bathroom visits at work

[marquee]

On a weekend, or a day I don't have to work, I probably go to the bathroom only a couple times a day.
But on weekdays while I'm at work, I've noticed I visit the mens room quite often... Probably a combination of trying to waste time, and cuz I hang out at the water fountain a lot, also in attempt to waste time. Today, I've counted 5 visits already... geez, I feel like a girl going that often. Heh, anyone else notice they do this too?

 

[Gravity]

Forcing h2o during morning workouts plus coffee = hourly visits or so.

 

[tweakmm]

I bet the only reason why that happens is that you hang out at the water fountain so much. When you drink more water you have to piss more, it's as simple as that.

 

[rh71]

I work from home and go to the bathroom once in those "8 hours". :| I guess sitting here is just more comfortable and I'm too lazy to get up.

 

[zbalat]

Originally posted by: marquee
On a weekend, or a day I don't have to work, I probably go to the bathroom only a couple times a day.
But on weekdays while I'm at work, I've noticed I visit the mens room quite often... Probably a combination of trying to waste time, and cuz I hang out at the water fountain a lot, also in attempt to waste time. Today, I've counted 5 visits already... geez, I feel like a girl going that often. Heh, anyone else notice they do this too?

[weep]The sad state of America's work force.[/weep]

 

[gistech1978]

i go when i have to
if i have to go 5 times, i go 5 times
if i have to go once, i go once.
but i always bring reading material when i do.
so yeah, i tend to waste some time reading sporting news or the paper.

 

[Mr N8]

I don't waste my time at work, but I do drink about 60oz of water a day. So, yeah, naturally I use the bathroom a few times a day.

 

[LOLyourFace]

Originally posted by: marquee
On a weekend, or a day I don't have to work, I probably go to the bathroom only a couple times a day.
But on weekdays while I'm at work, I've noticed I visit the mens room quite often... Probably a combination of trying to waste time, and cuz I hang out at the water fountain a lot, also in attempt to waste time. Today, I've counted 5 visits already... geez, I feel like a girl going that often. Heh, anyone else notice they do this too?

er..

 

[Encryptic]

I drink water all day while at my desk. I'd say I average probably 5-7 bathroom breaks a day just because of that.

 

[Ketteringo]

You get paid to poop and pee, so why not do it?!

 

[fyleow]

Originally posted by: gistech1978
i go when i have to
if i have to go 5 times, i go 5 times
if i have to go once, i go once.
but i always bring reading material when i do.
so yeah, i tend to waste some time reading sporting news or the paper.

You bring reading material when you take a piss?

 

[tomwolfman]

reminds me of the gag about 2 guys in the gay bar toilet,this guy pulls out his weapon and it's got a nicotine patch on it ,the other guy says ,i thought they wuz supposed to be on you arm or somethin,no he says the're working"i'm down to two butts a day"

 

[Nitemare]

Originally posted by: fyleow

Originally posted by: gistech1978
i go when i have to
if i have to go 5 times, i go 5 times
if i have to go once, i go once.
but i always bring reading material when i do.
so yeah, i tend to waste some time reading sporting news or the paper.

You bring reading material when you take a piss?

Doesn't everyone?

 

[WyteWatt]

I never have to go to the bathroom in public places.

 

[PanzerIV]

I always feel for factory workers on the line who can't even go to the bathroom whenever they need to. Talk about humiliating.

 

[Mean MrMustard]

Originally posted by: tweakmm
I bet the only reason why that happens is that you hang out at the water fountain so much. When you drink more water you have to piss more, it's as simple as that.

How in the hell did you come up with that?

 

[Nitemare]

Originally posted by: PanzerIV
I always feel for factory workers on the line who can't even go to the bathroom whenever they need to. Talk about humiliating.

Just start urinating on the boss, he will normally let you go

 

[oboeguy]

Getting up off your arse once in hour is a good thing.

 

[JimmyEatWorld]

I heard you're supposed to drink one cup of water for every hour that you are awake

 

[tweakmm]

Originally posted by: ELP

Originally posted by: tweakmm
I bet the only reason why that happens is that you hang out at the water fountain so much. When you drink more water you have to piss more, it's as simple as that.

How in the hell did you come up with that?

It's crazy sh!t, I know.:Q

 

[Pepsei]

Your company needs to implement the sh!t token system to improve productivity.