Bathroom Stall Etiquette.

[MrAwesome]

So you are at work and had a triple decker bean burrito for lunch. 30 minutes later you develop the worst case of diarrhea and realize that you must relieve yourself immediately. You run to the bathroom only to discover two stalls open. In one stall the toilet is really nasty, covered with urine and fecal matter, and the last user has not flushed. The other stall is the handi-cap stall, complete with its spacious amenities and is spotless, sanitary, shiny, and smells like pinetrees. A guy in a wheelchair rolls into the bathroom just as you are deciding which stall to use. The guy in the wheelchair also had a triple decker bean burrito and looks to also feel your pain and must go immediately. Do you take the handicap stall and make the guy in the wheelchair wait? Or do you man up and go with the dirty stall?

 

[bradruth]

Suicide.

 

[MarklarMarklar]

Why not share? Those handicap stalls are big enough for two.

 

[PowerMacG5]

Handicap Stall

a) Technically I do have a handicap (contrary to popular belief, it is not a mental one)
b) I am a ruthless SOB.

 

[Zysoclaplem]

Use the sink.

 

[Saulbadguy]

Upper decker, on the dirty one.

 

[Nikamichi]

Give up your seat to the old lady on the bus.

 

[bootymac]

Beat up the handicap then poo in peace

 

[DAGTA]

You can use either. The handicap guy can only use one. Don't be an asshole.

 

[v3rrv3]

Originally posted by: DAGTA
You can use either. The handicap guy can only use one. Don't be an asshole.

Did you read the story though? The other stall has sh1t on it!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! I'd possibly try going in the urinal.........

 

[Epoman]

Originally posted by: DAGTA
You can use either. The handicap guy can only use one. Don't be an asshole.

:thumbsup:

Hold your buttocks tightly together, Cut the wheelchair dood a break, You can walk in the other stall and clean it up. The handicap dood has to struggle to sit his arse on the bowl.

 

[cronos]

wait until he's finished, or find another toilet.

 

[Schadenfroh]

break your own leg, then use handicap, also get close parking spot at walmart and disability, YOU CANT LOSE

 

[crab]

I'm a cripple. My chair weighs 250lb without my 170lb in it. I WILL run your ass down in this situation.

 

[neutralizer]

Take the handicapped one. It's an emergency.

 

[shimsham]

put the hc guy on the seat. spread his knees as wide as they will go. the sit, facing him, on the opposite side of the seat, your legs draped over his, staring into each others twisted pained faces.

 

[shimsham]

Originally posted by: crab
I'm a cripple. My chair weighs 250lb without my 170lb in it. I WILL run your ass down in this situation.

is this the model you have?

 

find another shitter, preferably a safe haven

 

[PowerMacG5]

Originally posted by: shimsham
put the hc guy on the seat. spread his knees as wide as they will go. the sit, facing him, on the opposite side of the seat, your legs draped over his, staring into each others twisted pained faces.

:shudders; at that horrible image.

 

[MrAwesome]

Originally posted by: shimsham
put the hc guy on the seat. spread his knees as wide as they will go. the sit, facing him, on the opposite side of the seat, your legs draped over his, staring into each others twisted pained faces.

BINGO!!!!!!

 

[HappyPuppy]

First come first served. Just because the other guy is handicapped doesn't give him special status. They want to be equal, don't they? Well, let him be equal.

If you are there first, the stall is yours.

 

[brigden]

I'd just use the women's washroom.

 

[Saulbadguy]

Originally posted by: shimsham
put the hc guy on the seat. spread his knees as wide as they will go. the sit, facing him, on the opposite side of the seat, your legs draped over his, staring into each others twisted pained faces.

oh...my...god....

 

[thomsbrain]

handicap stall. in this world, you either sh!t or be sh!t on. one of you is gonna have to blows chunks in their pants, and it ain't gonna be me.

 

[Gurck]

Originally posted by: brigden
I'd just use the women's washroom.

bingo