Best bad-ass one-liners in movie history? :-)

[ohtwell]

If God would have wanted you up there he would have miracled your arse up there, wouldn't he? ~ Full Metal Jacket


: ) Amanda

 

[klah]

Funny thing killing a man .. take away all he's got.. and all he's ever gonna have.

 

[AzNmAnJLH]

jackie chan


what's up my .....

 

[B00ne]

Dodge this!....boom

 

[zsouthboy]

I'm surrounded by FRICKIN IDIOTS!----Dr. Evil

Best one liner from ATOT: St4b it/him/her!

WTF? ST*B is FORBIDDEN?

 

[Stallion]

"We're some real pretty shiat now"! Pfc Hudson. Aliens

"Let's Rock"! Pfc Vasquez.... Aliens.

 

[Tallgeese]

Can't believe no one has said:

"Hail to the KING baby!" - Ash (Bruce Campbell) in "Army of Darkness"

"I came here...to kick ass and chew bubblegum. And I'm ALLLLLLLL out of bubblegum!" - Nada ("Rowdy" Roddy Piper) in "They Live"

"Call me Snake" and "The name's Plissken" - Snake Plissken (Kurt Russell) in "Escape from New York"

"Buncha slack-jawed FAGGOTS around here" - Blaine (Jesse "The Body" Ventura) in "Predator"

"Try it again, punk" - Tom Cody (Michael Pare) in "Streets of Fire" (some pretty awesome fight scenes in that flick)

"Knock knock" - McCoy (Amy Madigan) in "Streets of Fire"

 

[giguana]

"Girls are just panty droppers. Give them a vicadin, 2 percoset and a beer, and the panties drop. It's NICE." -Tweeter

"Tweeter are you gonna like jail" -Mox

"I don't know. What the F*CK is that?" -Tweeter

VARSITY BLUES

 

[axelfox]

"That's right!....Ice......Man.....I am dangerous"

Peter "Maverick" Mitchell, Top Gun

 

[Tallgeese]

"C'mon fellas. It's true...I did sex up your ladies a little bit. But you can't be mad at the wang for dat." - Leon Phelps (Tim Meadows) in "The Ladies Man"

 

[Tallgeese]

"It's finger LICKIN good!" - Severen (Bill Paxton) in "Near Dark"

 

[soccerbud34]

"I'm gonna make him an offer he can't refuse."--Michael Corleone (Al Pacino)

"Luca Brasi sleeps with the fishes."--Clemenza (Richard Castellano)

the GodFather

 

[Kevin]

"Hercules - Hercules - Hercules" - The Nutty Professor

"Can I buy some pot from you?" - Animal House

 

[Tallgeese]

"You take the blue pill: the story ends, you wake up in your bed and believe...whatever you want to believe. You take the red pill: you stay in Wonderland and I show you how deep the rabbit-hole goes..." - Morpheus (Laurence Fishburne) in "The Matrix"

"Quit trying to hit me...AND HIT ME!" - Morpheus (Laurence Fishburne) in "The Matrix"

 

[Spook]

No poor dumb S.O.B. ever won a war by dying for his country, he won it by making the other poor dumb S.O.B. die for his...

-Patton

 

[giguana]

"I ate his liver with some farvar beans and a nice Chianti." -Hannibal Lector(Anthony Hopkins)

 

[bmacd]

"Losers whine about their best. Winners go home and fvck the prom queen" Sean Connery, The Rock

-=bmacd=-

 

[deftron]

From Jackie Brown:

AK 47?the very best there is. When you absolutely, positively have to kill every mutherf?ker in the room. Accept no substitutes.?



The way I see it you & me got one motherfckin' thing to talk about. One thing. And that's what you are willing to do for me.


My ass may be dumb, but I ain't no dumbass.

 

[Tallgeese]

Originally posted by: bmacd
"Losers whine about their best. Winners go home and fvck the prom queen" Sean Connery, The Rock

Oh yeah!

 

[Kenji4861]

I love this.... from Starship Troopers.
Bugs are keeping them alive to eat them later...

girl : "Why are they not killing u~S?!?!?"
guy : "Because they want us ALIVE!!"

No kidding...

 

[giguana]

"I glued myself...to...myself." -American Pie 2

 

[nord1899]

What do you do when you find a bug hole?
NUKE IT!

 

[Angrymarshmello]

"I'll be back"
"Astalavista baby"

 

[CJZ]

" "PC Load Letter"? What the fvck does that mean?! "

"We're not going to some white collar resort prison. No, no, no! We're going to federal POUND ME IN THE ASS prison!"

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[NeoV]

"ain't got time to bleed" - Predator

"when I want to know how Custer felt, I'll ask him myself" - Sam Elliot in We Were Soldiers

"on my signal, unleash Hell" - Gladiator

"No" - Matrix