Bad experience. Period.

[UberDave]

- Last night I went to Canada
- Took some extra strength tylonol cold
- Realized I shouldn't have done that.
- Drank anyways
- Had WAY too much to drink.
- Blacked out
- Accidently had s3x and lost my virginity to a fat girl. :|
- Woke up in a pile of puke, Mcdonald's fries. (Did you know that they serve them with gravy in Canada?)
- Crossing the border a military guy chuckled at me....heh.

anyways yeah, i'm upset about uh.... yeah y0u know. :disgust:

i'm scarred for life.

 

[Red Dawn]

So you met Eakers huh? J/K

 

[pyonir]

hope you wore a rubber.

 

[sheselectric]

holy moly!!!! you had a bad night. that's all there is to it. next time don't drink so much.

 

[nihil]

<<
- Accidently had s3x and lost my virginity to a fat girl. :|
>>



deny it. just deny it.

 

[dakata24]

i hope you learned your lesson... take those warnings on meds seriously...

 

[UberDave]

i think she put it on.... gah






*sits in the corner in a ball*

 

[pyonir]

<< i think she put it on.... gah






*sits in the corner in a ball* >>


think? i would get to the doc in a week and have a full STD check up

 

[UberDave]

<<

<<
- Accidently had s3x and lost my virginity to a fat girl. :|
>>



deny it. just deny it. >>




good thing i don't remember a damned thing..... have you had this happen to you too? :Q

 

[UberNeuman]

Could be worse - it could have been a fat dude...

 

[nihil]

<<

<<

<<
- Accidently had s3x and lost my virginity to a fat girl. :|
>>



deny it. just deny it. >>




good thing i don't remember a damned thing..... have you had this happen to you too? :Q >>



not that bad. although, i've had plenty of drunken experiences with girls and end up regretting most of them when i wake up next to some weird girl sleeping in my bed.

 

[monk3y]

<< i hope you learned your lesson... take those warnings on meds seriously... >>

That's probably the worst way to learn a lesson.

 

[UberDave]

<<

<< i hope you learned your lesson... take those warnings on meds seriously... >>

That's probably the worst way to learn a lesson. >>



I think it was

 

[UberDave]

i'm just wondering how i got all these bruises :disgust:

 

[BrunoPuntzJones]

Fat chicks are like mopeds. They are fun to ride until someone sees you

 

[Viper GTS]

<< i'm just wondering how i got all these bruises :disgust: >>



Apparently it was an abusive fat girl?

Viper GTS

 

[nihil]

<< i'm just wondering how i got all these bruises :disgust: >>



the fat chick likes it rough or you fell a couple times or something. just don't drink so much next time.

 

[hzl eyed grl]

How do you accidentally have sex? I can see perhaps having impaired judgement because you're drunk, but accidentally having sex?

 

[gopunk]

you were raped. i'm not kidding, you were not in a condition to render consent (at least from what you described).

 

[Hammer]

deny deny deny. remember that. and try to block the memory if possible. I'm sooooo glad no matter how much i drink, I don't get beer goggles. Some of my friends do, hehe, sometimes i don't say anything.

 

[thereds]

<< Fat chicks are like mopeds. They are fun to ride until someone sees you >>



I don't love fat girls. But ohhhhhhh how a fat girl loves.

 

[Geekbabe]

<< Could be worse - it could have been a fat dude... >>




gasp !!! Uber, I just spewed my pepsi everywhere !!!! hahahaha !!

 

[Geekbabe]

<< How do you accidentally have sex? I can see perhaps having impaired judgement because you're drunk, but accidentally having sex? >>




Do you think he's trying to say he fell in ? :Q

 

[UberDave]

lol

i think i'm going to go lay down now.

 

[WombatWoman]

What a sad story. I can only imagine the girl's dismay when she woke up and realized that she'd been canoodling with a drunken, drugged-out loser.

She is probably on some message board right now, making fun of you.