Bauer vs. Bond vs. Bourne

[dleiss]

Chloe rules !!!

Did you see her last night? Emptied that clip one shot at a time, with a look that said "I told you I don't do field work"!

 

[ThePresence]

REPOST

 

[Kev]

Originally posted by: RaynorWolfcastle

Originally posted by: Kev

Originally posted by: Skoorb
Bourne, then bond, and bauer last. If you said bauer you're a damned moron and should be immediately banned.

Dude, he died and came back to life. He saved the country singlehandedly 3, going on 4 times. Bond is just some little taint who relies on his gizmos to do the work for him.

Bond gets all the chicks.
Bond drives the nicest cars.
Bond looks cool doing it.

We therefore conclude that it's more desirable to be Bond than to be Bauer or Bourne

Of course its more desirable to be Bond... because he lives a nice lifestyle, and is a bitch. I would want to be Bond, but if I was him, I would at least realize that either of those 2 guys would totally pwn my pretty boy ass.

This argument is fun.

 

[K1052]

Originally posted by: KeyserSoze

Originally posted by: Skoorb
Bourne, then bond, and bauer last. If you said bauer you're a damned moron and should be immediately banned.

Bourne is maybe the closest comparible. The fact that you said Bond would beat out the other two, is amazing.

When it comes down to saving the day, Bauer is the one you want in charge. He'll cut off heads, shoot legs, break fingers, etc. Bond, what's he going to do? That drunk will order a Martini.

"Shaken, not stirred." Screw you Bond.


KeyserSoze

Bond will then proceed to have sex with you wife, mistress, sister, and mom (possibly at the same time) all while saving the world from the villan of the week.

 

[KeyserSoze]

I figured it out.

See, people are choosing Bond, cuz he gets with the wimmins. You guys want to BE Bond. My question is, when it comes to a$$ kicking, who would you want to save the day.

Huh, huh?

So yeah, screw Bond. He's out of the picture.



KeyserSoze

 

[K1052]

Originally posted by: KeyserSoze
I figured it out.

See, people are choosing Bond, cuz he gets with the wimmins. You guys want to BE Bond. My question is, when it comes to a$$ kicking, who would you want to save the day.

Huh, huh?

So yeah, screw Bond. He's out of the picture.

KeyserSoze

No, the point is that Bond can kick ass and be a suave, sophisticated womanizer at the same time.

His multitasking skills > Bauer

 

[calyco]

Bauer cause hes mad raw, he'll do what it takes to get the job done. Also he uses weapons unlike Bond who plays with toys

 

[RedCOMET]

Bauer knows how to get the job done, period. i think it was 2nd season that bauer's heart stopped while he was being "interrogated", but when he recovered, he still kept on ticking to get the job done. D you think bond could do that?

 

[yllus]

Originally posted by: RedCOMET
Bauer knows how to get the job done, period. i think it was 2nd season that bauer's heart stopped while he was being "interrogated", but when he recovered, he still kept on ticking to get the job done. D you think bond could do that?

Bond spent ~12 months being tortured by the North Koreans, including being repeatedly stung by scorpions and given the antidote only to have it all happen again. He didn't break.

Bourne...I dunno why you people think he's so hot. I read The Bourne Identity. The dude got shot like eighteen times and spent half the movie recovering.

Bond > Bauer > Bourne

 

[Anubis]

Bond > Bourne > The Man who Knew To Little >>>>>> bauer

 

[NightTrain]

Keifer is still in the toilet even with all the pimping.

 

[ed21x]

Originally posted by: tami
BAUER and the rest is not even comparable!

EXACTLY

Bauer can take so much damage and still kick ass. Bourne comes in second. James bond is a pansy who relies on gadgets ands hiding to get him through. Bauer doesn't hide, he just stright up dishes out the pain!

 

[RedCOMET]

Originally posted by: yllus

Originally posted by: RedCOMET
Bauer knows how to get the job done, period. i think it was 2nd season that bauer's heart stopped while he was being "interrogated", but when he recovered, he still kept on ticking to get the job done. D you think bond could do that?

Bond spent ~12 months being tortured by the North Koreans, including being repeatedly stung by scorpions and given the antidote only to have it all happen again. He didn't break.

Bourne...I dunno why you people think he's so hot. I read The Bourne Identity. The dude got shot like eighteen times and spent half the movie recovering.

Bond > Bauer > Bourne

True, but that bond movie wasn't that great. I think goldeneye was one of the better brosnan bond films.

 

[Legendary]

Saving the world = Bond
Assassination/Kicking ass = Bourne

 

[xcript]

Originally posted by: Valhalla1

Number 6 > *

:thumbsup: I concur.

Be seeing you.

 

[UNCjigga]

McClane!

 

[computeerrgghh]

Bond drives Aston Martins.... No competition.

 

[RaDragon]

Bourne.

If you've read the Bourne Identity series, you'll vote for Bourne, too.

 

[GoingUp]

Quite possibly the toughest poll ever here on AT. Which bond though? Thats really key.

 

[erikistired]

if you're talking about the bourne in the novels and not the lighthearted movie version then bourne EASY. hell even the movie bourne would kick ass on those other guys.

 

[GoingUp]

imo bauer doenst even belong on the list.

btw are they fighting each other or whats the criteria? i think bourne would kick bonds ass, but bond had better gadgets and was a lot more suave.

depends on the situation.

gotta vote for connery though.

 

[AbAbber2k]

Tough call.

Bourne wins in ass-kicking/weapon handling.
Bond gets all the ladies (and has like a million STDs).

 

[KeyserSoze]

Originally posted by: Gobadgrs
imo bauer doenst even belong on the list.

btw are they fighting each other or whats the criteria? i think bourne would kick bonds ass, but bond had better gadgets and was a lot more suave.

depends on the situation.

gotta vote for connery though.

I'm just talking about saving the day, not fighting each other. I don't understand this Bond nonsense going on in this thread. I'll give Bourne props, cuz he's raw, he's ruthless, and he is a killer. But in the end, Bauer is a personal choice.

Bond is a choir boy compared to the other two.




KeyserSoze

 

[ribbon13]

The Boondock Twins > All the JBs

 

[datalink7]

Connery Bond > *

I don't even know who Bauer is...