Beer vs Sex

[LtPage1]

sex, while watching star wars and drinking beer.

 

[Last Rezort]

Originally posted by: LtPage1
sex, while watching star wars and drinking beer.

You are a god among men.

 

[compudog]

Originally posted by: LtPage1
sex, while watching star wars and drinking beer.

QFT

 

[shimsham]

a male faking an orgasm is impossible. unless theres something i missed.

 

[aniepras]

Originally posted by: shimsham
a male faking an orgasm is impossible. unless theres something i missed.

there is something u missed possibly a penis

 

[QuitBanningMe]

Originally posted by: aniepras

Originally posted by: Last Rezort
im going to sit it the back row so i can masterbate to darth vader

is it the helmet, voice or weird breathing sound that gets you going

Probably helmet. He looks like a big dick. Having said that I think it is safe to assume Last Rezort likes the big black cock.

 

[meltdown75]

beer...sex...

can't... choose... experiencing... mental breakdown... AGHHHHHHHHH

don't ever ask questions like these dammit!

 

[shimsham]

Originally posted by: aniepras

Originally posted by: shimsham
a male faking an orgasm is impossible. unless theres something i missed.

there is something u missed possibly a penis

hold on.....

nope. all still there. wifey confirms....and confirms some more.....and some more.....



whats that honey? swallow, i cant understand a word youre saying.

 

[aniepras]

Originally posted by: shimsham

Originally posted by: aniepras

Originally posted by: shimsham
a male faking an orgasm is impossible. unless theres something i missed.

there is something u missed possibly a penis

hold on.....

nope. all still there. wifey confirms....and confirms some more.....and some more.....



whats that honey? swallow, i cant understand a word youre saying.

I'm going to tell her you said that

 

[Jumpem]

Beer is < everything. I'd rather have a glass of orange juice.

 

[meltdown75]

Originally posted by: Jumpem
Beer is < everything. I'd rather have a glass of orange juice.

ban

 

Originally posted by: Jumpem
Beer is < everything. I'd rather have a glass of orange juice.

Do you use tampax with the plastic tip?

 

[shimsham]

Originally posted by: aniepras

Originally posted by: shimsham

Originally posted by: aniepras

Originally posted by: shimsham
a male faking an orgasm is impossible. unless theres something i missed.

there is something u missed possibly a penis

hold on.....

nope. all still there. wifey confirms....and confirms some more.....and some more.....



whats that honey? swallow, i cant understand a word youre saying.

I'm going to tell her you said that

just wait until after you leave the money on the dresser.

trust me....

 

[aniepras]

Originally posted by: SampSon

Originally posted by: Jumpem
Beer is < everything. I'd rather have a glass of orange juice.

Do you use tampax with the plastic tip?

Is that a bad thing? Fill us men in and use as much detail as necessary.

 

[Last Rezort]

Originally posted by: QuitBanningMe

Originally posted by: aniepras

Originally posted by: Last Rezort
im going to sit it the back row so i can masterbate to darth vader

is it the helmet, voice or weird breathing sound that gets you going

Probably helmet. He looks like a big dick. Having said that I think it is safe to assume Last Rezort likes the big black cock.

ummmmm............

wow that got misconstrewed

 

[xirtam]

Originally posted by: Last Rezort

Originally posted by: QuitBanningMe

Originally posted by: aniepras

Originally posted by: Last Rezort
im going to sit it the back row so i can masterbate to darth vader

is it the helmet, voice or weird breathing sound that gets you going

Probably helmet. He looks like a big dick. Having said that I think it is safe to assume Last Rezort likes the big black cock.

ummmmm............

wow that got misconstrewed

Don't worry. You can clear it all up by banging a stormtrooper.

 

[oogabooga]

:Q *quietly steps outa this thread*

 

[HomeBrewerDude]

Wheres the BEX option?

 

[sandorski]

Originally posted by: meltdown75
beer...sex...

can't... choose... experiencing... mental breakdown... AGHHHHHHHHH

don't ever ask questions like these dammit!

QFT

 

[Gibson486]

Originally posted by: NFS4

Originally posted by: Last Rezort
i dont love nat portman

Well you can kiss my ass

is that an invitation?

 

[lokiju]

Sex
Yes, I was really tired

 

[Slickone]

I like to have sex while drinking beer and watching Star Wars movies.


If you're a guy and can fake an orgasm, you're SO must not pay attention during the act.

 

[BMdoobieW]

Originally posted by: BW86
Sex
No

 

[RobCur]

WHAT IS LOVE? LA LA LA... WHAT IS LOVE???

sING IT mY mAN!!!

 

[grabadude]

No sex or beer over here