Badsass Stolen Joke

[acemcmac]

WOMAN'S POEM:

Before I lay me down to sleep, I pray for a man, who's not a creep, One
who's handsome, smart and strong. One who loves to listen long, One who
thinks before he speaks, One who'll call, not wait for weeks. I pray he's
gainfully employed, When I spend his cash, won't be annoyed. Pulls out my
chair and opens my door, Massages my back and begs to do more. Oh! Send me a
man who'll make love to my mind, Knows what to answer to "how big is my
behind?"I pray that this man will love me to no end, And always be my very
best friend.

MAN'S POEM:

I pray for a deaf-mute nymphomaniac with huge boobs who owns a liquor
store and a golf course. This doesn't rhyme and I don't give a sh!t.

 

[blert]

LOL...printed and posted on the bulletin board at work...

 

[lokiju]

:laugh: @ Man's poem.

 

[Doctorweir]

Originally posted by: blert
LOL...printed and posted on the bulletin board at work...

Beware of sexual harrassment accuses...

 

[Regs]

Funnyy.

 

[DaShen]

Originally posted by: blert
LOL...printed and posted on the bulletin board at work...

Same except for the bulletin board.

 

[Mucho]

Nice

 

[acemcmac]

bumpity

 

[compnovice]

 

[newParadigm]

Originally posted by: Regs
Funnyy.

You mean accusations? Im not a grammar Nazi, but I couldn't resist.

 

[ViviTheMage]

hahaha

 

[ForumMaster]

:laugh: that was good.

 

[OOBradm]

HAHAHA that made my morning.... yes I'm only waking up right now

 

[imported_LoKe]

Originally posted by: blert
LOL...printed and posted on the bulletin board at work...

That can't be a good idea.

 

[ArchCenturion]

I would probably add something about cooking steaks an stuff

 

[newParadigm]

Originally posted by: newParadigm

Originally posted by: Regs
Funnyy.

You mean accusations? Im not a grammar Nazi, but I couldn't resist.

Originally posted by: Doctorweir

Originally posted by: blert
LOL...printed and posted on the bulletin board at work...

Beware of sexual harrassment accuses...

I meant to refernce that post...woops

 

[CombatChuk]

:laugh:

 

[swtethan]

made me laugh

 

[CKent]

:laugh:

 

[OOBradm]

bump for a funny joke

 

[AbAbber2k]

Man's Poem made me lol

 

[Lord Zado]

Classic!

 

[blert]

Originally posted by: Doctorweir

Originally posted by: blert
LOL...printed and posted on the bulletin board at work...

Beware of sexual harrassment accuses...

I own my own construction company that employs nothing but the most badass and forward thinking people in the business (IMnotsoHO)...just so you know the women that work for me are the ones who put the most "offensive" stuff on the board.

Not every business is so caught up on being "politcally correct" that they can't have some fun....

 

[Alex]

nice! :laugh:

 

[bacon333]

*chuckle*