Originally posted by: NSFW
Originally posted by: RKS
There are very few things in life worse than shitty neighbors. Before they moved, my wife saw our neighbor pissing of his back deck (8-10 feet high) while she was cutting the grass.
Not everyone can afford fancy sprinklers
Originally posted by: torpid
No heat? Was the house built in the 1700's?
Originally posted by: zinfamous
next time use concrete posts buried in concrete slabs. They won't be pulling those up.
also, need more shotgun next time you tell them to "git off yer lawn."
And practice the Eastwood squint for when you cock the shotgun and deliver your line. Guaranteed success.
Originally posted by: NoCreativity
Originally posted by: zinfamous
next time use concrete posts buried in concrete slabs. They won't be pulling those up.
also, need more shotgun next time you tell them to "git off yer lawn."
And practice the Eastwood squint for when you cock the shotgun and deliver your line. Guaranteed success.
Don't forget to do it in your tighty whiteys, wife beater and black socks to the knee.
Originally posted by: brunell8
Originally posted by: waggy
ok over winter school break my wife's little sister (16) came to stay with us for the vacation (the house they have in Kentucky does not have heat and is in the middle of nowhere).
we were fine with that. but we were going to go down to Mariam il to see my father. so she was sopposed to go down with us (2 hours from her parents). well her friends decided to throw her a party the night we were leaving. she said she would take a bus down instead (at 45 bucks) if it was ok with us and her mother. i didnt care and it was ok with her mom.
well while down at my parents she decided she was NOT comeing back. ohh man that set off a shit storm.
we get back and she decides she wants to live with us. wich is fine we been trying to figure out a way to get her. we notify there mom and finally she agrees to give us 60 day gaurdianship. since we can't get her in school without it.
she has NOTHING here. just a few sets of clothes. so now we have to get her a bed, clothes etc. her mom won't let us go get them (not to mention its a 12 hour drive). plus we have to get a lawyer..sigh guess i won't be getting any new games, toys or fix up the basement =(
then to top it off we been having issues with the neighbors. they been driving on my property (my property buts up 2ft from the driveway). i have asked them to stop and they just called me a bunch of names. so we called the cop. the cop claims they had a paper that says there property was up against a tree 10 ft in my yard (not a survey but something that had the dimensions of the house on it). so the cop didnt do anything about it.
well we had a survey crew come out and do it (great another $800). the neighbors were yelling at the crew to get off the lawn. they just laughed and steped over and said ok. but it was to cold to put anything in the ground to mark it.
well they were out the other day. i go out this morning and guess what? they had pulled up all the steaks and threw them on my yard.
sigh such fun times. i think im going to run away to mexico.
They threw meat on your lawn?
Originally posted by: zinfamous
Originally posted by: NSFW
Originally posted by: RKS
There are very few things in life worse than shitty neighbors. Before they moved, my wife saw our neighbor pissing of his back deck (8-10 feet high) while she was cutting the grass.
Not everyone can afford fancy sprinklers
hell, what's so bad about pissing outside? It's one of the joys of life!
of course, all of this depends on where and when you choose to do it
Originally posted by: zinfamous
Originally posted by: NoCreativity
Originally posted by: zinfamous
next time use concrete posts buried in concrete slabs. They won't be pulling those up.
also, need more shotgun next time you tell them to "git off yer lawn."
And practice the Eastwood squint for when you cock the shotgun and deliver your line. Guaranteed success.
Don't forget to do it in your tighty whiteys, wife beater and black socks to the knee.
I think red Union Suit with unbuttoned trapdoor (exposed ass, of course) would be even more terrifying.
How about a hobo hat with the lid torn off?
Originally posted by: shocksyde
I call for a crudley-drawn MS Paint representation.
Originally posted by: waggy
ok over winter school break my wife's little sister (16) came to stay with us for the vacation (the house they have in Kentucky does not have heat and is in the middle of nowhere).
we were fine with that. but we were going to go down to Mariam il to see my father. so she was sopposed to go down with us (2 hours from her parents). well her friends decided to throw her a party the night we were leaving. she said she would take a bus down instead (at 45 bucks) if it was ok with us and her mother. i didnt care and it was ok with her mom.
well while down at my parents she decided she was NOT comeing back. ohh man that set off a shit storm.
we get back and she decides she wants to live with us. wich is fine we been trying to figure out a way to get her. we notify there mom and finally she agrees to give us 60 day gaurdianship. since we can't get her in school without it.
she has NOTHING here. just a few sets of clothes. so now we have to get her a bed, clothes etc. her mom won't let us go get them (not to mention its a 12 hour drive). plus we have to get a lawyer..sigh guess i won't be getting any new games, toys or fix up the basement =(
then to top it off we been having issues with the neighbors. they been driving on my property (my property buts up 2ft from the driveway). i have asked them to stop and they just called me a bunch of names. so we called the cop. the cop claims they had a paper that says there property was up against a tree 10 ft in my yard (not a survey but something that had the dimensions of the house on it). so the cop didnt do anything about it.
well we had a survey crew come out and do it (great another $800). the neighbors were yelling at the crew to get off the lawn. they just laughed and steped over and said ok. but it was to cold to put anything in the ground to mark it.
well they were out the other day. i go out this morning and guess what? they had pulled up all the steaks and threw them on my yard.
sigh such fun times. i think im going to run away to mexico.
Originally posted by: waggy
ok over winter school break my wife's little sister (16) came to stay with us for the vacation (the house they have in Kentucky does not have heat and is in the middle of nowhere).
we were fine with that. but we were going to go down to Mariam il to see my father. so she was sopposed to go down with us (2 hours from her parents). well her friends decided to throw her a party the night we were leaving. she said she would take a bus down instead (at 45 bucks) if it was ok with us and her mother. i didnt care and it was ok with her mom.
well while down at my parents she decided she was NOT comeing back. ohh man that set off a shit storm.
we get back and she decides she wants to live with us. wich is fine we been trying to figure out a way to get her. we notify there mom and finally she agrees to give us 60 day gaurdianship. since we can't get her in school without it.
she has NOTHING here. just a few sets of clothes. so now we have to get her a bed, clothes etc. her mom won't let us go get them (not to mention its a 12 hour drive). plus we have to get a lawyer..sigh guess i won't be getting any new games, toys or fix up the basement =(
then to top it off we been having issues with the neighbors. they been driving on my property (my property buts up 2ft from the driveway). i have asked them to stop and they just called me a bunch of names. so we called the cop. the cop claims they had a paper that says there property was up against a tree 10 ft in my yard (not a survey but something that had the dimensions of the house on it). so the cop didnt do anything about it.
well we had a survey crew come out and do it (great another $800). the neighbors were yelling at the crew to get off the lawn. they just laughed and steped over and said ok. but it was to cold to put anything in the ground to mark it.
well they were out the other day. i go out this morning and guess what? they had pulled up all the steaks and threw them on my yard.
sigh such fun times. i think im going to run away to mexico.
Originally posted by: vshah
Originally posted by: shocksyde
I call for a crudley-drawn MS Paint representation.
i have been campaigning for this to be a standard accompaniment to such posts. :thumbsup:
Originally posted by: waggy
Originally posted by: vshah
Originally posted by: shocksyde
I call for a crudley-drawn MS Paint representation.
i have been campaigning for this to be a standard accompaniment to such posts. :thumbsup:
fine.
house!
evil neighbor~!
Originally posted by: K1052
Originally posted by: Number1
It's time to set their car on fire.