- Sep 30, 2006
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Last Monday I entered my building's lobby without wearing a face-mask. A staffer yelled at me to put one on. I said, "Call a cop, if you don't like it."
He did.
When the police arrived the told me to put on a mask. I said no. So, one cop said, "then we're taking you to jail.
"That's greet! I turn 78 in a few days and in those 78 years, I have never been in jail. Not even an inkling. So, this will be a new experience for me, and when I get there they will find I have been arrested under the wrong ordinance, and I will get a little money for my inconvenience. Win-win for me."
They left, saying they would talk to their boss, and if it was ok with him, they would be back to take me to jail. They never came back; in fact, their boss called my landlord and told him to never call them again about face-masks.
He did.
When the police arrived the told me to put on a mask. I said no. So, one cop said, "then we're taking you to jail.
"That's greet! I turn 78 in a few days and in those 78 years, I have never been in jail. Not even an inkling. So, this will be a new experience for me, and when I get there they will find I have been arrested under the wrong ordinance, and I will get a little money for my inconvenience. Win-win for me."
They left, saying they would talk to their boss, and if it was ok with him, they would be back to take me to jail. They never came back; in fact, their boss called my landlord and told him to never call them again about face-masks.
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