Being fat is a blessing

[Mr Pickles]

Originally posted by: kalrith

Originally posted by: MrLee
Being fat is not a blessing. Discuss...

You get worse gas mileage (especially if you have to buy a larger vehicle to fit in) and spend more on food (and spend more on gas for the more-frequent trips to grocery stores and restaurants). Life and health insurance are also more expensive, not to mention all the health problems (and costs) that can come about because of obesity.

And no one likes you. You forgot And no one likes you.

 

[Inspector Jihad]

Originally posted by: villageidiot111
I saw a fat guy once.

tell me more...

 

[spamsk8r]

Originally posted by: Leros

Originally posted by: Spartan Niner

Originally posted by: villageidiot111
You don't get cold as fast when you're fat.

But you sweat like the frackin' pig you are if it's hot.

Its always the fat woman in the office that won't let people turn on the heat in the winter. Although, the skinny woman won't let you ever run the AC in the summer.

This is why women in the workplace = fail.

 

[hanoverphist]

Originally posted by: villageidiot111
I saw a fat guy once.

stop looking at me!


:frown:

 

[Perknose]

Originally posted by: ShotgunSteven
In some cultures, being heavier than the rest of the populace is a sign that one is prosperous.

Which is why, even to this day, Bollywood actresses tend to be slightly on the ample side, and NEVER skinny.

 

[namelessentity]

There's a difference between a little chub on you, and like 3 layers of fat on you.

Also, unless you live in Ethiopia being fat doesn't = prosperous. Ever notice poor people are the fat ones? It's because mom works at KFC as a manager and brings it home every night because it saves her some money.

 

[cherrytwist]

Fat people are harder to kidnap.

 

[kalrith]

Originally posted by: cherrytwist
Fat people are harder to kidnap.

qft