Bad experience. Period.

[nihil]

<<

<<

<<

<< am i the only one who finds this interesting because if uberdave was a chick, the responses would be so drastically different? >>



I can't think of any women here who'd go out and make drunken fools of themselves and then run back here to post about it. >>




if a chick got drunk, passed out, and some guy humped her, don't you think the replies would be different? >>




My point here is that she wouldn't compound her error in judgement by coming here and embarassing herself posting about the experience in the first place. >>




heh. a girls repsonse would be significantly different. they would go to the cops and file a report of being raped. whereas a guy can realize they fvcked up and joke about it. it's just how one handles a situation that makes the outcome unique. don't criticize him for the way he's coping with making a stupid mistake.

 

[nihil]

<<

<<

<<

<< am i the only one who finds this interesting because if uberdave was a chick, the responses would be so drastically different? >>



you just confused me >>



i think they're implying that everyone here would cry RAPE if you were female. which is most likely true. technically though, it does sound like you got raped. >>



well, what if the fat chick was drunk too? it's possible that her judgment was even more impaired than his was. >>



that wasn't a possiblity i was presented with. i'm just taking the story as i hear it. but, if she was drunk, i'm pretty sure that they call something like this a mistake. that's it.

 

[UberDave]

<<

<<

<<

<< am i the only one who finds this interesting because if uberdave was a chick, the responses would be so drastically different? >>



you just confused me >>



i think they're implying that everyone here would cry RAPE if you were female. which is most likely true. technically though, it does sound like you got raped. >>



well, what if the fat chick was drunk too? it's possible that her judgment was even more impaired than his was. >>



eh.... she drank too but of course i out-drank her and plus shes ...ahem... heavier than me

 

[Hammer]

yeah don't be to hard on Dave. You know whats really wierd, you're the 2nd person this week on AT this has happened to. The other thread was deleted though.

 

[UberDave]

<< yeah don't be to hard on Dave. You know whats really wierd, you're the 2nd person this week on AT this has happened to. The other thread was deleted though. >>



wish i could read it

 

[Spamela]

<< - Last night I went to Canada
- Took some extra strength tylonol cold
- Realized I shouldn't have done that.
- Drank anyways
- Had WAY too much to drink.
- Blacked out
- Accidently had s3x and lost my virginity to a fat girl. :|
- Woke up in a pile of puke, Mcdonald's fries. (Did you know that they serve them with gravy in Canada?)
- Crossing the border a military guy chuckled at me....heh.

anyways yeah, i'm upset about uh.... yeah y0u know. :disgust:

i'm scarred for life. >>



confession might be good for the soul, but this is too much information.

 

[RGN]

<< yeah don't be to hard on Dave. You know whats really wierd, you're the 2nd person this week on AT this has happened to. The other thread was deleted though. >>




ROFL hard on Dave









LAMO!!!

 

[UberDave]

<<

<< yeah don't be to hard on Dave. You know whats really wierd, you're the 2nd person this week on AT this has happened to. The other thread was deleted though. >>




ROFL hard on Dave









LAMO!!! >>




Trust me i think i was having a hard time keeping it up......heh

 

[SHoddyCOmp]

<< Fat chicks are like mopeds. They are fun to ride until someone sees you >>



oh brother! rotflmao, thats horrible, i cant breath! hahahahahhaha

 

[Hammer]

I thought you didn't remember!

ewwwwwwwwwwwwww.

 

[Stark]

<< So you met Eakers huh? J/K >>



My nomination for top post of the year.

LOL

edit:
I read this one before eakers flame fest with nik. Now I almost feel bad for eakers. Well, almost.

 

[Migroo]

<<

<< So you met Eakers huh? J/K >>



My nomination for top post of the year.

LOL >>



Agreed with Stark - ROFL!!

 

[Mookow]

<< deny deny deny. remember that. and try to block the memory if possible. I'm sooooo glad no matter how much i drink, I don't get beer goggles. Some of my friends do, hehe, sometimes i don't say anything. >>



Lol. I dont get beer googles, either. Sucks for those that do when others are able to remember.

And hammer09, I've notice we agree on a lot. You should visit some time (provided you bring up a bottle of JW Blue).

 

[UberDave]

<<

<< deny deny deny. remember that. and try to block the memory if possible. I'm sooooo glad no matter how much i drink, I don't get beer goggles. Some of my friends do, hehe, sometimes i don't say anything. >>



Lol. I dont get beer googles, either. Sucks for those that do when others are able to remember.

And hammer09, I've notice we agree on a lot. You should visit some time (provided you bring up a bottle of JW Blue). >>



LEARN FROM MY MISTAKES DON'T DO IT!!

 

[Mookow]

<< LEARN FROM MY MISTAKES DON'T DO IT!!


>>



I said I dont get beer googles. And I can handle my alcohol, thank you very much.

 

[Linux23]

this is something I would have kept a secret.

 

[UberDave]

<<

<< LEARN FROM MY MISTAKES DON'T DO IT!!


>>



I said I dont get beer googles. And I can handle my alcohol, thank you very much. >>



I usually do too, however... those pills must have done something to me.

 

[Cyberian]

<< I'm sooooo glad no matter how much i drink, I don't get beer goggles. >>

Fortunately, I have never gone to bed with an ugly woman.

Unfortunately, I have awoken with a few.

 

[yourharddrive]

hahaha funny sh!t, i too goto canada to drink, its so easy there with a fake id

 

[Ariel]

If you blacked out and don't remember a thing, how do you know you had sex with her?

BTW - the ditty about the fat girls and mopeds is too funny.

 

[UberDave]

<< If you blacked out and don't remember a thing, how do you know you had sex with her?
>>




Cause... I KIND OF remember banging the Sh|t out of her. lol

and then 30 seconds later....*ahem* you know.

 

[Red Dawn]

<< Cause... I KIND OF remember banging the Sh|t out of her. lol >>

Yuck Anal sex.. how disgusting. You should change your handle to UberMoron.