Friends, the Lord has spoken to me. Yes, He has. He has shiiiiiiiiined his infinite wisdom on me and told me what has to be done.
Friends, Jesus wants you to send me fifty dollars. That's right, friends. The LORD wants you to send me fifty dollars.
Friends, for just fifty dollars, I can save your soul from the fires of hell that you have been feeding with yours sins and iniquities.
The Lord has also asked me to pass on to you that for a small addtional fee of $25 more, I can save you and your whole family...pets too. You would not want to pass thru the White Pearly Gates without your loyal pets, would you?
The LORD wants you, your family and your pets to be with Him on Judgement Day. Please, friends, send you $50 or $75 now...Satan may try to get in your way, but the Lord tells me that you are stronger than that!