Because it's Friday: Bad Fortune Cookie Quotes

[Scotteq]

Let's hear the worst thing you can think of to stuff into a fortune cookie.


"Feral Dogs will drag your rotting corpse through the streets"

and the obligatory:

"That wasn't really beef" D:

 

[gophins72]

"the last girl you slept with was really a guy"

 

[blackdogdeek]

"you are reading the contents of a fortune cookie"

 

[her209]

New Gingrich 2012

 

[ConwayJim]

"...this is the last thing you'll ever read!"

 

[tk149]

"Look out behind you!"

 

[yh125d]

"MSG'd!"

 

[gophins72]

New Gingrich 2012

heh, was thinking another take on this would be "vote reagan for president in 1980"

 

[blackdogdeek]

"help i am trapped in the sweatshop in the back of the restaurant"

 

[Exterous]

Two pack:
"The person next to you is a zombie. Kill it before it kills you"
"The person next to you thinks you are a zombie and will try to kill you"

 

[Exterous]

"It is 7 years bad luck to break a fortune cookie"

 

[Pardus]

here:

that wasn't chicken

 

[Scotteq]

"Meeeeow" D:

 

[Possessed Freak]

You will die alone.

 

[Triumph]

You're a limped dick pansy.

 

[Jeff7]

"'You will die alone and afraid, knowing not a single human being ever loved you, lucky numbers 3, 18, 80.' That's weird, I keep getting the same one."
- Dr. Forester

 

[SMOGZINN]

"Never gonna give you up, Never gonna let you down, Never gonna run around and desert you"

 

[thraashman]

You will find happiness on flag day.

 

[darkxshade]

once upon a time, I thought it was a novel idea if someone started making misfortune cookies that would read like these

 

[Zedtom]

Visit pet shop we own next door. Good luck come for you.

 

[zinfamous]

"Diarrhea will visit you shortly"

 

[zinfamous]

once upon a time, I thought it was a novel idea if someone started making misfortune cookies that would read like these

I still dream of that day.

I think you can actually order bags of misfortune cookies, from some of those kitschy gimmicky stores, but I don't think any restaurant would distribute them.

 

[Macamus Prime]

"Palin 2012"

 

[Scotteq]

"Never gonna give you up, Never gonna let you down, Never gonna run around and desert you"

Oh Man... Getting Rickrolled by a Furtune Cookie would be *brutal*.

 

[coldmeat]

"The Game"