well since this is now a dead baby joke thread...
edit: I actually feel bad about posting that one.
so instead, a different joke.
So a french guy, a british guy, and an american guy wash up on a tropical island. They're captured by the local tribe. The chief says: "The bad news is we're going to kill you, skin you, and use your skin to make canoes with. The good news is you get to choose how you die".
The british guy asks for a rope, gets one, and hangs himself. The islanders then use his skin for a canoe. The french guys asks for poison, and uses it. The islanders use his skin for another canoe. The american guy asks for a knife. He gets it and then he starts stabbing the shit out of himself. He hacked up his legs, arms, torsoe, he's jabbing the shit out of his entire body and spewing blood all over everyone. The chief is horrified and asks "What the hell are you doing!??" the american replies "So much for your canoe, asshole"