. found out about them on my first kid.

you know you can also make them far cheaper then you can buy? can't remember how heh.

so, basically, even *you* dont know that eh?

 

[Queasy]

Wuss

Manly men use neither baby wipes or toilet paper. We use leaves with glass and rock embedded in them. Our asses are red and that's the way we like it!

 

[xanis]

Originally posted by: Icepick
These are great for cleaning up. Since we aren't afforded the luxury of bidets in the U.S. these are a good substitute.

This man speaks the truth. Bidets > Baby Wipes

 

[waggy]

Originally posted by: xSauronx

Originally posted by: waggy
yeap. found out about them on my first kid.

you know you can also make them far cheaper then you can buy? can't remember how heh.

so, basically, even *you* dont know that eh?

hah nope. but i know you can make them! a friend does it. its a roll of paper towels and something

 

[NiteWulf]

Originally posted by: waggy

Originally posted by: xSauronx

Originally posted by: waggy
yeap. found out about them on my first kid.

you know you can also make them far cheaper then you can buy? can't remember how heh.

so, basically, even *you* dont know that eh?

hah nope. but i know you can make them! a friend does it. its a roll of paper towels and something

Alcohol and... glycerine, maybe?

 

[Pastore]

Just used some after a night of drinking! Praise your deity(s) for this wonderful invention!

 

[MazerRackham]

I buy the mega boxes from costco. Those things are like a shower in a box!

 

[eits]

i used to use baby wipes to wipe... then i stopped when i was about 16ish. i decided to start just using regular toilet paper because there aren't baby wipes out in public... plus, i figured that whenever i move out on my own, they'd be more expensive than regular tp.

 

[pennylane]

Thanks to this thread, I now know what a bidet is. Thanks ATOT.

 

[shuttleboi]

Do you guys push inward when you wipe your rear end, like to the first knuckle?

 

[Beev]

I generally go up to the second, unless I'm feeling lazy, then I go up to the third. Makes for less required wipes.