Best AIM Away message?

[anxi80]

• does a bear s%$# in the woods?

• if you are the credit card company, i already sent the money.
  if you are one of my friends, you owe me money.
  if you are a girl, don't worry, I have plenty of money.

• i used to hate it when my aunts and grandma used to come up to me at weddings and pinch my cheeks and say "your next, your next!" well, they stopped doing that when i started saying the same thing to them at funerals.

• you have reached the reverend anxi80 confession hotline. please leave your sin, and i'll get back to you with a penance. remember that a confession doesn't count unless it's a vivid, detailed, blow-by-blow description of the sin. thank you.

• im out like muhammad ali in a game of jenga.

 

[Kev]

im out like muhammad ali in a game of jenga.

LOL, that's brutal. I'm gonna have to steal that.

 

[anxi80]

Originally posted by: maladroit

im out like muhammad ali in a game of jenga.

LOL, that's brutal. I'm gonna have to steal that.

lol, thats my favorite one. a lot of people dont get it though. go figure.

 

[schizoid]

some of mine:

"I like to eat poo"

"thimk"

"YRXBLA"

"I am the 6th member of New Edition"

"Lord Kruge rules"

 

[Mookow]

Originally posted by: anxi80

Originally posted by: maladroit

im out like muhammad ali in a game of jenga.

LOL, that's brutal. I'm gonna have to steal that.

lol, thats my favorite one. a lot of people dont get it though. go figure.

You could try using "Ozzy" instead of Ali...

 

[QueHuong]

"Taking a shower"


"My computer is away from me right now."

 

[Imported]

I get mine from blather usually..

Class
. : in an institution that subjects poor, innocent, naive children to unknown brainwashings and conditioning

Sleep
. : in the state where nature, seeing the potential for a punchline, gives me eight hours of relaxation every day and then makes me unconscious for the duration

 

[edjam]

Originally posted by: KingNothing
Deity (the dogs bollocks)

<-- still wondering WTH "the dogs bollocks" means...

In the Uk it means something is great. Much like 'the mutts nuts'

 

[sparkyclarky]

Funniest one I've ever seen is from a buddy of mine, and it fits him perfectly...

"Slowly dying"

 

[mchammer187]

my favorite at the moment

"taking a ride on the bangbus"

 

[DanJ]

off topic but got the link via this thread...bash.org is quite hilarious...

 

[Anubis]

my current one

"Happy unimaginative, Consumerist-oriented and entirely arbitrary, manipulative & shallow interpretation of romance day"

 

[JetBlack69]

Mine:

"If I were a swan, I'd be gone,
If I were a train, I'd be late,
If I were a good man, I'd talk to you more often than I do." - Pink Floyd

 

[gwlam12]

Originally posted by: Jellomancer
"if you were homework i'd be doing you on the desk"

i once saw someone's that said "if you were homework then you'd be hard and i'd be doing you on my desk"

 

[LinuxIdiot]

Bump cuz i wanna read some more away msgs hehehe

 

[JoPh]

DINNER!


only they put it up at 7am in the morning.

 

[fatalbert]

Ut&uacute;lie'n aur&euml;! Aiya Eldali&euml; ar Atanat&aacute;ri, ut&uacute;lie'n aur&euml;!


I use this one a lot

 

[rudeguy]

during the winter mine wass:
Its gettin cold in here...so put on all your clothes..it is gettin so cold...I'm gonna put my clothes on

 

[brentman]

"Say goodnight to the bad guy!"

 

[bolsen]

Originally posted by: mchammer187
my favorite at the moment

"taking a ride on the bangbus"

LOL

How about "giving a ride on the bang bus?"

 

[brentman]

I had this for a while:
"And shepherds we shall be, for thee my lord for thee. Power hath decended forth from thy hand so our feet may swiftly carry out thy command. And we shall flow a river forth to thee and teeming with souls shall it ever be. E Nomini Patri, E fili, E Spiritu Sancti."

 

[Turin39789]

lemme go through everyone on my list right now who has a decent one

"Default Away Message"

"raiders of the lost ark was the only star wars i ever saw."

gah my friends are pathetic today

 

[WinkOsmosis]

Right now I have...
If you were nothing, I'd be doing you for the next few hours.

 

[JoPh]

here is a pretty good one that my friend has up


"Greg + Goat = Ugliest Goat Ever"


and here is an ultra long one...

"As the war in Iraq looks to come to a close any day President Bush had this to say, "We want to liberate Iraq and help them, we want them to continue their lives without a tyranical leader." The Bush administration has made much progress as the B-52 bombers dropped McDonalds Hamburgers and Pepsi products to the very starved Iraqi people. "We are making great progress, we have just crossed the desert and we are only 50miles from Paramount's Baghdad. Within the next couple days we should reach the construction zone of Sea World Iraq and its only a matter of time. Our only problem is that we still fear the problem of Hussein using Chemical Weapons and Landmines powered by Intel. I hope this war comes to a quick end and id like to invite you all to watch the first game next year of the Baghdad Bombers of the NFL"

oh and heres a girls away message

"just call me boobs"

 

[jonmullen]

Originally posted by: WinkOsmosis
"if you were homework i'd be doing you on the desk"

lol, I am going to have to use that some time