Best AIM Away message?

[Vadatajs]

Originally posted by: TheEvil1
My personal Faves:



life is the crummiest book I ever read,
there isn't a hook, just a lot of cheap shots,
pictures to shock and characters an amateur would never dream up - mine again

no it's not, that's Stranger than Fiction, by Bad Religion.

Plagarist




Anyway, none of my friends have anything Interesting. My current one is: I'm probably here, but I don't care what you have to say.


EDIT: Now I have "leading the bits in a revolt against their ruthless kibble overlords."

 

[markjrubin]

Originally posted by: KingNothing
Deity (the dogs bollocks)

<-- still wondering WTH "the dogs bollocks" means...

The dogs bollocks means, cool, the best, the sh*t, etc.

It also goes by the mutt's nuts.

Mark

 

[guyver01]

mine currently says:

"Violence solves everything. If it doesn't look like it's solving the problem, you're not using enough of it."

i know i stole it from here...

 

[rh71]

1) I'm not here right now. I'll be here when I get back.

2) I'm at work giving 100%:
Monday: 19%
Tuesday: 22%
Wednesday: 23%
Thursday: 20%
Friday: 16%

 

[Beattie]

"man.... this better be about fellatio"

 

[nativesunshine]

Ooh..I have one.

"I want my babee back, babee back....oh wait...I AM back." <--- I put this on usually when I just get back from being out but don't feel like being on the computer. This is cute b/c my other name is Juleebabee...and everyone kinda knows me as "babee". Heehee.

 

[slikmunks]

*I DON'T WANT TO F*CKING TALK TO YOU* hahaha, that one was funny to me... hehehe

 

[Kev]

The one I use when I just want to ignore everyone:

"I am away from your computer right now."

The rest:

"If you're reading this, it's already too late."

"I'm sleeping. What the hell else would I be doing at exactly %t on %d??"

"I am either sleeping or in class. So I guess that means I'm sleeping."

 

[UNCjigga]

One time in college I was feeling really mean so I put the following in a girl's away message:

"Uh goh a dih innma mouf"

 

[Kev]

Originally posted by: uncJIGGA
One time in college I was feeling really mean so I put the following in a girl's away message:

"Uh goh a dih innma mouf"

If you were as mean as me you'd put it in her profile.

 

[blahblah99]

If you think your life sucks, think of life as an egg:

1) You get laid only once.
2) You get eaten only once.
3) It takes you 4 minutes to get hard.
4) And 2 minutes to get soft.
5) You share your box with 11 other guys.

and finally...

6) The only chick that sat on your face was your mom!

 

[Zenmervolt]

Originally posted by: KingNothing
Deity (the dogs bollocks)

<-- still wondering WTH "the dogs bollocks" means...

Here's what "bollocks" means.

ZV

 

[dman]

Originally posted by: TheEvil1


If you take the graph of 1/x and revolve it around the x axis, the solid that it makes with a base at any X>1 and the tip extending into infinity has a finite volume and an infinite surface area. You could fill it with water but never paint it.

well then, you could just fill it w/ paint.

 

[Bullhonkie]

The three that I use consist of a variation of the default game message, an 'out' message, and a sleep message.

"F*ck off. I'm not available right now because I'm playing a computer game of some sort that apparently takes up my entire screen according to this piece of steaming sh*t IM client. Thank you for your understanding and have a nice day. "

"I'm out like a fat b*tch in dodgeball."

"SLEEP" (in the largest font possible, and bolded)

 

[Darein]

Out Killin Kittens

 

[BD2003]

I remember that funny ass IRC famous quotes page. Lost the link. Anyone have?

 

[Spikey217]

Originally posted by: BD2003
I remember that funny ass IRC famous quotes page. Lost the link. Anyone have?

bash.org

 

[Kev]

I am currently playing a game that only takes up 1/4 of the screen. I just don't want to talk to you.

 

[SOSTrooper]

"Committing suicide, BRB."

 

[Bignate603]

And now for my more random ones...

01001001011001100010000001111001011011110111010100100000011000110110000101101110001000000111001001100101011000010110010000100000011101000
11010000110100101110011001000000111100101101111011101010010000001101000011000010111011001100101001000000101011101000001010110010010000001
11010001101111001000000110110101110101011000110110100000100000011101000110100101101101011001010010000001101111011011100010000001111001011
01111011101010111001000100000011010000110000101101110011001000111001100101110



What I learned in calc today:
( X ) + - 6 = 0
= 2 or -3, but since can't be negative must equal 2


Prayer of a college student:

As I lay me down to sleep,
I pray my sanity I'll keep
And if I do fail to get some rest
Please, oh please help me pass this test



I'm cram... uh, studying, yeah, that's it... studying...




v. dream, dreamed, or dreamt (drmt) dream·ing, dreams
v. intr.

1. To experience a dream in sleep: dreamed of meeting an old friend.
2. To daydream.
3.To have a deep aspiration: dreaming of a world at peace.
4. To regard something as feasible or practical: I wouldn't dream of trick skiing on icy slopes.

I'm doing one of the 4, don't interupt



(this following one was left over from hurricane Isadore)

Since when did the meaning of the name Isadore switch from slightly odd girl's name to hot angry death from the sky? Was there a memo? I think I missed it...



I let my mind wander and it didn't come back.



If a 1kg Physics text book is hurled by a disgruntled college student from his second floor balcony at a height of 10 meters when released from his hands,
at a velocity of 15 m/s and 45 degrees above parallel with the ground...
a) How far does the book travel?
b) What is it's maximum velocity?
c) How much stress is relieved?

Extra Credit: How would a,b and c change if the book were set on fire first?



Today's international pirate day. Reach out gyar somebody.



That's all my funny ones...

 

[mchammer187]

%n:I am gay

 

[Siva]

its a nap!

 

[Mookow]

%n, "I hope he grins like Jack Nicholson,
And forces you to play a game called Balls On Chin,
And whatever happens next is all a blur,
But you remember 'fist' can be a verb"
-Excerpt from "I Hope You Die" by the Bloodhound Gang

My "I'm pissed off" away message

 

[XZeroII]

%t: %n attempted to hack this computer. Your IP is being forwarded to the FBI for further study.

 

[XZeroII]

I'm synergizing my diversity to accomplish a more "out-of-the-box" paridigm.