Zeeky Boogy Doog
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Originally posted by: DesiPower
whats does ATM stand for?
Originally posted by: ViviTheMage
Originally posted by: zebano
What's the difference between jelly and jam?
You can't jelly your dick up someones ass.
:thumbsup:
Originally posted by: DesiPower
whats does ATM stand for?
Originally posted by: Zedtom
A guy walks into a bar and says to the bartender, "all these LIBERALS are assholes." Somebody at the end of the bar yells back, "I resent that!"
"Oh, are you a LIBERAL?"
"No, I'm an asshole".
Originally posted by: zebano
What's the difference between jelly and jam?
You can't jelly your dick up someones ass.
Originally posted by: PlasmaBomb
Originally posted by: DesiPower
whats does ATM stand for?
Automated teller machine
Originally posted by: TwiceOver
Originally posted by: zebano
What's the difference between jelly and jam?
You can't jelly your dick up someones ass.
I heard this joke the first time from an 18 year old blonde chick at a bar. Wouldn't believe the words that came out of this chicks mouth. Her version was a little different...
What's the difference between marmalade and jam? You can't marmalade your dick in a baby's ass.
My personal fav (along the same lines)...
What's the difference between a Corvette and a pile of dead babies?
I don't have a Covette in my garage.
Originally posted by: Atomic Playboy
An actual exchange I had with a friend the other day:
Me: If you weren't covered in flies, I'd slap you.
Her: I'm not covered in flies...
Me: *slap*
Originally posted by: tboo
What did one hamster say to the other hamster?
Lets go down to the local gay bar & get shitfaced.
Originally posted by: InflatableBuddha
Q: What's the difference between a golfer and a skydiver?
A: The golfer goes *WHACK* "Shit!"...
Originally posted by: mafia
What did the Math book say to all the other books?
"I got problems" - Math book