Best AIM Away message?

[AdamSnow]

www.aimaway.com

 

[Led Zeppelin]

Originally posted by: AdamSnow
www.aimaway.com

Holy pop-up ads Batman. :Q

 

[CarpeDeo]

"The computer is away from me right now"

 

[QueHuong]

British and American coalition forces are using depleted uranium shells in the war against Iraq and deliberately flouting a United Nations resolution which classifies the munitions as illegal weapons of mass destruction.

DU has been blamed for the effects of Gulf war syndrome, for the incidence of cancer in Iraq, which appears to have increased between seven and 10 times, and for deformities increasing between four and six times

Only one in 50 million births should be anophthalmic, (born without eyes) yet one Baghdad hospital had eight cases in just two years. Seven of the fathers had been exposed to American DU anti-tank rounds in 1991.

A study of Gulf war veterans showed that 67% had children with severe illnesses, missing eyes, blood infections, respiratory problems and fused fingers.


Betcha didn't realize that, did you?
*Salutes the Flag*

So that Dell guy got arrested for doing pot. Whoever said marijuana is a Gateway drug?

Both of those are from my friend. They aren't technically away message, but they're interesting.

 

[joeryu]

Originally posted by: CarpeDeo
"The computer is away from me right now"

haha i like that one....


"Away, but call me if u need deez nuts"

 

[Joony]

"..."

 

[XZeroII]

Programming Tip #1: In order to get access to another object's private parts, we declare them our friend.

 

[her209]

Believe it or not, I'm not home.
:
:
I'm not home.

- GLC

 

[WinkOsmosis]

Last night I had "If you were the girl of my dreams, I'd be doing you." I like coming up with variations of that one.

 

[Sachmho]

life is the crummiest book I ever read,

etc....
dude, evil1, this isn't yours, its from bad religion... don't be an idea thief

 

[Gatsby]

$10 an hour for Head TAing Computer Literacy
$710 a month for rent
$300 a semester for books
#120,000 for a Degre$

For somethings there Hopkins..
For everything else, theres a swift kick in the $^*.

 

[thirtythree]

Mine is "AFK .. talk to you later." Maybe not the best away message but it works ..

 

[pray4mojo]

Originally posted by: LedZeppelin

Originally posted by: AdamSnow
www.aimaway.com

Holy pop-up ads Batman. :Q

What popups??
*praises Mozilla*

 

[DumbGuy]

Originally posted by: TheEvil1
My personal Faves:

Alcohol is the anesthesia by which we endure the operation of life - Mine

we are messengers of memory, just whispers in time - mine

life is the crummiest book I ever read,
there isn't a hook, just a lot of cheap shots,
pictures to shock and characters an amateur would never dream up - mine again

If your last name were Versmells, would you ever name your child Herbie - n0sec0ndBanaNa

Life is the crummiest book... etc. yours? are you sure buddy?
I'm sure I heard that in a song: Bad Religion - Stranger than Fiction

LIAR !!!!!!

 

[thirtythree]

Originally posted by: DumbGuy
Life is the crummiest book... etc. yours? are you sure buddy?
I'm sure I heard that in a song: Bad Religion - Stranger than Fiction

LIAR !!!!!!

Maybe he was just saying he uses them .. not that he made them up. The second one is from a BR song as well.

 

[DumbGuy]

Originally posted by: Deslocke

Originally posted by: DumbGuy
Life is the crummiest book... etc. yours? are you sure buddy?
I'm sure I heard that in a song: Bad Religion - Stranger than Fiction

LIAR !!!!!!

Maybe he was just saying he uses them .. not that he made them up. The second one is from a BR song as well.

He wrote "mine again" at the end of the quote. I think that implies that he thought of it....

 

[littlelilith]

My roommate Karen's current away message: "I am not available because I am playing a computer game that takes up my entire life and that I probably should never have started playing in the first place. Don't IM me unless you have something to say that is more important than my game. IE...don't IM me."

 

[jaydee]

I can only imagine how fortunate you must feel to be reading my away message. This message is the product of a lifetime of experience, meeting important people and thinking deep thoughts.
While my away message merits thousands of pages to articulate, I am limiting many of my deeper thoughts to single characters. I exhort my readers to dedicate many years to fully absorb the significance of what I am typing here. Fortunately, we live in a time when my away message can be widely dispersed by "internet" technology allowing current and future scholars to delve more deeply into my original, astute content.
It's staggering to contemplate that all the great works that can be derived from the letters I use in writing this away message. I am pleased to share them with you, and hereby grant you the liberty to use up to twenty of them consecutively without attribution. Any use of additional characters in print must acknowledge this as a source since it contains, implicitly or explicitly, all future written documents.

 

[yobarman]

Originally posted by: DumbGuy

Originally posted by: Deslocke

Originally posted by: DumbGuy
Life is the crummiest book... etc. yours? are you sure buddy?
I'm sure I heard that in a song: Bad Religion - Stranger than Fiction

LIAR !!!!!!

Maybe he was just saying he uses them .. not that he made them up. The second one is from a BR song as well.

He wrote "mine again" at the end of the quote. I think that implies that he thought of it....

wow if you dumbasses read his post he wrote "mine" at the end of his away messages. that implied that he was using them. which is the reason why on the last one he has someone elses SN there.

YOU MORONS!

btw i'm stealing the "I said no to drugs but they didn't listen" one.