Bee stuck in my office. is jumping out the window the only answer?

[Ns1]

I'm on the 5th floor in the middle of a fucking giant office building, and here is a fucking bee in my fucking office, raising my anxiety to unheard of levels. I mean at best, it escapes my office and enters genpop, where it will terrorize the rest of the floor.

I can't kill it with fire. Building maintenance aint going to do shit but laugh.

I could go buy RAID and try to get first strike on this mofo, but if he is able to resist my first strike and counterattack I'm fucked.

help me ATOT - he's guarding the window so I'm not even sure I can safely jump out of it.

There is a chance it's actually a small wasp and not a bee. I haven't gotten close enough to find out for sure.

 

[MongGrel]

It's ok, everyone can laugh too

A magazine and a flick of the wrist works.

 

[lxskllr]

I always ask myself WWKD? In this case, you should eat it.

 

[Ns1]

It's ok, everyone can laugh too

A magazine and a flick of the wrist works.

I'm a fucking accountant, not Leonidas - all that's going to do is anger the bee and ensure I get stung in the face.

Where's Ned? Is he available for a job?

 

[renz20003]

I'm a fucking accountant, not Leonidas - all that's going to do is anger the bee and ensure I get stung in the face.

Where's Ned? Is he available for a job?

If you have access to dish soap and a spray bottle you have all the tools you need. Mix it up thick, just enough water to get it out the spray bottle. It kills them fast.

 

[Ns1]

If you have access to dish soap and a spray bottle you have all the tools you need. Mix it up thick, just enough water to get it out the spray bottle. It kills them fast.

TIL

Most insects breathe through spiracles, small holes in their exoskeleton. When you put water on an insect, the surface tension prevents the water from entering the spiracle, so the insect can survive until the water is knocked off. Putting soap in the water lowers the surface tension enough for the water to enter the spiracles, effectively

next up:

 

[nakedfrog]

Work from home the rest of the day?


Also...

 

[Ns1]

Also...

I'm pretty sure I was a pussy well before Chipotle.

 

[nakedfrog]

I'm pretty sure I was a pussy well before Chipotle.

Oh. Then I withdraw my smear on your character.

 

[pcgeek11]

Pull up your skirt and stand on your desk.

 

[nakedfrog]

Pull up your skirt and stand on your desk.

How do you know it's a boy bee?

 

[BarkingGhostar]

Until the toilet room door starts to creek open from a wasp walking underneath it and dragging it along like a fucking stinging tank then you have nothing to worry about.

My home has five toilets in it and it finds me in the one I'm in and since the door is almost closed it decides it can muscle the door to get at me.

Epipen, my precious.

 

[renz20003]

I learned that from an old man while dealing with this.

 

[Ns1]

it is hiding in the corner. waiting. watching.

 

[BurnItDwn]

I used to make fun of people who feared bees until I saw this stand up comic guy on Netflix who more or less did an awesome routine about his fear of bees.

Im sorry you are being terrorized by a bee. I hope you do not get stung.

 

[Mayne]

rest in peace dude.

 

[Red Squirrel]

A bee? I would not worry too much, try to lead it outside. I'm actually surprised when I see a bee now, it's crazy how rare they are.

It's actually crossed my mind to start a hive, would be kind of fun, and a nice feeling to sorta contribute to trying to help the population. I don't think neighbours would appreciate that though.

 

[Ns1]

try to lead it outside.

I'm on the 5th floor in the middle of a fucking giant office building

I would have to lead him out my office, down the hall, into the elevator, into the lobby, and then out the lobby. Which begs the question, htf did he get in here?

 

[CraKaJaX]

Coming from a Dude who eats bull dick, I'm going to go out on a limb and say kill it and eat it.

 

[Cuular]

I would have to lead him out my office, down the hall, into the elevator, into the lobby, and then out the lobby. Which begs the question, htf did he get in here?

Beehive hair do making a comeback?

 

[MongGrel]

My step sister has gotten into it recently, I guess she has about 6 hives going.

 

[Ns1]

He's still there - watching me type this reply. I don't know what his end game is other than suicide via starvation.

 

[CraKaJaX]

I need a scale in that pic. Looks like a God damn pterodactyl from here...

 

[Krazy4Real]

throw a pokeball at it

 

[Red Squirrel]

That's a weird looking bee, it might be something more along the lines of a hornet or wasp or something, aka something you could kill without feeling bad.