bambi is at my house

[cnew]

I hit a small deer on the way home from work. It did not seem to be hurt very bad, onnly stunned. I felt sorry for this young fawn so I made the stupid choice to bring it home to my apartment now it's the middle of the night and I'm stuck here with a darn deer in my pantry please help I need advice

 

[SuperTool]

I recommend stew

 

[GoldenBear]

That's crazy.

 

[OS]

animal shelter?

 

[Stallion]

Stupid choice is an under statement. Call the game/wildlife department

 

[Yo Ma Ma]

Just try to keep it warm, and give some water to it. If it's still OK in the morning then take it back to where it was hit (except a bit off the road ) and release it, I guess, it will probably find its group again.

 

[goog40]

Be sure to keep its head in perfect condition, and clear off some space on your wall

 

[cnew]

I will return it to the same area that I found it in the morning but my neighbor said that once i touched it I screwed up because of the human sent.He suggested buying deer lure and spraying it down real good before returning it to the woods. Do you think the deer lure will work? Should I shower him first?

 

[lowfatbaconboy]

bleach..... =)
or how bout some fbreeze "gets odors out quickly"

LOL

 

[Yo Ma Ma]

No, don't do anything more. Call a rehabber to get a good recommendation.

 

[JohnnyKnoxville]

OMG this is too funny.You have a deer in your room?Yes give her a nice warm shower and perhaps a shot of perfume before putting her to bed.

 

[cherrytwist]

I think this is the craziest thread I've read.

Call the wildlife/game department.

 

[Yo Ma Ma]

Here's a 24-hr place, give 'em a try.

http://www.southeasternoutdoors.com/rehab_usa.html This one has contact numbers for all the states.

 

[Passions]

Practice Deer Hunter 2 with it.

 

[cherrytwist]

good work yo_ma-ma

get Bambi back to HER ma-ma

 

[LordMaul]

Spray paint "ATOT wuz heer" on it in bright orange and let it go.

 

[frizzlefry]

LMAO!!! MAn! That's crazy!

But seriously, call the animal wildlife dept. They'll take it off your hands.


still LMAO!! Take a shower! Spray paint it! HAHAHA

 

[87horsepower]

Damn. Good stuff. You've got a deer in your apartment. :Q Got a web cam?

 

[cnew]

You Guys are the best. problem solved, my buddy who is an avid outdoorsman came and picked little bambi up and said he would handled this situation. I know he will do what's best...... atleast i hope so...

yo-ma-ma thanks for the hard work.....little bambi could feel your love.

 

[HansHurt]

my buddy who is an avid outdoorsman came and picked little bambi up and said he would handled this situation


Uh-oh :Q

Bambi go bye bye

 

[Anaconda]

Practice Deer Hunter 2 with it.

HAHA

 

[Phunktion]

Your avid outdoorsman friend might be looking for a late dinner.. :Q

 

[Amused]

Your buddy is having deer veal for the next few weeks.

 

[bunker]

mmmmmmmmmmmm.....venison

 

[snakesnfrogs]

<< Spray paint &quot;ATOT wuz heer&quot; on it in bright orange and let it go. >>





ROFLMAO---excellent idea