Bee stuck in my office. is jumping out the window the only answer?

[Ns1]

Well that was stupid. mother fucker landed on a horizontal surface, and instead of killing it with fire, I tried to take a picture of it next to a pen for scale.


I blame CraKaJaX.

 

[RPD]

That's no fucking bee.

RIP OP.

 

[Ns1]

apparently it's a mud dauber

 

[Red Squirrel]

Woah that thing is messed, even has a remotely operated stinger. Wonder if the tether can extend more as required. It almost looks like some kind of NSA spy robot more than something found in nature. Kill it with a small EMP, it's the only way to be sure.

 

[darkswordsman17]

Hotbox it, get it high and it'll just chillll

 

[CraKaJaX]

Well that was stupid. mother fucker landed on a horizontal surface, and instead of killing it with fire, I tried to take a picture of it next to a pen for scale.


I blame CraKaJaX.

You're saying this is the first time in 24 hours the fucking thing landed on a horizontal surface? I hope it takes your arm off. I'll take the blame.

Still waiting for scaled pic.....

 

[Ns1]

You're saying this is the first time in 24 hours the fucking thing landed on a horizontal surface? I hope it takes your arm off. I'll take the blame.

For the hours that I have been here, yes.

It may be getting tired due to lack of food/water sources.

to make matters worse...THE FUCKING PIC WAS BLURRY.

 

[TallBill]

Sitting fire to the building is another choice.

 

[CraKaJaX]

For the hours that I have been here, yes.

It may be getting tired due to lack of food/water sources.

to make matters worse...THE FUCKING PIC WAS BLURRY.

Alright, fine. But I still think you missed something. Here, let me help....

Still waiting for scaled pic.....

I'm starting to think you're trying to back out of this because once a scaled pic is posted, we will see that it is a mere 1/4" long and everyone will be like

 

[WaTaGuMp]

For the hours that I have been here, yes.

It may be getting tired due to lack of food/water sources.

to make matters worse...THE FUCKING PIC WAS BLURRY.

Put some water down for it with a drop of Raid in it, buh bye bug.

 

[Ns1]

I'm starting to think you're trying to back out of this because once a scaled pic is posted, we will see that it is a mere 1/4" long and everyone will be like

 

[CraKaJaX]

 

[Ns1]

IT'S NOT TERRORIZING YOU. YOU DON'T EVEN KNOW BRO. YOU DON'T EVEN KNOW.




caps.

 

[WaTaGuMp]

You could have killed it with the ruler you pansy ass. Show it your wiener, it will die from laughter.

 

[Ns1]

You could have killed it with the ruler you pansy ass. Show it your wiener, it will die from laughter.

ok, I lol'd


Based on my readings, since this is a non-aggressive wasp I may actually try to just coexist with it and have it prey on the spiders in the office.

 

[WaTaGuMp]

ok, I lol'd


Based on my readings, since this is a non-aggressive wasp I may actually try to just coexist with it and have it prey on the spiders in the office.

Honestly, the spiders would most likely win.