I can redeem this thread. Read a thread on Reddit today regarding the horrors of men using nair inappropriately. Read some of these Amazon user reviews, positively hilarious.
http://www.amazon.co.uk/product-reviews/B000KKNQBK/ref=cm_cr_pr_top_link_1?ie=UTF8&showViewpoints=0&sortBy=bySubmissionDateDescending
exerpt:
"I decided that I'd treat the missus to the clean look near the meat and two veg. On applying Veet to the baldy man, I immediately noticed an affect, along with a severe burning smell. Not only did Veet get rid of every last hair folicle on my trunk, it also burned my nads to within an inche of their lives. The pain can only be described as like someone holding a candle under my ball-sack. Imagine Deep-Heat, only containing sulfuric acid - you know, the stuff that eats steel. Not good. However, when all is said and done, it certainly did get rid of the hair, but also a significant amount of dermis skin. My poor scrotum looked like a cherry dipped in red paint. Not for faint hearted but I'd recommend to anyone with a fetish. "
I spent a good 40 minutes reading these laughing out loud.